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I'm gonna go with "stout".
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Nov 15, 2015 00:48
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gams are a female penis
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Nov 15, 2015 01:01
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okcupid.jpg: It's the woman's profile, supposedly
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Nov 16, 2015 17:56
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mobby_6kl posted:okcupid.jpg: Is this one of those guess which one does anal?
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Nov 16, 2015 18:33
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i went out with a dude on friday and he was cute & nice & easy to talk to and we're still in touch  also he has nice gams
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Nov 16, 2015 19:05
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That dude has a female penis?
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Nov 16, 2015 19:27
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HerStuddMuffin posted:That dude has a female penis? That xude has a yxale outside long vagina? It's 2015 so cut xe caveman oppression.
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Nov 16, 2015 20:05
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:gams are a female penis HerStuddMuffin posted:That dude has a female penis? i'm beginning to think that guy isn't a real doctor (it's legs)
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Nov 16, 2015 20:08
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It's whatever you want it to be, baby
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Nov 16, 2015 20:26
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your username reminds me of silkyp
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Nov 16, 2015 20:27
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Dudes don't have gams.
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Nov 16, 2015 20:29
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yes they do because i said so
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Nov 16, 2015 20:44
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YeahTubaMike posted:i went out with a dude on friday and he was cute & nice & easy to talk to and we're still in touch I am glad of it. You had been having a run of bad luck, but now you have someone to marry who can plant a seed in your tummy, like God wants. 70% of POF profiles look like someone hosed up with the Fallout 4 face maker.
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YeahTubaMike posted:yes they do because i said so You can't just make everything equivalent, it doesn't work like that
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Nov 16, 2015 22:48
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Otisburg posted:I am glad of it. You had been having a run of bad luck, but now you have someone to marry who can plant a seed in your tummy, like God wants. ew gross Maoist Pussy posted:You can't just make everything equivalent, it doesn't work like that what am i supposed to call a nice pair of dude legs?
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Nov 16, 2015 23:11
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hiow do you get better pics. last four dates said "you look hotter in person"
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Nov 16, 2015 23:18
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ThePriceIsRight posted:hiow do you get better pics. last four dates said "you look hotter in person" do things that look cool and be photographed because the statistically successful shots all look fake as hell
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Nov 17, 2015 00:27
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Cummies
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Nov 17, 2015 00:27
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ThePriceIsRight posted:hiow do you get better pics. last four dates said "you look hotter in person" Meet dates in well lit areas
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Nov 17, 2015 00:30
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YeahTubaMike posted:ew gross  Legs.
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Nov 17, 2015 00:38
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stop objectifying men, yeahtubamike. it's misandry
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Nov 17, 2015 00:54
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Meet dates in well lit areas you pwned me 
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Nov 17, 2015 01:15
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Cummies
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Nov 17, 2015 01:42
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Cummies in my tummies
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Nov 17, 2015 01:52
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My self-summary Dee 👸 22 ✌✌ Girly👠 + Tomboy 👊 Student 📚 Swim Coach 📣🏁🏊 Independent ☝ No kids🙅 & not interested in yours 😕 I'm just looking to make good lookin friends 😂 and if there's a spark we can see what happens next 😏 I'm super 😳 shy until I warm up - then ima firecracker!🎉 Not interested in hooking up, don't waste your time⌛nor mines.🙅 Don't ask for my number please📵📴 What I’m doing with my life Bike 🚴 Dance 💃 Swim 🏊 Imports🔰 Jog 🏃 Sing 🎤 Movies 🎬 Read 📖 Travel ✈ Goof🐉 School 💁 Football🏈 Basketball 🏀 & Soccer Players 😂⚽🏃 I’m really good at Being honest 😇😈 it's a blessing and a curse
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Nov 17, 2015 01:54
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So I guess she wants to be e-pals with some good-looking dudes? Why bother restricting yourself to just beautiful people if you don't want to meet in real life? Also, gently caress emoji.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:03
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paco650 posted:Also, gently caress emoji. 
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Nov 17, 2015 02:06
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Any chick who wants to "take it slow" or whatever I assume has a weird vagina or a penis or something else that they are trying to hide until it is too late.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:12
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i assume they like loving as much as normal people do, but are culturally conditioned to think it's bad and wrong to feel that way so have to portray a polite social fiction that they are not eager to gently caress
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Nov 17, 2015 02:14
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Cummies
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Nov 17, 2015 02:36
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Otisburg posted:
This made me laugh way too much.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:56
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Hadaka Apron posted:I have seen several women on OKC who describe themselves as bisexual and then waited until the last line of their profiles to say that they weren't into cis dudes. There's an ongoing number of bi/lez girls on okc mad over the fact that the don't-show-me-to-straight-people button doesn't go far enough, and instead scream to the forums suggesting a feature that hides them from males altogether, as they legit think that guys are pretending to be bi in order to escape the filter, which is gross and creepy and ugh the ironic thing is that a chunk of people just identify as bi not because they're bi, but because they only want the cis filter, under the impression that nonbinary = superior dating stock, but still ensuring that at least 50% of the messages will be coming from their gender of choice
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Nov 17, 2015 04:17
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:
Who actually does this?
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Nov 17, 2015 04:37
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That makes no sense...? What ever stops them from breeding, I guess.
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Nov 17, 2015 04:43
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:There's an ongoing number of bi/lez girls on okc mad over the fact that the don't-show-me-to-straight-people button doesn't go far enough, and instead scream to the forums suggesting a feature that hides them from males altogether, as they legit think that guys are pretending to be bi in order to escape the filter, which is gross and creepy and ugh A smart human would just switch it over to straight or gay depending on who you want to see/be available to. It's no one's business if you're bisexual. But then "nonbinary = superior dating stock" is so laughably dumb they may as well make their profiles unsearchable and browse invisibly because the answer to "who wants to date nonbinary girls?" is "boys who fetishize nonbinary girls." Interestingly, the answer to "who wants to date nonbinary men?" is "no one."
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Nov 17, 2015 06:18
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I'm not a big fan of this thread
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Nov 17, 2015 06:19
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El Spider posted:I'm a big fan of cummies Welcome to this thread.
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Nov 17, 2015 06:21
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Im a big fan of gams, also known as gametes
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I'm ok with this thread being about unironic dating site discussion or a very ironic execution of something involving dating sites, but copying and pasting a profile then making hamfisted jokes is unappealing
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