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prefect posted:i had never heard the thing about pyramids and razor blades when i read pratchett's "pyramids", so i missed a lot of jokes 
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Nov 13, 2015 20:12
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Nov 13, 2015 20:15
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:reminder that the guy that lets them land is named land-o well it would have been pretty stupid if his name was keepflyingo wouldn't it
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Nov 13, 2015 20:15
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hey look it's bob http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/we-went-on-a-historic-shark-dive-with-a-quad-amputee
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Nov 13, 2015 20:23
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol ya wookiees -> they're all loyal megabros because thats how chewbacca was hutts -> we saw one weirdo gangster slug, turns out there's a whole species of them and they're all like that, also his title is the name of his species now twileks -> their women are universally megababes, which makes them by far the demographic most vulnerable to sex trafficking in the entire galaxy
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Nov 13, 2015 20:24
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folks I am a huge star wars fan but i'm not going to try go go any deeper than 'it's entertaining and I like to watch it' on 70s sci-fi it's the product of a certain era, dwi
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Nov 13, 2015 20:42
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Glorgnole posted:wookiees -> they're all loyal megabros because thats how chewbacca was rodians -> greedo was a bounty hunter, which makes sense b/c rodians are a bounty hunter race bothans -> many of them gave their lives to get the death star plans to the rebels. btw that's the name of their race, of which every single one of them is a spy sullustans -> lando's copilot for the second death star run (Nien Nunb) is apparently typical, since sullustans are all pilots and navigators
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BANME.sh posted:timg for i'm the pantless fat guy who's drinking
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:rodians -> greedo was a bounty hunter, which makes sense b/c rodians are a bounty hunter race
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Nov 13, 2015 20:52
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humans -> they're all militaristic assholes, just like real life
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Nov 13, 2015 20:54
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toydarians -> remember that blue flying nazi-caricature of a jew from phantom menace? turns out their whole race is stingy and grumpy neimodians -> remember those green fu man chu-caricature guys from phantom menace? turns out their entire race is made up of greedy cowards which was perfect for letting them take over the trade federation
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Nov 13, 2015 20:57
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Sombrerotron posted:kowakian monkey-lizards -> all of them are huge assholes just because this one fucker owned by a hutt with a real weird fetish for humans was a huge rear end in a top hat, too there's a quest in star wars: the old republic where a thing you're looking for gets stolen by one of those little shits 
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Nov 13, 2015 21:07
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:toydarians -> remember that blue flying nazi-caricature of a jew from phantom menace? turns out their whole race is stingy and grumpy jedi -> ben kenobi wears robes (possibly because he lives in a desert), so all jedi wear the same robes, no matter where they're from sith -> the emperor shoots lightning at luke, so all the bad-guy anti-jedis can do that, too (see red letter media for more)
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Nov 13, 2015 21:08
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Sombrerotron posted:kowakian monkey-lizards -> all of them are huge assholes just because this one fucker owned by a hutt with a real weird fetish for humans was a huge rear end in a top hat, too i love that guy
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Nov 13, 2015 21:09
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Gus Hobbleton posted:does anyone have that comic of the dude in the class bitching about young people only wanting fast databases and who cares if they lose data i need it for a project it was from unbeatable squirrel girl if that helps
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Nov 13, 2015 21:15
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sarlacc -> there's only two known sarlaccs but i bet if there were more they'd all be omnivorous horrors that digest their food over the course of an entire millenniumprefect posted:there's a quest in star wars: the old republic where a thing you're looking for gets stolen by one of those little shits Syncopated posted:i love that guy
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Nov 13, 2015 21:20
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warning: i'm about to link to tvtropes http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlanetOfHats star wars gets its own entire section lol
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ol qwerty bastard posted:warning: i'm about to link to tvtropes i get mad when i see the t-word now 
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ol qwerty bastard posted:warning: i'm about to link to tvtropes
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ol qwerty bastard posted:warning: i'm about to link to tvtropes this whole planet's on a cob!
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Nov 13, 2015 21:29
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kinda want slice-of-life sci fi i guess like a human character that gets offended when an alien calls him a german when he's actually dutch and the alien is like "what the gently caress?:
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Nov 13, 2015 21:32
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Nov 13, 2015 21:35
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everyone from han solo's planet hates odds, because he says "never tell me the odds". lol
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Nov 13, 2015 21:36
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Nov 13, 2015 21:41
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:neimodians -> remember those green fu man chu-caricature guys from phantom menace? turns out their entire race is made up of greedy cowards which was perfect for letting them take over the trade federation one of the star wars cross section books has a big spread of the senate building, which includes the offices of the neimoidian embassy. they're filled with immature neimoidian grubs doing office work, and the captions describe how two teams of office drones will be pitted against each other with identical work, and the first to finish gets to eat the other. i got that book in like 2004 and at the time i definitely wasnt in on the epic zaibatsu jokes
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Nov 13, 2015 21:45
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http://munchies.vice.com/articles/being-a-chef-made-me-forget-i-have-a-micropenis
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Nov 13, 2015 21:50
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Improbable Lobster posted:http://munchies.vice.com/articles/being-a-chef-made-me-forget-i-have-a-micropenis so i should become a chef, is the message?
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Nov 13, 2015 21:52
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the star wars eu takes everything that was dumb in the films and just makes it so much worse in every possible way  
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Nov 13, 2015 21:56
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http://www.dolekemp96.org/interactive/computer/bobdole.bmp
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Nov 13, 2015 21:57
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Syncopated posted:everyone from han solo's planet hates odds, because he says "never tell me the odds". lol they can even
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Nov 13, 2015 21:58
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Syncopated posted:everyone from han solo's planet hates odds, because he says "never tell me the odds". lol dreams are desire
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Nov 13, 2015 22:03
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Roargasm posted:dreams are desire 
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Nov 13, 2015 22:22
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Postcards from the Edge is a good film, just rewatched it the other day, Meryl Streep ftw
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Nov 13, 2015 22:35
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Broken Machine posted:Meryl Streep ftw http://www.theonion.com/graphic/court-rules-meryl-streep-unable-to-be-tried-by-jur-26799
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Kuvo posted:it was from unbeatable squirrel girl if that helps
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AtomD posted:kinda want slice-of-life sci fi i guess do you even know my real name? i come from a whole species of gear people calling me gear head is like calling a chinese person asia face 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:do you even know my real name? it's a...real hassle out there
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