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Davros1 posted:Now, the aliens have Norton Virus Protection There's like a 75% chance of this being a real joke in the finished movie
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Only Jaden Smith can welcome these aliens to erf. He doesn't say erf.
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Independence Day: Subtitle The Last Movie Should've Been The Last Movie
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GonSmithe posted:He doesn't say erf. Why would he? It was his dad will smith in the movie, not jaden. He didn't have any lines.
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Nov 16, 2015 00:39
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He says "earth" though. Will Smith isn't Cockney.
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Nov 16, 2015 01:54
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People making that joke weren't thinking he sounded Cockney....
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I am hyped as all hell for this movie. It looks fun as hell with humanity pretty much spending all the time between the first movie and this one scavenging the alien ships and developing new technologies/ships/weapons to face any more invasions. Some of the concept art and ships they've shown so far look rad as hell and I think there's a moon base too. i hope this movie burns in hell
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GonSmithe posted:He doesn't say erf. Yes, everyone knows this. It doesn't matter.
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Not a Struzan style painting, 6/10.
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photoshop lens flare 4/10
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Too much water 7/10
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"If you were alive in the 80s or 90s this movie will literally suck your dick"
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mind the walrus posted:"If you were alive in the 80s or 90s this movie will literally suck your dick" Define literally.
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"You literally cannot understand a joke."
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mind the walrus posted:"You literally cannot understand a joke."
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"You must be joking"
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TheFallenEvincar posted:Define joke. Literally erf
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That looks more like a Betamax tape box.
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Nov 16, 2015 06:13
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Millennium Falcon has its old round saucer. And the X-Wing and TIE fighter are both old movie versions, too. TUT TUT.
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MikeJF posted:Millennium Falcon has its old round saucer. And the X-Wing and TIE fighter are both old movie versions, too. TUT TUT. Well, DUH, it's from like the 80s.
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JohnnySavs posted:Not a Struzman style painting, 6/10. Who?
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The MSJ posted:I think this is a bit more successful than Eragon, considering that stopped at one movie and now we are up to 3 Divergent ones. Because it's Special Snowflake.mov. I like the Asimov short story better - all learning was done via machine download, like the Matrix, only thirty years earlier. But, unlike the Matrix, you couldn't just download anything into people. Their brain structure and function would determine which knowledge their brain was best suited to receive. Simple stuff like basic language and maths anyone could get as a child, while detailed stuff like spaceship engineering could only be downloaded into certain brains and only when they came of age. As such school's simply didn't exist. After all, nothing you did would affect how your brain worked so you could enjoy an uninterrupted childhood of eternal holidays until you became an adult and the time came to have your brain scanned. The scan would determine which set of information would best 'fit' your brain and that was it. No arguments, no choice. Putting an incompatible job into your brain would lobotomise you. So you'd get the appropriate job downloaded into your head and that would be your job forever. Except some people couldn't accept the advanced downloads. Not even for stuff like poop janitor. Those people were quietly disappeared by the government for reasons the main character has to fight to discover and so on. The idea is still Special Snowflake.txt, but it was internally consistent and very enjoyable. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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Nov 16, 2015 10:46
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I bet these people who cannot accept all downloads are actually only compatible with magic kung fu.
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Steve Yun posted:Who? Dang it, corrected.
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rawillkill posted:There's also this Quoting from a couple of pages back but I saw this at a festival over the weekend and holy hell is it good. Genuinely spooky, authentically grim, and all the performances are intense. The posters are great, too.
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Not a poster but I feel this still belongs here. Prometheus sequel.
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rawillkill posted:Not a poster but I feel this still belongs here. Prometheus sequel. Nitpick: I dislike the fake-y gradient/shadows on the upper letters. I guess people are going for a web 2.0 thing, but I think sticking with the flat white lettering would've been nicer. Consistent, really. At least it's quietly simple and busy like the star wars posters.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:09
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rawillkill posted:Not a poster but I feel this still belongs here. Prometheus sequel. gently caress everything about these prequels even if only because they've derailed Blomkamp's sequel for the foreseeable future.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:13
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Covenant is such a stupid name and just immediately feels cheesy ... not to mention... Halo.
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I liked it better when that guy misspelled it as Convent.
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BonoMan posted:Covenant is such a stupid name and just immediately feels cheesy ... not to mention... Halo. The original rumored title was Alien: Paradise Lost. I can't decide which is worse.
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Dillbag posted:gently caress everything about these prequels even if only because they've derailed Blomkamp's sequel for the foreseeable future. There's a comic book about Hicks and Newt running around shooting aliens. Ripley shows up. You can read that in the meantime. As for me...yesssssssss.
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Here's a "motion poster" for Finding Dory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXI-sTDVU-Y More static poster for another Disney movie.  Character posters for a Snow White prequel not from Disney.    
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The MSJ posted:More static poster for another Disney movie. it's like they sucked all of the emotions out of the huntsman posters and forcibly pumped them into the zootopia one
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That's a ridiculously stacked cast for a sequel to a movie I assume no one cares about
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morestuff posted:That's a ridiculously stacked cast for a sequel to a movie I assume no one cares about Kristen Stewart was fired from the sequel to her own movie.
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BonoMan posted:Covenant is such a stupid name and just immediately feels cheesy ... not to mention... Halo. They need to stick the word "Rise" in there somewhere to make it palatable to millenials.
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Corek posted:Kristen Stewart was fired from the sequel to her own movie. That was actually a condition from the directors wife
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Huntsman is a sequel? Also I think that Zootopia tagline is supposed to be silly but it comes off as incredibly unenthusiastic. "An incredible tale of corruption and conspiracy!"  "...With animals." 
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