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1st AD posted:Alternatively; they do not want to go out with you and because you are giving off bad vibes they had to come up with a lie. Had to? Nirvikalpa posted:Haha I've thought about being a twitch streamer but my Mac is too slow to stream and play at the same time, it seems ): You have vajeen? I help. quote:okcupid.txt - brain problems
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The Kingfish posted:I always figured it was because asian men are little. Trailer trash: "lol dont forget about their buck teeth and rice hats"
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Nov 19, 2015 18:51
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 There's also a new chick I haven't seen before whose "you should message me" is "You want to see my boobs" who is also a 90% match. How do I not gently caress this up 
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mobby_6kl posted:There's also a new chick I haven't seen before whose "you should message me" is "You want to see my boobs" who is also a 90% match. How do I not gently caress this up Ask to see her boobs. No wait it's probably a trap! Tell her you hate boobs. No wait...
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Yeah I'm thinking it must some sort of honeypot, better block her!
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Relevant question: do they look like they'd be good boobs
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Lufiron posted:unless their wallet is full of the color green, then for some people skin color suddenly isn't as important i have my income set as "rather not say" because i'm worried about moochers
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1st AD posted:Based on my Comic-Con experience this year, the only restaurants these guys eat at is poo poo places like Buca di Beppo. Hope you enjoy all 5 pounds of pasta you'll receive. I think Buca is fine. I'd rather have them donate directly to me tho. revdrkevind posted:You have vajeen? I help. Yeah I tried running OBS and the game at the same time but it was way too slow. And I wasn't even streaming at the time.
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YeahTubaMike posted:i have my income set as "rather not say" because i'm worried about moochers Women will just think you're poor and avoid you all together
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Nov 19, 2015 19:54
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Man, I don't even see where there's an option for income.
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ikanreed posted:Man, I don't even see where there's an option for income. There used to be, weird. A lot of old options appeared to be stripped out of that little statistics bar on the right, too. Wonder if only grandfathered accounts have it and now it's only available on their stupid A-List service
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Cuckoo posted:There used to be, weird. A lot of old options appeared to be stripped out of that little statistics bar on the right, too. Wonder if only grandfathered accounts have it and now it's only available on their stupid A-List service They took it out because data showed that men wouldn't get replies if they were under a certain income bracket because women wanna get paid son.
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calvus posted:Women will just think you're poor and avoid you all together YeahTubaMike has established that she is a (straight) woman. So it's the dudes looking for a sugar momma who are out.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:08
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Just set income at ten million dollars, if they still message you then you know that they are interested in you despite you being poor and a liar
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Nirvikalpa posted:I think Buca is fine. I'd rather have them donate directly to me tho. Shilling nerds on Twitch for new computers is a time honoured tradition among young woman. You're not a true nerd queen until people start posting hate-filled rants on Youtube about you. Godspeed. Magic Rabbit Hat fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Nov 19, 2015 |
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:Shilling nerds on Twitch for new computers is a time honoured tradition among young woman. I don't think you can say that something which hasn't even existed for ten years is "time honoured".
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:Shilling nerds on Twitch for new computers is a time honoured tradition among young woman. You're not a true nerd queen until people start posting hate-filled rants on Youtube about you. Yes, I want to be a nerd queen. And I am a real sperg too! Yay.
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I other news my lawyer lady date has been texting me a bunch and I think she's really looking forward to seeing me again this weekend. I'm excited too 
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Chomp8645 posted:I don't think you can say that something which hasn't even existed for ten years is "time honoured". Scamming lonely men out of their disposable income by appealing to their loser hobbies has been around for as long as losers have existed. Twitch just makes it more fun and easier than ever.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:29
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Tuba Mike consider getting into the findom racket. Apparently it's a real thing.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:53
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Is it possible to date people if you are poor
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paco650 posted:Tuba Mike consider getting into the findom racket. Apparently it's a real thing. anyone into this PM me and I will gladly take your money and call you a dillweed fair warning though: i'm a dude
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I'm a financial domme meaning you just send me gifts and masturbate to my unboxing youtubes.
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Just think of how humiliating it is that I take your money and don't even care enough to spend more than two seconds half-assedly insulting you via email in return and yet you keep sending me money anyway because you're that pathetic, doesn't it just make you want to send me your entire life savings? I accept PayPal and Venmo e: you can gently caress fish while you do it if you want, it's a free country
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Sorry if I mislead you, but I'm more into paying ten bucks, one time, and then getting insulted for a decade. No fatties, must be white.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Anime conventions, Twitch, and game stores. I mean, if you want to have dinner with a neckbeard with atrocious hygiene habits and a suspect interest in sonic the hedgehog then go for it I guess I've never understood the raw intensity of feeling some can summon for a blue guy that jumps on robots. What confusion of drives invests one's sexual self-understanding in a rodent and his over-designed friends?
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MrMenshevik posted:I've never understood the raw intensity of feeling some can summon for a blue guy that jumps on robots. What confusion of drives invests one's sexual self-understanding in a rodent and his over-designed friends? I don't get it either, but I wouldn't have it any other way. 
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MrMenshevik posted:I've never understood the raw intensity of feeling some can summon for a blue guy that jumps on robots. What confusion of drives invests one's sexual self-understanding in a rodent and his over-designed friends? I think someone explained that people who are honest-to-god autistic find Sonic easy to understand because his huge eyes and hands make his cartoony gestures more obvious than real human communication, which is more subtle. This makes him more relatable.
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Marketing New Brain posted:Findom isn't loving fish or cosplaying Miami Dolphin fandom? Pass. i was kind of hoping it was dominating finns myself
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Marketing New Brain posted:Sorry if I mislead you, but I'm more into paying ten bucks, one time, and then getting insulted for a decade. No fatties, must be white. Two and a half years ago until you get your ten bux worth. Hope it's been a good ride!
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Cuckoo posted:I think someone explained that people who are honest-to-god autistic find Sonic easy to understand because his huge eyes and hands make his cartoony gestures more obvious than real human communication, which is more subtle. This makes him more relatable. That explains the Japanimation and Flash-animated horses quite well, also.
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paco650 posted:Two and a half years ago until you get your ten bux worth. Hope it's been a good ride! My dom Lowtax is already aware of my big plans for my Platinum Anniversary 
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Chomp8645 posted:
Not sure why it matters then, this always comes to mind when i think of men versus women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrLtHatB6IU
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Archimago posted:Thread needs more funny profile text dumps/pics and less unironic discussion of the intricacies of race in online dating in TYOOL 2015. I can't entertain myself / coworkers with this nonsense. If you're not married please go on an OK cupid date with the ugliest uggo on okcupid you can find and give us a trip report. If you are married, bring your wife along.
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YeahTubaMike posted:i have my income set as "rather not say" because i'm worried about moochers Set it to "over $1m" because gently caress everyone who cares about that.
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Shumagorath posted:Set it to "over $1m" because gently caress everyone who cares about that. I'd very much like to gently caress everyone who cares about it, but apparently "you can share my food stamps" isn't rich enough for those hoes.
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