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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Sir Kodiak posted:

I can't believe Alex Proyas.

I can't believe Gerard Butler's career has come to this,

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's career definitely hasn't.

Geoffrey Rush, I'm just disappointed in you.

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Is that the kid from The Giver? It probably is, his eyebrows are insane. He was really good in that so I'll probably watch this just for him and Jaime being a God.

NCW seriously needs a better agent, though, he's a great actor.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

GonSmithe posted:

He was really good in that so I'll probably watch this just for him being a God.
He isn't a god, he's a regular chap who had to get digitally shrunk down in every shot alongside the rest of the gods.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




GonSmithe posted:

Is that the kid from The Giver? It probably is, his eyebrows are insane. He was really good in that so I'll probably watch this just for him and Jaime being a God.

Yeah, it's him. He's gonna be Orlando Bloom's son in Pirates 5, too, I think.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Is there a pantheon out there with a MALE god of love?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Jay Rust posted:

Is there a pantheon out there with a MALE god of love?

Yes, the Greeks.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Really? Isn't it Aphrodite?

Edit: Looks like it's Eros too for whatever reason. I wouldn't mind seeing more of him in general culture I guess.

Jay Rust fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Nov 13, 2015

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Jay Rust posted:

Really? Isn't it Aphrodite?

Edit: Looks like it's Eros too for whatever reason. I wouldn't mind seeing more of him in general culture I guess.

"Erotic"

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Aztecs and Chinese have male love gods.

We have a mailing list.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Jay Rust posted:

Really? Isn't it Aphrodite?

Edit: Looks like it's Eros too for whatever reason. I wouldn't mind seeing more of him in general culture I guess.

If I recall, Aphrodite and Eros are both gods of love, but different aspects of love. Aphrodite probably skews more towards romance, while Eros skews more towards lust. It's similar to how Athena and Ares are both gods of war, but different sides of that same coin.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

:lol:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I think I've made this joke already somewhere on CD but I can't wait for The Divergent Series: DETERGENT

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Goddamn. That is... bad.

"Ok... now act like you're on 80 degree grade. Really struggle to keep your balance. No. Nonono. You're standing straight up. You need to act like you're on the hoover dam. No... just.... ah gently caress it ok just crouch a bit. Sure, hands by your sides works. Why wouldn't it when you're repelling down a dam? Hey remember that episode of Friends where Chandler is unable to smile in pictures without looking weird and creepy? Lets just go for that. There we go... perfect! Now someone fetch me my whiskey - just bring the whole bottle please."

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Miles Teller also looks like he's in the middle of making GBS threads his pants.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Jay Rust posted:

Really? Isn't it Aphrodite?

Edit: Looks like it's Eros too for whatever reason. I wouldn't mind seeing more of him in general culture I guess.

You do.

Eros is Cupid.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
People are angry about that Gods of Egypt movie because most of the gods are white.

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/13/gods-of-egypt-posters-anger-whitewashed-cast-twitter-exodus

This cost $140m and nobody heard about it until now! It will fail.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The RRaven

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Score by Ancient VVisdom?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Darthemed posted:

Score by Ancient VVisdom?

Or Wavves or Alvvays.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Chvvrches

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Eating dirt has apparently helped Shailene Woodley grow to 7 feet tall.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

kiimo posted:

Eating dirt has apparently helped Shailene Woodley grow to 7 feet tall.

She also lost 20lbs and got a pair of bolt-ons

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I like the complete failure all around of the belts that clearly aren't being tugged by hundreds of pounds of pressure. Must be nice for the guy in back, he doesn't appear to need one. He's just holding on with one hand.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Did they sign some kind of contract requiring these to be made? They haven't even made any money.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Aphrodite posted:

Did they sign some kind of contract requiring these to be made? They haven't even made any money.

They've both basically tripled their budget without counting stuff outside the theatrical release

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

I like how the guy in the center is clearly having second thoughts.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




It's secondary female lead's amazing gravity-defiant hair that stands out most to me.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The guy in front appears to be wearing tactical clown pants.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The MSJ posted:

A better Egypt pantheon movie should reflect how Egypt have been a melting pot of cultures for thousands of years. Like there should be your native Nile gods, some spirit that moved in from the barren desert out West, the sassy jungle goddess, one of Zeus' bastards that got kicked out of Olympus, and a guy who cannot stand sharing the Arab peninsular with Dagon.

You should read Terry Pratchett's Pyramids if you haven't already.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

You should read Terry Pratchett's Pyramids if you haven't already.

One of the hardest I laughed reading a book was at the part where the soldier was peeing and a whole valley appeared in front of him.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

There's also this

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Corek posted:

People are angry about that Gods of Egypt movie because most of the gods are white.

As well they should be. What a stupid loving idea.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
God's Not White

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Lurdiak posted:

As well they should be. What a stupid loving idea.

Yeah they should be animal head people.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The Witch looks soooooooooooooooooooooo good.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I am pretty sure it's called The V Vitch.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Mulva posted:

She also lost 20lbs and got a pair of bolt-ons

Photoshop michael jackson doing the concert lean that he invented shoes for.

Baron von Eevl posted:

The Witch looks soooooooooooooooooooooo good.

It does look creepy as poo poo from the trailers so far. Like legit unnerving not jump-scare mctortureporn.

Frostwerks fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Nov 14, 2015

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Lurdiak posted:

I am pretty sure it's called The V Vitch.
Starring VVin Diesel.

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