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ikanreed posted:I'd very much like to gently caress everyone who cares about it, but apparently "you can share my food stamps" isn't rich enough for those hoes. All excited when I promise to be her sugar daddy but as soon as I show up with the bag of sugar I'm suddenly not wanted any more.
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Prav posted:All excited when I promise to be her sugar daddy but as soon as I show up with the bag of sugar I'm suddenly not wanted any more. I love how this is doubly literal because it's a dad joke
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Nov 19, 2015 23:47
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baby I'm taking you to the finest corner store bodega the south side of Chicago has to offer. you can have whatever you like, as long as this link card buys
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Stinky_Pete posted:I love how this is doubly literal because it's a dad joke dadception. go for a sugar daddy, get a sugary dad.
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Nov 20, 2015 02:02
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I don't see what's wrong with the income brackets, I don't wanna date a woman only to find out she's poor.
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The Fattest PI posted:I don't see what's wrong with the income brackets, I don't wanna date a woman only to find out she's poor. Because it is a homing beacon for people that are, ahem, "high maintenance"
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Nov 20, 2015 02:45
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A girl broke things off with me after a month because I wasn't jewish. She wasn't jewish, though.
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Nov 20, 2015 03:44
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Moneyball posted:A girl broke things off with me after a month because I wasn't jewish. She wasn't jewish, though. She's a gold digger hunkrust fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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Nov 20, 2015 03:50
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I didn't get the impression at any point that she was particularly motivated by money. It's as if she legitimately romanticized being Jewish as living in NYC, being miserable and neurotic. Truly the starving artist religion... Last I saw of her, she showed up in my wechat suggested adds as visiting Israel.
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Moneyball posted:
Don't think she is going to find any jewish guys on Wechat
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I meant as far as being dedicated to this becoming Jewish thing goes, of course she winds up in Israel. For a different okcupid mess, is it strictly prohibited to post other people's accounts? There's this one chick I posted in some past thread that has to be either a gimmick account or who is seriously schizophrenic. She will pop up with another account every few months and her essays are truly a sight.
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Moneyball posted:For a different okcupid mess, is it strictly prohibited to post other people's accounts? There's this one chick I posted in some past thread that has to be either a gimmick account or who is seriously schizophrenic. She will pop up with another account every few months and her essays are truly a sight.  redact the identifying poo poo and throw it on up, imo
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Moneyball posted:For a different okcupid mess, is it strictly prohibited to post other people's accounts? What do you think this thread is for? Just keep out anything personally identifiable and scrub the username.
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Nov 20, 2015 04:44
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how come women don't just say they want big dicks they always do that "you must be six feet or taller" thing
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Groovelord Neato posted:how come women don't just say they want big dicks they always do that "you must be six feet or taller" thing these are not related
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Nov 20, 2015 05:36
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Groovelord Neato posted:lmao what being 6'6'' with an average to middling dick, p sure I'm qualified to answer that
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Nov 20, 2015 05:39
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you're what is known as an "outlier"
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Women like tall men, men like big boobs. Stop the loving presses.
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groovelord neato sucking off tall dudes since '06
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Groovelord Neato posted:you're what is known as an "outlier" Thats actually not true at all, dick size has no relation to height 
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I'm sure there's some correlation if only due to proportionality being a thing. But at the same time I think women just want a really tall guy because being tall is itself a desirable feature for men.
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computer parts posted:I'm sure there's some correlation if only due to proportionality being a thing. Most likely true on both. I've all all sexes and ages show fealty to my stature. It's a universally positive thing.
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Rip society when we all suffer from major back issues due to sexually based trait selection.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Most likely true on both. I've all all sexes and ages show fealty to my stature. It's a universally positive thing. Aferisan posted:Rip society when we all suffer from major back issues due to sexually based trait selection. can confirm both fortunately its a self correcting problem b/c you can get honeys to give you backrubs 
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Aferisan posted:Rip society when we all suffer from major back issues due to sexually based trait selection. Deadlift more.
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Chomp8645 posted:Women like tall men, men like big boobs. Actually, I more prefer boobs be firm and/or supple than I do big.
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Stinky_Pete posted:Actually, I more prefer boobs be firm and/or supple than I do big. All boobs are really good
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I said it before and I'll say it again, the tall obsession some girls have makes no sense. As a 5'3" woman I find that after 6" tall everything I do with a guy becomes a pain in the rear end. Certain sex positions are harder, it's impossible to be the big spoon, you need a stepladder to kiss them. Personally as long as they are my height or above, that's cool.
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Nov 20, 2015 16:26
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6" tall you can fit in your pocket.
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Nov 20, 2015 16:44
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Chomp8645 posted:Women like tall men, men like big boobs. If a guy put "don't even attempt to message me unless you are at least a D-cup" in his profile he'd come off as a huge tool though
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Nov 20, 2015 16:52
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And women who write that they need a 6'2" man come off as superficial bitches.
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Nov 20, 2015 16:58
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:Shilling nerds on Twitch for new computers is a time honoured tradition among young woman. You're not a true nerd queen until people start posting hate-filled rants on Youtube about you. I will shill Star Citizen for cash
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Nov 20, 2015 17:00
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loquacius posted:If a guy put "don't even attempt to message me unless you are at least a D-cup" in his profile he'd come off as a huge tool though This isn't really a double standard, having a stated height requirement seems pretty toolish as well
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I think anyone putting in a requirement in their profile comes off as a huge tool regardless of gender? That's just the nature of being obnoxiously picky. Blame romance novels and romcom films for what we see today as the relationship model. I'm sure plenty of then realize that it's fantasy, but if you spend so much time reading or thinking about an idea it's hard not to expect it to actualize in reality.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:07
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"I need a girl short enough that she can give me head while standing."
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vyst posted:"I need a girl short enough that she can give me head while standing." aatrek parachute account spotted
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Got this pm the day before abandoning online dating: Do you like pinnochio because I can sit on your face and watch your nose grow.
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Not a Children posted:This isn't really a double standard, having a stated height requirement seems pretty toolish as well Yeah if the thread is in agreement on this I have basically nothing to argue  I've said it before but it's a good thing I've never done online dating because being under 5'10" is apparently a deal-breaker for a surprising number of women ChrisHansen posted:Got this pm the day before abandoning online dating: Solid core concept, weak execution
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vyst posted:"I need a girl short enough that she can give me head while standing." This has always been a secret wish of mine tbh.
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