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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Ok so

One man opened fire with an automatic weapon at Petit Cambodge Restaurabt in the 11th district. 4-10 deaths here, situation at point where first responders are treating some/moving bodies, could be secured or could be locked down and ongoing UPDATE edit: suspect fled scene

Another man took opened fire with a gun and took hostages at Bataclan arts centre. Not seeing firm numbers on deaths/injuries but appears to be the rest of the 18. Situation ongoing

3 explosions reported near the stadium. No numbers on deaths or injuries yet, early reports say grenades (?), appears to be most chaotic and fewest details, president evacuated.

If this isn't coordinated I will be surprised

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I made a thread for this non-USPOL event.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

fade5 posted:

Apparently ISIL twitter is blowing up right now, and ISIL just got their asses handed to them with Sinjar, Al Hawl, and Jihadi John being killed, so it's looking probable that it's ISIL-related.

(ISIL did a super deadly suicide attack on Kobani after they lost Tal Abyad; they tend to be sore losers.)

I always find myself wondering how far they can go before they provoke a truly next-level response from the West.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

mdemone posted:

I always find myself wondering how far they can go before they provoke a truly next-level response from the West.

Chemical weapons probably. I'm honestly kind of surprised they haven't used any yet to my knowledge.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Kro-Bar posted:

poo poo is going down in Paris.



I'd say I'm looking forward to the right wing reaction if the attackers are Muslim but instead I think I'll just avoid Facebook for the evening because it'll be better for my blood pressure.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Say, didn't Reagan have a civil defense plan that involved throwing all black people in concentration camps in the event of civil unrest? I think I read that somewhere but I don't know where.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_prison

Fried Chicken posted:

So it's 18 dead with hostages remaining at a concert hall (Bataclan theater), no numbers in death or injury at the stadium yet. A few reporters are now saying they are linked but they don't have a source so I'd say assume that is speculation for now.

You don't have multiple attacks in different locations at the same time and assume it to be a coincidence.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

mdemone posted:

I always find myself wondering how far they can go before they provoke a truly next-level response from the West.

The US is not going to go to war with ISIS. Just today Obama himself said they are 'contained'. Obama does not want another war under his tenure.

Talmonis
Jun 24, 2012
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

mdemone posted:

I always find myself wondering how far they can go before they provoke a truly next-level response from the West.

Barring an atrocity like wiping out every male over the age of twelve, I don't forsee any militaristic response being effective enough to actually deal with the problem.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



BetterToRuleInHell posted:

The US is not going to go to war with ISIS. Just today Obama himself said they are 'contained'. Obama does not want another war under his tenure.
Well that, and he may also have to consider not dropping a conflict into Hillary's lap right before an election. Plus there are no good options regarding ISIS anyway.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

The US is not going to go to war with ISIS. Just today Obama himself said they are 'contained'. Obama does not want another war under his tenure.

France might, if we loan them the ordinance.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



pathetic little tramp posted:

Mon français est tres rouille, mais something like:

Blood. Still happening, something about the wind, extremely nervous, soldiers and police going..... I don't know what gens en larnes means sorry, I've not lived in French territory in 12 years, does it show?

« en larmes » literally means in tears. :(

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


greatn posted:

Oh poo poo my friend is in Paris right now.

My little sister is there for a long weekend too.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

If it's a legitimate nomination, the republican body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Yeah, that's what House Speaker Paul Ryan said too

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Makes you wonder why so many Soviet politicians lived so long.

Well there were rumors that Brezhnev/Chernenko/Andropov had actually all been dead for quite a while before the Kremlin ever copped to any of their deaths...:tinfoil:

Kro-Bar posted:

At least 18 dead in a shooting in Paris. Which candidate will be the first one to use this as a reason to hawk gun ownership?

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

You're thinking too small -- this will be revealed to be a ISIS plot/attack, churning the anti-immigration fervor up.

No reason not to do both; this isn't an either/or situation for tragedy opportunists.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah, that's what House Speaker Paul Ryan said too

I like the idea of a massive conspiracy of faithless delegates resulting in the camera rapidly panning to a dumbfounded and furious Mitt in the audience as he is announced as the GOP Nominee for president

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Combed Thunderclap posted:

« en larmes » literally means in tears. :(

Ah yes, thank you. That's pretty hosed. Gens is an abbreviation for Gendarmes isn't it? That would explain it.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Well there were rumors that Brezhnev/Chernenko/Andropov had actually all been dead for quite a while before the Kremlin ever copped to any of their deaths...:tinfoil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXwh-5NaBc

Any excuse to post a Spitting Image.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
That GOP insiders are now talking to the press (though only the WaPo team and only anonymously) about a convention fight or brokered convention makes me very happy

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

A reputable news source has come up with a simple chart to show people the difference between Socialism and Capitalism.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
The SCOTUS thread is dead on page three, so I'll ask here, what's the current odds on the SCOTUS being terrible with the Texas issue?

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

greatn posted:

Oh poo poo my friend is in Paris right now.

Have you heard anything from them yet? If you check Twitter a lot of hotlines and shelters that are offering services, depending on their location you may be able to find something that can help them. :(

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

PhazonLink posted:

The SCOTUS thread is dead on page three, so I'll ask here, what's the current odds on the SCOTUS being terrible with the Texas issue?

Flip a coin.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

PhazonLink posted:

The SCOTUS thread is dead on page three, so I'll ask here, what's the current odds on the SCOTUS being terrible with the Texas issue?

