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Lady Naga posted:Huntsman is a sequel? Prequel.
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Nov 17, 2015 01:54
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Heck of a job on Charlize's crown.
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Nov 17, 2015 01:57
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Lady Naga posted:To what? This movie:  
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Nov 17, 2015 01:58
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Adaptations nobody asked for (ignoring the more obvious)   (Alright,that and Archie were only a TV film, but still count)  
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Nov 17, 2015 02:03
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Poor Jughead couldn't even make the poster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBojt6fDVvw
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Nov 17, 2015 02:06
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Goddamn Christmas Shoooeeessss.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:31
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The MSJ posted:This movie:  I had such high hopes for a Ye Olde Movie where the woman isn't wearing stupid armor. It was pretty but so boring. Mmmmmmaybe the prequel will be better? Right?
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Dillbag posted:gently caress everything about these prequels even if only because they've derailed Blomkamp's sequel for the foreseeable future. Moreso because we already had an awesome Alien prequel (in video game form) that will probably be way better than this movie anyway. EDIT - Nevermind, Alien Isolation must have scared me so much I forgot it was a sequel. Still though 
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Nov 17, 2015 02:48
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Dillbag posted:gently caress everything about these prequels even if only because they've derailed Blomkamp's sequel for the foreseeable future. How long is Blomkamp going to coast on the goodwill of the merely tolerable District 9 before people realize he shouldn't be making movies?
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Nov 17, 2015 02:55
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Nov 17, 2015 02:59
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The MSJ posted:This movie: At first I thought "Why did they market this as a dark movie? I remember seeing this garbage and it was kind of goofy and weird." Then I remembered there were two Snow White movies that year, and I saw the one with all the weird fetish stuff in it (and a Snow White somehow less interesting than Kristen Stewart could ever hope to not be).
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Nov 17, 2015 03:01
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The MSJ posted:This movie:
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Nov 17, 2015 03:08
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The coolest thing this movie did was cast the voice actors in some of their live action roles. Especially Crocker. That was dope. Everything else was poo poo.
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Nckdictator posted:Adaptations nobody asked for (ignoring the more obvious) When I was a kid, I loved the Felix the Cat movie despite having no idea who or what Felix the Cat was. The movie was strange and dark for no real reason.
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Nov 17, 2015 03:17
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Yeah, I have fond memories of it too. Kind of don't want to ever watch it again to see if they're justified, though.
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Nov 17, 2015 03:20
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dirksteadfast posted:Then I remembered there were two Snow White movies that year, and I saw the one with all the weird fetish stuff in it (and a Snow White somehow less interesting than Kristen Stewart could ever hope to not be). I don't know where you get "weird fetish stuff" from this unless this movie takes a really strange turn eventually: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgbH05rQx1s The trailer looks like your typical "fun for the whole family" type of movie, despite the absolute waste of Tarsem Singh on very cheap looking sets. But at least props for them hiring actual little people instead of CGing actors.
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The MSJ posted:
So basically Huntsman sequel that replaces Kristen Stewart with Jessica Chastain and adds Emily Blunt? There's no way it isn't ten times better than the original garbage.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:How long is Blomkamp going to coast on the goodwill of the merely tolerable District 9 before people realize he shouldn't be making movies? You can't just say your opinions as facts and expect to have a productive discussion. morestuff posted:Poor Jughead couldn't even make the poster I remember seeing a VHS of this way back in the day at the video store and immediately knowing it was a bad idea for a movie when I saw they'd cast some balding guy as Jughead.
