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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Male Tears posted:

This was the original pic that started the drama. 4chan humor stuff. Said it was OK to post because it's a joke and she's a trans girl like the character on the end. Things got progressively worse as the comments went on.

I... am comfortable not knowing how the rest of the conversation went.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 04:58

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Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Stringbean posted:

Somewhere there is a disappointed father "dealing with it" by drinking to excess, weeping, and praying that his daughter can fill in for the son he lost

It's kinda rude to put that much pressure on your sister dude.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I think I'll just :nws:

these

http://imgur.com/T6XKVke

http://imgur.com/1BytH81

http://imgur.com/4SxUJf6

http://imgur.com/DtR9G8u

And then some hilarious

http://imgur.com/44HrE7h

# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:47

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Picnic Princess posted:

I think I'll just these

http://imgur.com/T6XKVke

http://imgur.com/1BytH81

http://imgur.com/4SxUJf6

http://imgur.com/DtR9G8u

And then some hilarious

http://imgur.com/44HrE7h

CONTEXT PLEASE

# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:51

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Something about a bunch of people agreeing to do portraits with the dildo machines they're trying to patent, I think.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:52

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Something about a bunch of people agreeing to do portraits with the dildo machines they're trying to patent, I think.

Someone in yospos made the smiley mustache guy from the second image into a pretty funny avatar

# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:57

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

They all look like they're from some old-timey Time magazine article on how industrious people in the mid-west are

# ? Nov 17, 2015 05:58

Lonely Virgil: Oct 9, 2012

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:03

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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Picnic Princess posted:

Something about a bunch of people agreeing to do portraits with the dildo machines they're trying to patent, I think.

holy

i didn't even notice what was odd about the first picture until i looked through the series

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:03

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Not safe for work!http://i.imgur.com/k3KmZ6G.jpg

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:11

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cash crab posted:

CONTEXT PLEASE

Marvelous men and their fabulous fuckmachines.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:16

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Lonely Virgil posted:

It's so weird how she's looking at me and my cat at the same time

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:18

free basket of chips: Sep 7, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

It's so weird how she's looking at me and my cat at the same time

Its a disease called Atchafoya. One eye's looking atcha and the others looking fo' ya

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:47

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

Is there a name for a disorder that is often linked with that Kevin Havens trapezoid mouth?

I feel like a lot of people who express some kind of awkwardness have that exact mouth shape.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:48

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

I think I'll just these

http://imgur.com/T6XKVke

That's the saddest use of a baby coffin I've ever seen

# ? Nov 17, 2015 06:58

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Bast Relief posted:

Is there a name for a disorder that is often linked with that Kevin Havens trapezoid mouth?

I feel like a lot of people who express some kind of awkwardness have that exact mouth shape.

He's on the spectrum, iirc

Probably has nothing to do with his mouth though

# ? Nov 17, 2015 07:02

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# ? Nov 17, 2015 07:09

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

These are the picture that makes me feel sorry for her. She looks so irredeemably moronic and pathetic. The facial hair is unfortunate and probably hormonal, but these photos make me imagine meeting her, and hearing her wheeze through monotonic and way too detailed descriptions of her cats as one politely tries to get away and fails as she follows you around for the rest of the night.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 07:13

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Red Suit posted:

Its a disease called Atchafoya. One eye's looking atcha and the others looking fo' ya

Heh, its mean but drat is that funny.

The rainbow tastes like greasy hair

# ? Nov 17, 2015 07:32

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hihohe posted:

Heh, its mean but drat is that funny.

The rainbow tastes like greasy hair

I still reckon the curtains match the drapes.

No I am not sorry for making you think about this mans pubes.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 07:41

Chair In A Basket: Aug 6, 2005; I'm basically Jesus.; Nap Ghost

Lonely Virgil posted:

This post takes my breath away.

I am hyperventilating.

helped me what do I do.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 08:56

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

# ? Nov 17, 2015 09:22

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Red Suit posted:

Its a disease called Atchafoya. One eye's looking atcha and the others looking fo' ya

This is the funniest thing I've read in a couple of days.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 09:29

IamnotJoe: Jul 24, 2005; Maybe Steve.

kizudarake posted:

Guess that's how he lost the use of his legs.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 12:18

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

BrigadierSensible posted:

I still reckon the curtains match the drapes.

No I am not sorry for making you think about this mans pubes.

Taste the rainbow

# ? Nov 17, 2015 12:59

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

BrigadierSensible posted:

I still reckon the curtains match the drapes.

No I am not sorry for making you think about this mans pubes.

You bastard

# ? Nov 17, 2015 13:08

Nigel Tufnel: Jan 4, 2005; You can't really dust for vomit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx5W2d60VtQ

# ? Nov 17, 2015 14:56

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Lonely Virgil posted:

I noticed that unfortunate looking people almost always have a lazy eye (or two) to top it off. Its like the walleyed cherries on top of the aug sundae.

People have posted this person before in aug threads. Isn't she disabled with some developmental disability?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 14:57

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Picnic Princess posted:

I think I'll just these

http://imgur.com/4SxUJf6

This looks like Tom from HR.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 15:01

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

ART

# ? Nov 17, 2015 16:04

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

Chair In A Basket posted:

This post takes my breath away.

I am hyperventilating.

helped me what do I do.

Just let go. Just close your eyes and let go.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 16:25

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

http://imgur.com/4SxUJf6
"Hi! You don't know me, but I'm Harry Paratestes, President and CEO of Auto-Dildonics Inc., and I'm here to tell you about our wonderful new product line, the PUDPOUNDER1000.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 16:46

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Just stop.

Take my money.

Now.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 16:53

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Chair In A Basket posted:

This post takes my breath away.

I am hyperventilating.

helped me what do I do.

Well, please don't tap the glass and don't overfeed her.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 19:12

Weldon Pemberton: May 19, 2012

Bast Relief posted:

Is there a name for a disorder that is often linked with that Kevin Havens trapezoid mouth?

I feel like a lot of people who express some kind of awkwardness have that exact mouth shape.

It's just what mouth-breathers look like. Most mouth-breathers try to breathe through their nose when they're in public but eventually someone will snap a photo of you just looking all Napoleon Dynamite when you're not concentrating. Though these appear to be selfies, so presumably she gives just as much of a gently caress about her mouth looking dumb as she evidently does about her facial hair, lazy eye and obesity. Kevin Havens is a failure in all respects and doesn't care about being appropriate, so I imagine it's the same for him.

And since you mentioned him:

# ? Nov 17, 2015 20:16

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Dude get banned for 100k hours and delivers an amazing loving video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHhhwi0vid4

# ? Nov 17, 2015 20:32

Corley: Feb 2, 2010

I think the face thing is fetal alcohol syndrome.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 21:05

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://youtu.be/kPa0AJqAwHg

The rap game just got a new contender for the throne

# ? Nov 17, 2015 21:06

heliotroph: Mar 20, 2009

Lonely Virgil posted:

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Corley posted:

I think the face thing is fetal alcohol syndrome.

One of the big tells for FAS is a smooth philtrum (the little divot between your nose and upper lip). If anything, this is the opposite of that.

# ? Nov 17, 2015 21:47

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