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Booblord Zagats posted:You didn't even get the name right, scrublord it was like twenty years ago! but that multiplayer was the bomb. Kasonic posted:Lucas seems to be really good at coming up with the worst possible names off the top of his head i feel like Supreme Leader Snoke had to be in his notes when disney bought star wars because that's a p poo poo name.
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Sheeeeeeeev I think Lucas near the end was just actively loving with people
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bunnyofdoom posted:I think Lucas was just actively loving with everyone
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Groovelord Neato posted:it was like twenty years ago! but that multiplayer was the bomb. that is a poo poo name. it sounds like a lovely street drug.
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So were death sticks weed or what?
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Fw Fw Fw from Sheev: HUTT LACING DEATH STICKS WITH SPICE!!!!
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I hereby pledge myself to only play characters with similar names to Sheev in Star Wars RPGs
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drunk asian neighbor posted:This. If Rogue One ends up being "Top Gun but with X-wings" it will be unironically the best Star Wars movie. But will it have a beach volleyball scene?
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Star Wars doesn't have volleyball. Instead, the filmmakers have a variety of well-thought out alternatives from Star Wars' rich expanded universe:quote:Borgleball
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Well then I await sweaty men playing uh wiffle?
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Hi-lo ball, is that the game vinyl lens listeners challenge holodisks buyers to?
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William Bear posted:Gulliball Oh bullshit you almost had with your quote:Gulliball was a very popular sport played on Naboo by the Gungans. Equipped with mallets made from zaela tree branches, Gungans batted around gullipuds in attempts to place them in specified goal areas. For some reason, the animals actually enjoyed being tossed around. oh well nevermind
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Oh bullshit you almost had with your goddamnit
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Oh bullshit you almost had with your oh my god
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Poz my nega-ball hole.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Poz my nega-ball hole. Rename thread
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Oh bullshit you almost had with your you know whats worse. its from this http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_I_Adventures_10:_Festival_of_Warriors. a book for maybe 5 year olds. some fat loving nerd thought that this book needed to be cataloged and its parts and story put into canon. also there is a series of these books and they are all cataloged.
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sleepy.eyes posted:So were death sticks weed or what? Sherm
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In his book on the New Hollywood movement of the 1970s, Easy Riders and Raging Bulls, Peter Biskind makes a pretty convincing case that Lucas may be on the spectrum. Apparently he'd refuse to talk to people or make eye contact, so meetings had to be heavily prompted by Francis Ford Coppola. When makiing THX-1138, Lucas spent months and months obbessively re-editing the film, until Coppola had to basically take the work print so they could have test screenings. The script for Star Wars became a denser and denser work of background lore with each draft. Originally Lucas wanted to title the first film 'Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars' but was convinced to change it to A New Hope. (American Graffti and THX-1138 are still great movies, so the guy at least directed three really, really good films). OldMemes fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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OldMemes posted:In his book on the New Hollywood movement of the 1970s, Easy Riders and Raging Bulls, Peter Biskind makes a pretty convincing case that Lucas may be on the spectrum. Apparently he's refuse to talk to people or make eye contact, so meetings had to be heavily prompted by Francis Ford Coppola. When makiing THX-1138, Lucas spent months and months obbessively reediting the film, until Coppola had to basically take the work print so they could have test screenings. The script for Star Wars became a denser and denser work of background lore with each draft. oh i can believe that he is on the spectrum. also the more i learn about how loving crappy new hope could have been is fascinating. I am sure alot of the old drafts read like something out of deviant art. it sounds like his first wife was the one who kept his poo poo edited.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:you know whats worse. its from this http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_I_Adventures_10:_Festival_of_Warriors. a book for maybe 5 year olds. some fat loving nerd thought that this book needed to be cataloged and its parts and story put into canon. also there is a series of these books and they are all cataloged. I read these as a kid, they were actually part of a Scholastic monthly thing. The whole thing is basically Jar Jar loving up in increasingly terrible ways as an explanation for his exile from bubble world. Even as a kid I thought it was stupid.
