I don't care for metal and being a server in this place must be excruciating, but someone had a lot of fun writing that menu and that I will salute.
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I love this. Wanamingo posted:
Vodka sauce owns but i looks like baby puke with blood in it
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:30 |
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cash crab posted:Vodka sauce owns but i looks like baby puke with blood in it Even at its best it does sorta have that feel to it.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:36 |
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Fo3 posted:Tacos tonight kids This is a loving travesty.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:42 |
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what a wonderfully BRUTAL menu, the Chips and Salsa entry made me laugh
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:44 |
Chard posted:I don't care for metal and being a server in this place must be excruciating, but someone had a lot of fun writing that menu and that I will salute. Sadly, I did some Googling and it appears to be a fake. Which honestly disappointed me.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:49 |
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The one problem with vodka sauce is that the the vodka is used for the sauce and not to get me sauced.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:56 |
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Wanamingo posted:Even at its best it does sorta have that feel to it. I hate how pink it is, but I'm obsessed with it. My landlord owns a convenience store and admitted she started buying it because she doesn't know what pasta sauce to buy and just sort of geared it towards what I was buying. The other day I made a very ugly gnocchi in vodka sauce with spicy sausage and mushrooms.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:58 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:The one problem with vodka sauce is that the the vodka is used for the sauce and not to get me sauced. Hey, it can do both. In fact, I'm almost positive that's what lead to those pictures of it being taken.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:59 |
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Chard posted:I don't care for metal and being a server in this place must be excruciating, but someone had a lot of fun writing that menu and that I will salute. There is a sandwich shop chain called Cheba Hut that is weed themed. I was super happy when they finally decided to put all the real names of things next to them on the menu because I was so loving tired of walking in there and being all "Yeah I'll take the Chronic Blunt with everything on it and extra sprouts."
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 06:20 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:The one problem with vodka sauce is that the the vodka is used for the sauce and not to get me sauced. I'm certain you'll be feeling sauced if you chug the entire jar.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 06:39 |
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hackbunny posted:
Also pancetta is permissible in addition to guanciale. But no cream vaffanculo
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 07:05 |
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Personally I always make carbonara the true original way, with powdered egg and canned military ration meat products.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 09:18 |
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DekeThornton posted:Personally I always make carbonara the true original way, with powdered egg and canned military ration meat products. Now I want to see an actual MRE Carbonara.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 10:01 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 10:03 |
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Mixing up Chef Boyardee raviolis and alphabet soup with scotch and soda seems like an interesting way to ruin a toilet.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 10:18 |
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I would just like to point out that people sperg up all kinds of rules about pasta dishes like they have existed for centuries and to deviate is blasphemy, but in reality most pasta dishes you know today are only a few decades old.quote:Pasta alla Carbonara was included in Elizabeth David's Italian Food, an English-language cookbook published in Great Britain in 1954. However, the dish is not present in Ada Boni's 1930 classic La Cucina Romana and is unrecorded before the Second World War. In 1950 it was described in the Italian newspaper "La Stampa" as a dish sought by the American officers after the allied liberation of Rome in 1944. It was first described after the war as a Roman dish, when many Italians were eating eggs and bacon supplied by troops from the United States. Food invented by hungry people during wartime shouldn't have rules. I'm sure the people with access to cream added cream. I'm sure there were people who didn't have the bacon or the pepper. Whatever, who gives a poo poo. Someone corrected me about the way I make pasta puttanesca once because I wasn't using the correct color of olives. Wtf quote:In a 2005 article from Il Golfo—a daily newspaper serving the Italian islands of Ischia and Procida—Annarita Cuomo asserted that sugo alla puttanesca was invented in the 1950s by Sandro Petti, co-owner of Rancio Fellone, a famous Ischian restaurant and nightspot. According to Cuomo, Petti's moment of inspiration came when—near closing one evening—Petti found a group of customers sitting at one of his tables. He was low on ingredients and so told them he didn't have enough to make them a meal. They complained that it was late and they were hungry. "Facci una puttanata qualsiasi," or "Make any kind of garbage," they insisted. As Petti had nothing more than four tomatoes, two olives and some capers—the basic ingredients for the sugo, “So I used them to make the sauce for the spaghetti,” Petti told Cuomo. Later, Petti included this dish on his menu as spaghetti alla puttanesca. The dish is literally garbage made of leftover scraps, how can someone possibly enshrine rules around it? Food rules are food idolatry, just let people cook whatever sort of poo poo the want and let them call it what they want. Judge them on the fact that their cooking is hideous and tastes awful, not on the fact that it doesn't meet the imagined and arbitrary technical criteria to have a certain title. twoday has a new favorite as of 10:37 on Nov 13, 2015 |
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I made carbonara last weekend it was the first time and was great. I used 350g spaghetti, 50g butter, ground pepper, 3 eggs, 200g of pecorino, 100g of prosciutto, 100g of diced mushrooms. No rules
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 10:33 |
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I made an Alfredo last night with peas and smoked salmon. What now, pasta Mussolinii?!
