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Marketing New Brain posted:Show us the dong certificates, Obama The long form ones if you catch my drift. 
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lbj had a huge shlonger.
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Groovelord Neato posted:lbj had a huge shlonger. He couldn't even beat the viet cong, Lincoln was taller and smacked the South so hard with his dick it killed him.
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Groovelord Neato posted:lbj had a huge shlonger. Lebron? There's that famous story from the NBA finals where a teammate told him "just take out enough to win." Or was that Milton Berle?
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Moneyball posted:Lebron? There's that famous story from the NBA finals where a teammate told him "just take out enough to win." Or was that Milton Berle? lyndon baines johnson or maybe his wife, lady bird johnson
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Moneyball posted:Lebron? There's that famous story from the NBA finals where a teammate told him "just take out enough to win." Or was that Milton Berle? Did you seriously just ask if "LBJ" meant some loving basketball player?
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counterfeitsaint posted:Did you seriously just ask if "LBJ" meant some loving basketball player? It was made to seem like a sincere post in such a way that the sincerity of the ignorance is itself the joke.
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Nov 21, 2015 04:27
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You want to see a real joke? Hang on let me unzip my pants
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Heh  Oh holy gently caress this SA mobile app is really convenient I'm glad the person who designed it is actually thoughtful Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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Nov 21, 2015 07:44
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What was the one interest you two had in common?
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Turkey Farts posted:What was the one interest you two had in common? Stripping?
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Turkey Farts posted:What was the one interest you two had in common? My money is on their shared love of Wearing those cardboard crowns from burger king
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Crystal meth obviously
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Stinky_Pete posted:Heh would
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i cant tell if she liked Age of Ultron or notquote:My self-summary 
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Going on a second date with very nice girl this morning. Wish me luck, gentle goons!
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Chomp8645 posted:Going on a second date with very nice girl this morning. Wish me luck, gentle goons! may you slam whale, my friend
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back on occupied, first date ended in a back seat slamming and burritos the burritos were good
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Stinky_Pete posted:Heh I forgot which crystal gave you the 'Stripper' job. Maybe it's a mistranslation?
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is the new site layout an elaborate scheme to drive everyone to Tinder or what
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"And last but not least, the most important one for me romantically... you MUST be rockin a WHOLE package. Do NOT message me for dating if you are circumcised. Once I went intact, I'll NEVER go back. 16 years of altered American sex was enough for me. Sorry, my lady bits just need a rest (OUCH). And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized. To make my cut, you MUST be natural. NO exceptions!"
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:back on occupied, first date ended in a back seat slamming and burritos Did he slam you good
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Mr. McGibblets posted:"And last but not least, the most important one for me romantically... you MUST be rockin a WHOLE package. Do NOT message me for dating if you are circumcised. Once I went intact, I'll NEVER go back. 16 years of altered American sex was enough for me. Sorry, my lady bits just need a rest (OUCH). And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized. To make my cut, you MUST be natural. NO exceptions!" on a scale of 1-10 how much metal poo poo in the face and body art does this person have?
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Otisburg posted:on a scale of 1-10 how much metal poo poo in the face and body art does this person have? Surprisingly fairly normal, are we allowed to post pics? Her argument is children to ask to be mutilated so I asked her if she vaccinated her two children each from different fathers. I'm hoping she takes the bait.
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Surprisingly fairly normal, are we allowed to post pics?
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Mr. McGibblets posted:"And last but not least, the most important one for me romantically... you MUST be rockin a WHOLE package. Do NOT message me for dating if you are circumcised. Once I went intact, I'll NEVER go back. 16 years of altered American sex was enough for me. Sorry, my lady bits just need a rest (OUCH). And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized. To make my cut, you MUST be natural. NO exceptions!" What kind of professional jackhammer is getting a calloused dick?
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I'm partial to the dark hairs on her chin.
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Shumagorath posted:is the new site layout an elaborate scheme to drive everyone to Tinder or what it is awful.
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Another first-time message my friend received. She's thinking of taking her vows at this rate.  
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Mr. McGibblets posted:"And last but not least, the most important one for me romantically... you MUST be rockin a WHOLE package. Do NOT message me for dating if you are circumcised. Once I went intact, I'll NEVER go back. 16 years of altered American sex was enough for me. Sorry, my lady bits just need a rest (OUCH). And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized. To make my cut, you MUST be natural. NO exceptions!" My years of Internet usage suggest that there are actually a surprising number of guys who would see this paragraph as a huge plus rather than the ravings of a lunatic
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"And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized" lol do people think this happens
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loquacius posted:My years of Internet usage suggest that there are actually a surprising number of guys who would see this paragraph as a huge plus rather than the ravings of a lunatic What would lead them to think this women is anything but slightly insane?
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Her argument is children don't ask to be mutilated so I asked her if she vaccinated her two children each from different fathers. I'm hoping she takes the bait. Wait, so she's blaming the victim?
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Groovelord Neato posted:"And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized" lol do people think this happens Men think it happens to women...so why not to guys?
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calvus posted:What would lead them to think this women is anything but slightly insane? I've seen dudes say this same kind of stuff about circumcised dicks, because circumcision arguments on the Internet are the weirdest goddamn poo poo Just two gangs of guys who are each very insecure about their respective dicks, getting super defensive and saying really rude poo poo about each other's dicks to make them feel better about their own dicks If someone's been in enough of those things on the anti-circumcision side he might be all "THANK you, FINALLY someone GETS it" and then they'd sit down on their first date and talk about the kind of dick they don't like for an hour
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Who wants to touch my dick?!? :bigtran:
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"once I went intact I'll never go back" lmao
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Surprisingly fairly normal, are we allowed to post pics? Her argument is children to ask to be mutilated so I asked her if she vaccinated her two children each from different fathers. I'm hoping she takes the bait. hunkrust fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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Shumagorath posted:i cant tell if she liked Age of Ultron or not Not by the hair on my chinny-chin chin
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foreskinfan69 is probably one of the few it would be okay to open with a dick pic, you know, to show her you aren't wasting her time with your crop top. i bet she'd be really stoked if you wore a turtleneck on the first date.
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