I'll give you action at 5:4.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Fried Chicken posted:

Ok so

One man opened fire with an automatic weapon at Petit Cambodge Restaurabt in the 11th district. 4-10 deaths here, situation at point where first responders are treating some/moving bodies, could be secured or could be locked down and ongoing UPDATE edit: suspect fled scene

Another man took opened fire with a gun and took hostages at Bataclan arts centre. Not seeing firm numbers on deaths/injuries but appears to be the rest of the 18. Situation ongoing

3 explosions reported near the stadium. No numbers on deaths or injuries yet, early reports say grenades (?), appears to be most chaotic and fewest details, president evacuated.

If this isn't coordinated I will be surprised

I've always wondered why coordinated attacks like this don't happen more often. It always seems to be a lone shooter.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

FourLeaf posted:

I've always wondered why coordinated attacks like this don't happen more often. It always seems to be a lone shooter.

Because it's the coordination that draws government attention. Three men may keep a secret if two of them are dead.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

zoux posted:

Because it's the coordination that draws government attention. Three men may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
The FBI has entire divisions dedicated to pretending to be sympathetic to terrorists and trying to draw them out to arrest them before an attack happens.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
A 7.0 earthquake occurred of the coast of Japan. Thankfully CNN has assured us that there is no danger to Alaska, the US West Coast, or BC, Canada...

Nothing about Hawaii, Guam, US Somoa, or any other US territory with US citizens because CNN is the absolute worst.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Boon posted:

A 7.0 earthquake occurred of the coast of Japan. Thankfully CNN has assured us that there is no danger to Alaska, the US West Coast, or BC, Canada...

Nothing about Hawaii, Guam, US Somoa, or any other US territory with US citizens because CNN is the absolute worst.

CNN is pretty horrible, onTwitter #PrayForJapan is trending, Other outlets hopefully won't let this go ignored, but then the terror incident was(is) pretty horrific itself.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

PUGGERNAUT posted:

Have you heard anything from them yet? If you check Twitter a lot of hotlines and shelters that are offering services, depending on their location you may be able to find something that can help them. :(

They had already posted on Facebook that they were OK by the time I had checked

theblackw0lf
Apr 15, 2003

"...creating a vision of the sort of society you want to have in miniature"
This is an article from earlier in the year, but I just recently discovered it, and think it's very worthwhile reading.

It explores why the GOP doesn't pay the price for it's extremism.

http://prospect.org/article/no-cost-extremism

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Boon posted:

A 7.0 earthquake occurred of the coast of Japan. Thankfully CNN has assured us that there is no danger to Alaska, the US West Coast, or BC, Canada...

Nothing about Hawaii, Guam, US Somoa, or any other US territory with US citizens because CNN is the absolute worst.

I have a feeling a bigger one is coming along soon.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

theblackw0lf posted:


It explores why the GOP doesn't pay the price for it's extremism.


Oh, so it's wrong.

Anchor Wanker
May 14, 2015
So this has been getting a lot of play from the right recently. How long can we expect to see this posted on lovely comment threads?

http://freebeacon.com/issues/neil-cavuto-asks-student-protestor-how-us-will-pay-for-socialist-wish-list/

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

computer parts posted:

Oh, so it's wrong.

Given GOP control of the house and senate and (heavily) dominant control of state governments, why is it wrong?

Like, actual question - it's increasingly seeming like the Democrat party has the Presidency well in hand and is completely screwed everywhere else.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Magres posted:

Given GOP control of the house and senate and (heavily) dominant control of state governments, why is it wrong?

Like, actual question - it's increasingly seeming like the Democrat party has the Presidency well in hand and is completely screwed everywhere else.

It's true and also every time you say "the Democrat party" Frank Luntz gets an erection.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/665312487147896832

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

My wife is in paris. Safe in her hotel thank god, but now she's stuck. Her company offered to get her on a flight tomorrow, but again there aren't any flights now that there's a state of emergency.

Where can I find out about flight status or availability? Twitter?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Ron Jeremy posted:

My wife is in paris. Safe in her hotel thank god, but now she's stuck. Her company offered to get her on a flight tomorrow, but again there aren't any flights now that there's a state of emergency.

Where can I find out about flight status or availability? Twitter?

First thoughts and prayers out to you and your wife. I would monitor (in no particular order) the state department website, the website and twitter of whichever airline she may fly and the american embassy in France

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Ron Jeremy posted:

My wife is in paris. Safe in her hotel thank god, but now she's stuck. Her company offered to get her on a flight tomorrow, but again there aren't any flights now that there's a state of emergency.

Where can I find out about flight status or availability? Twitter?

I saw this list of numbers of embassies on Twitter, maybe they can help?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Looks like flights are being let out of de Gaulle airport. Mrs doesn't want to fly.

gently caress you ISIS

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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


PhazonLink posted:

The SCOTUS thread is dead on page three, so I'll ask here, what's the current odds on the SCOTUS being terrible with the Texas issue?

The SCOTUS has historically reversed/vacated more often than they affirmed. Even affirming it there there are many ways that they could be awful, and many ways that they could be amazing.

One thing that would be great would be if they smack down Texas's claim that all medical restrictions on abortion only needs to meet a rational basis standard. Holding them to a higher standard would require there to be some sort of proof that there is a problem and that the law would solve it - both hurdles that these TRAP laws can't manage to clear because regulating the screws used in the door frame is only connectable to women's health via seriously twisted logic and hypotheticals that never happen in the real world. Who knows how likely that would be though.

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