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 10:42 |
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This thread needs some more history about people eating garbage:quote:Charles Domery (c. 1778 – after 1800), later also known as Charles Domerz, was a Polish soldier serving in the Prussian and French armies, noted for his unusually large appetite. Serving in the Prussian Army against France during the War of the First Coalition, he found that the rations of the Prussians were insufficient and deserted to the French Army in return for food. Although generally healthy, he was voraciously hungry during his time in the French service, and ate any available food. While stationed near Paris, he was recorded as having eaten 174 cats in a year, and although he disliked vegetables, he would eat 4 to 5 pounds (1.8 to 2.3 kg) of grass each day if he could not find other food. During service on the French ship Hoche, he attempted to eat the severed leg of a crew member hit by cannon fire, before other members of the crew wrestled it from him and threw it into the sea. Amazingly enough there was not just one guy like this, but two! At the same time! In nearly the same place! quote:Tarrare (c. 1772 – 1798), sometimes spelled Tarare, was a French showman and soldier, noted for his unusual eating habits. Able to eat vast amounts of meat, he was constantly hungry; his parents could not provide for him, and he was turned out of the family home as a teenager. He travelled France in the company of a band of thieves and prostitutes, before becoming the warm-up act to a travelling charlatan; he would swallow corks, stones, live animals and a whole basketful of apples. He then took this act to Paris where he worked as a street performer. Imagine having to use the toilet after this guy. twoday has a new favorite as of 11:48 on Nov 13, 2015 |
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twoday posted:This thread needs some more history about people eating garbage: Wonder what sort of medical disorder leads to this, especially since it can't be completely mental in nature as neither of them were fat due to their diets
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drrockso20 posted:Wonder what sort of medical disorder leads to this, especially since it can't be completely mental in nature as neither of them were fat due to their diets sudden onset fiction syndrome
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twoday posted:This thread needs some more history about people eating garbage: cash crab, consider tracing your genealogy.
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hackbunny posted:Let's talk carbonara. Carbonara has rules: This post made me want carbonara, so I made myself some of this. Mmm, delicious.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 14:39 |
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Arivia posted:This post made me want carbonara, so I made myself some of this. Mmm, delicious. Death would be too kind for the like of you.
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drrockso20 posted:Wonder what sort of medical disorder leads to this, especially since it can't be completely mental in nature as neither of them were fat due to their diets They probably didn't exist and it's likely that one of them was just based off of stories about the other, considering how close together the "cases" were
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 14:53 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Sadly, I did some Googling and it appears to be a fake. Which honestly disappointed me. Here's an actual metal restaurant's menu: http://www.kumascorner.com/menu
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Aesop Poprock posted:They probably didn't exist and it's likely that one of them was just based off of stories about the other, considering how close together the "cases" were Well, they were both written about in medical journals and in a few other more recent books and it doesn't seem to have been discredited yet. twoday has a new favorite as of 15:26 on Nov 13, 2015 |
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cash crab posted:My landlord owns a convenience store and admitted she started buying it because she doesn't know what pasta sauce to buy and just sort of geared it towards what I was buying. beato posted:I made carbonara last weekend it was the first time and was great. I used 350g spaghetti, 50g butter, ground pepper, 3 eggs, 200g of pecorino, 100g of prosciutto, 100g of diced mushrooms.
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Aesop Poprock posted:They probably didn't exist and it's likely that one of them was just based off of stories about the other, considering how close together the "cases" were And wild exaggeration. He was probably a normal guy who had a huge appetite and didn't gain any weight. So the nurses get to talking and they're like "yeah it's so weird I bet he sneaks off in the night and eats out of trash cans under cover of darkness" and the remains of a dead cat are found out back that had been picked apart by carrion eaters and they immediately go "oh gross that guy caught and ate that cat" and then a mother is discharged after giving birth and someone forgets to write down that they left and now they're missing a newborn OH GOD THAT GUY ATE A BABY
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:35 |
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On the other hand, this guy definitely ate a Cessna.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:57 |
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Thought this was the Historical Fun Facts thread, but the French were pretty good at "explaining" things or people that went missing by saying that it was definitely a werewolf that ate your baby, ma'am.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:10 |
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People eat drywall and pencils, even when actual food is available.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:34 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:People eat drywall and pencils, even when actual food is available. People also eat at Guy Fieri's restaurants, even when actual food is available
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:37 |
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I once bummed a cig to an old lady at a bus stop, then went back to staring at my iPod or whatever I did back then. After a few minutes went by, I realized I didn't smell any smoke, and glanced over at her only to see that she was eating it. Just chowin' down, like it was a carrot or something, only she had little flecks of tobacco on her lips. I decided to walk the rest of the way home rather than wait there any longer.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 16:43 |
Posted on Facebook as "stew".
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Crow Jane posted:I once bummed a cig to an old lady at a bus stop, then went back to staring at my iPod or whatever I did back then. After a few minutes went by, I realized I didn't smell any smoke, and glanced over at her only to see that she was eating it. Just chowin' down, like it was a carrot or something, only she had little flecks of tobacco on her lips. I decided to walk the rest of the way home rather than wait there any longer. quote:Judge Taylor had one interesting habit. He permitted smoking in his courtroom but did not himself indulge: sometimes, if one was lucky, one had the privilege of watching him put a long dry cigar into his mouth and munch it slowly up. Bit by bit the dead cigar would disappear, to reappear some hours later as a flat slick mess, its essence extracted and mingling with Judge Taylor’s digestive juices. I once asked Atticus how Mrs. Taylor stood to kiss him, but Atticus said they didn’t kiss much.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:People also eat at Guy Fieri's restaurants, even when actual food is available "Why does the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?"
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 17:26 |
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:
Yep checks out, that's stew
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I know this is technically for offensive food, but it isn't too far removed to throw some offensive food packaging on the table too. I'm sorry.
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