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Gullipuds are adorable though. Terryl Whitlatch does some great alien creatures.
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Acne Rain posted:how bad was the last Star Trek Now imagine that one of the people responsible is developing a new Star Trek TV series. 
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Tardigrade posted:Gullipuds are adorable though. Terryl Whitlatch does some great alien creatures. Dawww 
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William Bear posted:Star Wars doesn't have volleyball. Instead, the filmmakers have a variety of well-thought out alternatives from Star Wars' rich expanded universe: Huttball is pretty cool.
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"Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I: The Star Wars" is an insanely good title.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Touchball I know a better way to play Touchball. 
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I am off and on watching the Clone Wars Netflix show and this episode is about the happy adventures of younglings who go on to get murked by Anakin. 
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Anakin going from a guy expecting a kid and saying the Emperor needs arrested to childkiller and high traitor in like two hours is pretty bad!!!
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Syncopated posted:Dark Forces III: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight Star Wars: Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast Star Wars: Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy
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Cardboard Box A posted:Star Wars: Dark Forces Star Wars: Dark Forces V: Jedi Knight IV: Jedi Outcast III: Jedi Academy II: Kyle Katarn is Not Canon
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I just realized that I can't remember a single goddamn thing about I, Jedi by Michael Stackpole. I know for a fact that I owned it in hardcover and therefore I am led to the conclusion that it was the single worst Star Wars book I ever read, so bad that I blocked it out completely.
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drunk asian neighbor posted:I just realized that I can't remember a single goddamn thing about I, Jedi by Michael Stackpole. I know for a fact that I owned it in hardcover and therefore I am led to the conclusion that it was the single worst Star Wars book I ever read, so bad that I blocked it out completely. Half the book is about Stackpole's self-insert Corran Horn becoming Luke's most important apprentice and revealing that he was actually behind the scenes saving the day during the events of the Jedi Academy trilogy (and retconning a bunch of poo poo that I don't remember). The second half of the book is about Corran Horn going undercover as a mercenary working for a space pirate queen who's super hot and wants to gently caress him senseless. I don't remember if/how the two plots are connected.
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Everything in SW is connected. It's a galaxy-wide cross-section of civilizations and theres only like 18 characters and they all know eachother.
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It's connected in that moff sex pot (which my phone autocorrectef to muff sex pot. ...) kidnaps his wife so he goes to jedi school to be a better jedi to save wife.
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"Hold on honey, let me train for a few months instead of asking my extremely powerful friends to just go with me and rescue you now."
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Tender Bender posted:Half the book is about Stackpole's self-insert Corran Horn becoming Luke's most important apprentice and revealing that he was actually behind the scenes saving the day during the events of the Jedi Academy trilogy (and retconning a bunch of poo poo that I don't remember). Part 1 of I, Jedi is about retconning the spectacularly lovely Jedi Academy books by Kevin J. Anderson. It owns because that whole section of the book reads like a giant "gently caress you, you're an idiot hack" to KJA. Part 2 has Corran Horn going undercover as a mercenary working for a pirate gang working for an Imperial governor who's super hot and wants to gently caress him senseless, but he's not interested because that bitch kidnapped his wife, so he becomes a badass vigilante who wages psychological warfare against all his pirate buddies in secret and lets them all think there's a vengeful Jedi who's going to murder them all in their sleep.
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bunnyofdoom posted:It's connected in that moff sex pot (which my phone autocorrectef to muff sex pot. ...) kidnaps his wife so he goes to jedi school to be a better jedi to save wife. This sounds kind of like like the plot of Taken, except Liam Neeson is like an office supply wholesaler and the whole first act is him getting a crash course in MMA and tradecraft.
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Zoran posted:Part 1 of I, Jedi is about retconning the spectacularly lovely Jedi Academy books by Kevin J. Anderson. It owns because that whole section of the book reads like a giant "gently caress you, you're an idiot hack" to KJA. Which, to be fair, wasn't as horrible as either the Jedi academy books or the worse parts of the stackpole xwing books. Corran seeing his grandfather was kinda neat, I guess.
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