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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Improbable Lobster posted:

tatooine's sun dies out, killing everyone on the planet

did you just say sun, singular?

TATOOINE HAS MORE THAN ONE SUN I AM SO MAD

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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

theflyingorc posted:

when he opens the rear door, if you're in front of the car, you'll see the words "gently caress YOU I'M MOTH"

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
the man; the moth, lthe legend

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




*same*

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

wayfinder posted:

the man; the moth, lthe legend

welp i guess we've got our tagline for ant-man 3

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band


stupid as hell, but i still want one

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

prefect posted:



stupid as hell, but i still want one

Grain joke

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




http://imgur.com/gallery/RG7Kd

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



prefect posted:



stupid as hell, but i still want one

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

sticky wizard
Nov 19, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

well it sounds like the first order is pretty elite already and captain phasma of tarth has that :krad: chrome outfit so i wouldn't put it past them to have access to the metals that can resist lightsabers

i mean it's not like lightsabers are magic, and they clearly aren't even that hot if a human can hold them. you saw how long it took qui gon to cut through that door and it was probably just regular steel

why dont they make a suit out of it, that way anytime a jedi hits them itd be like a foam bat *paff paff*

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

theflyingorc posted:

did you just say sun, singular?

TATOOINE HAS MORE THAN ONE SUN I AM SO MAD

obviously the second one explodes at the same time that the first burns out

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

prefect posted:



stupid as hell, but i still want one

i wonder how hard it would be to make one

can't imagine that they're over complicated

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

i wonder how hard it would be to make one

can't imagine that they're over complicated

it doesn't work if the faces aren't aligned

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Improbable Lobster posted:

i wonder how hard it would be to make one

can't imagine that they're over complicated

i'm sure my dad could make one, because he's good with carpentry and tools and all that stuff. he used to make wooden stuff for all kinds of household purposes because it was cheaper and more durable than buying things (we were not wealthy)

i, on the other hand, would wind up accidentally staked-to-death like a vampire, because i am clumsy and shortsighted

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Glorgnole posted:

it doesn't work if the faces aren't aligned

much like kissing

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

theflyingorc posted:

much like kissing

mmm..mmm baby hold on mmph tilt your head mmhp 51.83 degrees

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Salt Fish posted:

mmm..mmm baby hold on mmph tilt your head mmhp 51.83 degrees

that was you???

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high


This picture looks super weird when i scroll past it on the awful app .

E: as in it flickers and the top of it turns blue whenever i swipe down .

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
man yr head's at 39.4° you're running a fever!!

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

mmm..mmm baby hold on mmph tilt your head mmhp 51.83 degrees

15 minutes info netflix and chill and bae gets out the protractor

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
does anyone have that comic of the dude in the class bitching about young people only wanting fast databases and who cares if they lose data i need it for a project

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

i'm gonna punch you in the kidney

lol

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Gus Hobbleton posted:

does anyone have that comic of the dude in the class bitching about young people only wanting fast databases and who cares if they lose data i need it for a project

seconding

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Just woke up again

Gonna punch you in the kidney, Saturday style

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

prefect posted:



stupid as hell, but i still want one

/walks out with head sharpened to a fine edge

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

sticky wizard posted:

why dont they make a suit out of it, that way anytime a jedi hits them itd be like a foam bat *paff paff*

back when jedi first figured out lightsabers (which required a big backpack power source and a cable running to it) the sith developed some sorta dark side alchemy to harden their regular metal swords and armor

it wasn't lightsaber proof but it meant that you actually block one for awhile



later on cortosis came out and what that stuff does is turn the lightsaber off when it hits it, forcing the jedi to reignite it

back in the day we ran an ancient era star wars d20 campaign and this happened to my jedi character and it was hilarious b/c i got surprise owned real fuckin hard by a guy w/ a stun club and a cortosis bracer while i just stared at my lightsaber handle that suddenly wouldn't fuckin work for poo poo for some reason

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




does anyone know the name of the comic that was in the style of an airplane safety card, but it was instructions for destroying your office and then reverting to a hunter / gatherer tribe but in the skyscrapers of the now broken civilization?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pardot posted:

does anyone know the name of the comic that was in the style of an airplane safety card, but it was instructions for destroying your office and then reverting to a hunter / gatherer tribe but in the skyscrapers of the now broken civilization?

fight club

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Syncopated posted:

it could possibly be a different dude, but of the same alien bartender-race

lol ya

this is prolly my fav dumb thing that lucas did

*depict one alien guy selling death sticks*

*makes his backstory so that his entire race and home planet are drug dealers for death sticks*

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol ya

this is prolly my fav dumb thing that lucas did

*depict one alien guy selling death sticks*

*makes his backstory so that his entire race and home planet are drug dealers for death sticks*

desert planet

ice planet

swamp planet

city planet

I'm hardly surprised.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Pardot posted:

does anyone know the name of the comic that was in the style of an airplane safety card, but it was instructions for destroying your office and then reverting to a hunter / gatherer tribe but in the skyscrapers of the now broken civilization?

timg for :nws:



no idea the name of the comic. might have been a one-off thing. btw it was the 4th GIS result for 'webcomic office apocalypse'. reverse image search wants to call it "office revolt comic"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

NoneMoreNegative posted:


/walks out with head sharpened to a fine edge


i had never heard the thing about pyramids and razor blades when i read pratchett's "pyramids", so i missed a lot of jokes :(

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Are vibroblades still canon or not?

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

desert planet

ice planet

swamp planet

city planet

I'm hardly surprised.

this is my least favorite sci-fi trope

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
reminder that the guy that lets them land is named land-o

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