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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
wisdom from the professor

Scary PJJ 2016 ‏@ProfJeffJarvis 17s17 seconds ago Manhattan, NY

Remember: if you see rumors of something dangerous, like a gunman or explosion, but can't confirm, err on the side of caution and RT it.

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Hmm yes let's cite all the times that someone who concealed carried stopped a mass murder

*types into computer*

Hmm. Looks like it says "Zero matching results"

Weird.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_world_service

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hmm yes let's cite all the times that someone who concealed carried stopped a mass murder

*types into computer*

Hmm. Looks like it says "Zero matching results"

Weird.

my high school had an interrupted spree killing where some jock took out the nebbish shooter boy

he didn't use a gun

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
president trump will keep his campaign promises and begin ethnic cleansing immediately after his coronation

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Well gently caress. Attackers were by all appearances jihadists.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hmm yes let's cite all the times that someone who concealed carried stopped a mass murder

*types into computer*

Hmm. Looks like it says "Zero matching results"

Weird.

naw man it totally happened in denver during the dark knight shooting

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
time to take my mind off all this terrible paris stuff

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
it never loving ends

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
bombs and baps, two great flavours that taste great together!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

wisdom from the professor

Scary PJJ 2016 ‏@ProfJeffJarvis 17s17 seconds ago Manhattan, NY

Remember: if you see rumors of something dangerous, like a gunman or explosion, but can't confirm, err on the side of caution and RT it.

mmm yes the same logic that makes people forward chain emails "what's the harm?'

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
what? i just wanted to post a pic of katy perry because she's really hot vOv

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Chris Knight posted:

mmm yes the same logic that makes people forward chain emails "what's the harm?'

:ssh: profjeffjarvis is a parody account

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Space-Pope posted:

time to take my mind off all this terrible paris stuff




i'm the giant cauliflowoh wait that's a person?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Chris Knight posted:

mmm yes the same logic that makes people forward chain emails "what's the harm?'

did you hear how bill gates is going to give you a dollar if..

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Give everyone guns and bullets I'm sure everything will be fine and we'll finally defeat the muzzies and darkies and other unsavoury types that dare walk through my gated community at five in the evening when I have settled in to watch Fox News and get outraged.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Space-Pope posted:

time to take my mind off all this terrible paris stuff





monica bellucci ftw

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS :happyelf:

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SmokaDustbowl posted:

FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS :happyelf:

An people said I went too far when I called you a god drat retard.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

An people said I went too far when I called you a god drat retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

i love this song so much

also, barons it's friday the thirteenth, dwi

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
does anybody have that comic of a bookself titled something like "POPULAR FANTASY STORIES"

"The Lord of the Rings"
"Atlas Shrugged"
"The untrained concealed carry bystander who plugged a hostage taker without getting himself and numerous innocent people killed"

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Gus Hobbleton posted:

does anyone have that comic of the dude in the class bitching about young people only wanting fast databases and who cares if they lose data i need it for a project

did anyone post this yet. I need it.

also the Friday night gif of the kitty getting out of its cage.

thanks and God bless

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

syscall girl posted:

i love this song so much

also, barons it's friday the thirteenth, dwi

Do not mis-date me you calandogynist.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


just got back from the hospital after having brain surgery ya'll

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

:ssh: profjeffjarvis is a parody account

ok lol i knew it was one or the other

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Linux Pirate posted:

just got back from the hospital after having brain surgery ya'll



Pics?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Mr Dog posted:

does anybody have that comic of a bookself titled something like "POPULAR FANTASY STORIES"

"The Lord of the Rings"
"Atlas Shrugged"
"The untrained concealed carry bystander who plugged a hostage taker without getting himself and numerous innocent people killed"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Elder Postsman posted:

did anyone post this yet. I need it.

also the Friday night gif of the kitty getting out of its cage.

thanks and God bless



prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Linux Pirate posted:

just got back from the hospital after having brain surgery ya'll



:eyepop:

hope you're okay

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Wow I just found out thanks to the French stuff that Rob Lowe is a huge right wing shitbag. That's depressing.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
stolen from twitter

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Broken Machine posted:

Postcards from the Edge is a good film, just rewatched it the other day

Hi, Mum & Dad

I loving hate Bono, he struts around like he owns the place! tours going well other than that.

love,

E.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Hi, Mum & Dad

I loving hate Bono, he struts around like he owns the place! tours going well other than that.

love,

E.

lmao

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

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