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The Centennial of the Millennial thread.  
BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Nov 15, 2015 |
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Nov 15, 2015 21:23
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Let's try to make it a whole page of just actual images now
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Nov 16, 2015 08:07
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Nov 16, 2015 09:45
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Nov 16, 2015 09:52
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Ahundredbux posted:As a millennial I only connect with middle aged women in the medical profession as a millennial i only connect with retired plumbers life is difficult for me
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Nov 16, 2015 17:06
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Phlegmish posted:why do midget women always want giant tall guys size difference fetish. it's kinda weird being a 6'3" dude with a 4'10" woman. feels like you're basically loving a pokemon maybe that's a plus for some guys idk
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Nov 16, 2015 17:52
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Mental-Rectangle posted:size difference fetish. it's kinda weird being a 6'3" dude with a 4'10" woman. feels like you're basically loving a pokemon Is she a Squirtle?
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Nov 16, 2015 17:59
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Mental-Rectangle posted:size difference fetish. it's kinda weird being a 6'3" dude with a 4'10" woman. feels like you're basically loving a pokemon I don't get it. Like, you can't have standup sex without a footstool or something, it's lame. I only date women 5'8" and taller now and life has gotten way better
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Nov 16, 2015 18:16
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Hellequin posted:safety razors are the best, you save a lot of money on blades. and meaningless personal anecdote, but i stopped getting terrible razor burn when i switched from some gillette five blade thing, they don't really pull the hair. i've tried everything from 2 to 5 and i think 3 is the sweet spot personally. the blades are just the right distance on the mach3 to grab the hairs but also clean out easily, and it seems like the blades stay sharp for longer than the 5. also good luck shaving your balls/rear end with a safety razor
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Nov 16, 2015 19:05
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Grand Prize Winner posted:I don't get it. Like, you can't have standup sex without a footstool or something, it's lame. I only date women 5'8" and taller now and life has gotten way better I only date women with a wide selection of stools to stand on or have them stand on.
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Nov 16, 2015 19:05
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Grand Prize Winner posted:I don't get it. Like, you can't have standup sex without a footstool or something, it's lame. I only date women 5'8" and taller now and life has gotten way better Women are a bit like dogs in that respect, generally the taller we are the chiller we are. Spoken as a tall woman so I know. (5'11")
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Nov 16, 2015 19:35
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Millennial.jpg: Taller=better than
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Nov 16, 2015 19:40
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Guys stop talking about height or the short activist will come back
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Nov 16, 2015 19:40
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neonbregna posted:Guys stop talking about height or the short activist will come back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dkNr77QGnY that man is also known as Pixie Warrior
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Nov 16, 2015 19:43
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Mental-Rectangle posted:size difference fetish. it's kinda weird being a 6'3" dude with a 4'10" woman. feels like you're basically loving a pokemon People pay top dollar for camgirls that act like pikachu
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Nov 16, 2015 20:19
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Mental-Rectangle posted:i've tried everything from 2 to 5 and i think 3 is the sweet spot personally. the blades are just the right distance on the mach3 to grab the hairs but also clean out easily, and it seems like the blades stay sharp for longer than the 5. I swear to god these are the best loving razors: http://www.harrys.com Also the shaving cream in the tube. My beard is like iron and I have tried all the blades. Aso, if you want your blades to last longer you can store them in baby oil or vaseline.
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Nov 16, 2015 20:27
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Rondette posted:Women are a bit like dogs in that respect, generally the taller we are the chiller we are. Spoken as a tall woman so I know. (5'11") Thinking about it, my own anecdotal experiences confirm this.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:37
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Tall women don't feel insecure and don't need to spend all their free time trying to find a alpha-male to protect and coddle them.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:42
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confirmed by shakespeare in midsummer, where the short woman is all rabid dog crazy and the tall woman is like "get off me you crazy little bitch"
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Nov 17, 2015 02:54
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nomadologique posted:confirmed by shakespeare in midsummer, where the short woman is all rabid dog crazy and the tall woman is like "get off me you crazy little bitch" Shakespeare is merely a derivative of 5000 years of Chinese drama am I doing this right? edit: gently caress, though this was the China thread. Definitely doing this wrong 
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Nov 17, 2015 03:25
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nomadologique posted:confirmed by shakespeare in midsummer, where the short woman is all rabid dog crazy and the tall woman is like "get off me you crazy little bitch" yeah but you know helena was dtf
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Nov 17, 2015 03:58
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Commoners posted:I only date women with a wide selection of stools to stand on or have them stand on.
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Nov 19, 2015 05:29
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Are you ~Conforming Contemporarily~? Conforming contemporarily may increase synchrony with consumer-goods.
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Nov 21, 2015 02:33
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Accretionist posted:Are you ~Conforming Contemporarily~? this reads a bit too much like time cube, but I still think it captures the idea of "man I loving hate yuppies" pretty well
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Nov 21, 2015 02:41
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can i get an unboxing vid for this exciting new product?
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Nov 21, 2015 03:25
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Accretionist posted:Are you ~Conforming Contemporarily~? yes bb, cant wait until the new vampy weeks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mDxcDjg9P4 http://www.thefader.com/2015/10/08/hipster-runoff-ezra-koenig-carles-interview
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Nov 21, 2015 03:36
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Nov 22, 2015 03:41
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It's like bad 90s industrial pants but with depends
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Nov 22, 2015 03:53
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those arew powerful fuckin pants
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Nov 22, 2015 03:54
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Accretionist posted:Are you ~Conforming Contemporarily~? That article was posted like 50 pages ago.
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Nov 22, 2015 04:19
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drat dawg you could fit some serious poop in those.  10 lbs easy
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Nov 22, 2015 04:55
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Nov 22, 2015 11:33
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Rondette posted:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Uuuuugh when did they package masculinity Yeah, the 1640s or something like that but still it sucks being pandered to like that.
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Nov 22, 2015 11:42
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I could chug a nice Montepulciano d'Abruzzo. You can get a decent bottle for like $12, it's eminently drinkable (low tannins, etc.) and goes well with a lot of things.
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Nov 22, 2015 11:46
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I like that buildup is the least impressive thing you'll ever read. Oh wow he owns a tricycle and walks his dog?! incredible!
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Nov 22, 2015 11:48
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Our product is like, wine, but it's cheaper and it's in a can instead of being in a fruity glass! It's for people who like wine but also wanna just DRINK it and not get into the whole SCENE you know what i'm SAYIN BOYS?! *revs trike, dog barks* Yo you know you can get boxed wine yeah *rev* can't hear you SON over all this re-invention *revvv*
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Nov 22, 2015 12:06
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Get some Genesee or rolling rock and be done with it, right?
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Nov 22, 2015 12:09
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BEHOLD THE WEBSITE https://www.mancanwine.com/ MEENCEEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZQkKAGgfQM VVVVVVVV Their trustafarian friends VVVVVVVV Rondette fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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Nov 22, 2015 12:41
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Seriously, any honest drunk is just going to get the cheapest stuff available and connoisseurs are gonna get good poo poo What is their market?
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Nov 22, 2015 12:45
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Uuuuugh when did they package masculinity When they first invented Grecian Formula?
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