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CelticPredator posted:The coolest thing this movie did was cast the voice actors in some of their live action roles. Especially Crocker. That was dope. Honestly, I'm impressed by just how absurd the entire concept of the movie is. Rageaholic Monkey posted:Wait, that's supposed to be Kristen Stewart? I thought that was Shailene Woodley. If only. Shailene Woodley's leagues ahead of Kristen Stewart in terms of being able to do more than 'bored' as an expression. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Nov 17, 2015 |
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Nov 17, 2015 06:31
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Hey, remember Memento? That Christopher Nolan movie waaaay back from 2000? It's going to get a remake. About time eh? quote:In a statement, Bacardi said, “Memento is a masterpiece that leaves audiences guessing not just throughout the film, but long after as well, which is a testament to its daring approach. We intend to stay true to Christopher Nolan’s vision and deliver a memorable movie that is every bit as edgy, iconic and award-worthy as the original. It’s a big responsibility to deliver something that lives up to the mastery of the original, but we are extremely excited and motivated to bring this puzzle back to life and back into the minds of moviegoers.”  Relevant posters: Original:  Probably fan-made but it could be a home release cover:  Dumb minimalist poo poo that isn't puzzle pieces in a polaroid:   This isn't half bad though: 
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Nov 17, 2015 07:49
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Stare-Out posted:Hey, remember Memento? That Christopher Nolan movie waaaay back from 2000? It's going to get a remake. About time eh? I loving hated Memento. But it's like, damned if you do, damned if you don't. Either they're going to remake poo poo that I hate or poo poo that I'd never want them to remake in a million years.
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The only thing I want to see remade are movies that have really good ideas and visuals but don't come together to form a good final product. But you might as well just make your own original thing at that point. In fact, maybe don't ever remake anything.
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Nov 17, 2015 07:57
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The only thing in Memento that hasn't aged is polaroid pictures being a part of the plot. If they're so keen on being faithful to what made the original what it was, there's so little point, even in the realm of already pointless remakes. Kind of blatantly smacks of "hey we have the rights to all this poo poo now, let's cash in while people still remember them!" type of deal.
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Nov 17, 2015 08:02
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oldpainless posted:That was actually a condition from the directors wife So I imagine there's a good story here?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:How long is Blomkamp going to coast on the goodwill of the merely tolerable District 9 before people realize he shouldn't be making movies? Much like Zach Snyder there's a real niche for guys who can stretch a special effects budget to its limit and frame a shot to boot. Unfortunately these guys keep thinking that means they can shortcut the writing process.
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Rough Lobster posted:So I imagine there's a good story here? Yes. A goon told a joke, and another goon let it sail directly over their head.
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mind the walrus posted:Much like Zach Snyder there's a real niche for guys who can stretch a special effects budget to its limit and frame a shot to boot. Blomkamp is due for another hit. He just keeps loving it up
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Lurdiak posted:The only thing I want to see remade are movies that have really good ideas and visuals but don't come together to form a good final product. What do you think of The Thing From Another World and The Thing?
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Mahlertov Cocktail posted:What do you think of The Thing From Another World and The Thing? They coulda called it something else and no one would've known it's meant to be a remake. Kinda proving my point.
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teagone posted:Blomkamp is due for another hit. He just keeps loving it up See what I said about thinking he can shortcut the writing process. Even District 9 largely worked in spite of its very awkward writing, not because of it. If he'd hire a screenwriter worth a gently caress he'd probably get his next hit, but I get the sense he's a bit too proud for that. Not that he shouldn't be, dude works loving wonders with his budgets and productions, but everyone's got limits and he is so not a writer.
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mind the walrus posted:See what I said about thinking he can shortcut the writing process. Even District 9 largely worked in spite of its very awkward writing, not because of it. If he'd hire a screenwriter worth a gently caress he'd probably get his next hit, but I get the sense he's a bit too proud for that. Not that he shouldn't be, dude works loving wonders with his budgets and productions, but everyone's got limits and he is so not a writer. Blomkamp should be a producer and Shyamalan should have been a cinematographer / 2nd unit director. This would have saved people a lot of headaches.
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Stare-Out posted:The only thing in Memento that hasn't aged is polaroid pictures being a part of the plot. If they're so keen on being faithful to what made the original what it was, there's so little point, even in the realm of already pointless remakes. Kind of blatantly smacks of "hey we have the rights to all this poo poo now, let's cash in while people still remember them!" type of deal. Polaroids are still a thing mister! They even make smaller ones now! 
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Edit: *Deleted for NDA* Let's talk about it in a few days.
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just realized one big name egyptian goddess is missing: ISIS.
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Stare-Out posted:The only thing in Memento that hasn't aged is polaroid pictures being a part of the plot. Looking forward to him learning about himself through his Facebook status updates.
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I liked Chappie. 
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Waffleman_ posted:I liked Chappie.
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Chappie owns
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