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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

2 on 1 at A site Mirage, bomb down, don't know where last guy is. I check connector, he's there, I shoot him in the head, he shoots me in the head, I have an M4, he has an AK. Last CT doesn't manage to kill him. He blames me for not killing the guy.

I love this game. I spent the rest of the game blaming him every time we'd lose a round because he didn't kill everyone.

did you consider not hunting for frags in a 2on1 post plant and instead playing a crossfire?

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conversation piece
Sep 19, 2015
I'm not sure if I should be impressed, or loving creeped out. Some :tinfoil: over at r/globaloffensive: https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3tz4ed/i_put_my_tinfoil_hat_on_today/

Edit: here's a recap of some WTF from yesterday, also includes a few smokes I've never seen before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRoWdtFriU4

conversation piece fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Nov 23, 2015

Fauxshiz
Jan 3, 2007
Jumbo Sized

trying to jack off posted:

did you consider not hunting for frags in a 2on1 post plant and instead playing a crossfire?

He's CT.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


i misread it but theres still a way better way to play that :p

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I was also on stairs and had just gotten a kill on a guy in palace so I didn't want to stay in a spot when he knew where I was. So I was moving to Jungle and well look there's a guy with an AK.

But, yeah, probably not a perfect play on my part but if you know where there's a guy with single digit health, and he doesn't know where you are, and you blame me for dying, I get to make fun of you for not landing at least a pistol shot on him.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Nov 24, 2015

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

conversation piece posted:

I'm not sure if I should be impressed, or loving creeped out. Some :tinfoil: over at r/globaloffensive: https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3tz4ed/i_put_my_tinfoil_hat_on_today/

Jesus loving christ. Twitter and reddit are a cancer.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


conversation piece posted:

I'm not sure if I should be impressed, or loving creeped out. Some :tinfoil: over at r/globaloffensive: https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3tz4ed/i_put_my_tinfoil_hat_on_today/

Lmao

osker
Dec 18, 2002

Wedge Regret

Motley posted:

I've been really really getting in to this game lately. I'm Nova 2, but I think I'm worse than that. I'm extremely interested in learning and getting better, but I'm having a really hard time playing solo in MM

Is there a group of lower ranked players that play here? I'd really like to get better and have a good time playing with people rather than dealing with random people.

I am solidly the fat kid pick on subio, and just playing with the crazy array of skill levels on there, when I go and solo q mm I'll top frag for my team. It isn't humble bragging, it is just that playing against king, computer, Turk and some of these other bitches is like Mr miyagi telling you to catch flies with chop sticks.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Speaking as someone who took a month and a half in pre-vacination days to get out of silver, I wish I could've just played against super good players all the time at the start. Silver and Nova is an utter waste of time.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

osker posted:

I am solidly the fat kid pick on subio, and just playing with the crazy array of skill levels on there, when I go and solo q mm I'll top frag for my team. It isn't humble bragging, it is just that playing against king, computer, Turk and some of these other bitches is like Mr miyagi telling you to catch flies with chop sticks.

I've always been a big believer in "trial by fire". :thumbsup:

Kwilty
May 31, 2011

Someone said mushu was an amazing player on sub.io the other day... :psyboom:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Kwilty posted:

Someone said mushu was an amazing player on sub.io the other day... :psyboom:
I followed up with "He's better than me, and that's all that matters". :shrug:

Rite Of Massage
Aug 16, 2005

Kwilty posted:

Someone said mushu was an amazing player on sub.io the other day... :psyboom:

rofl this is unironically one of the most egregious statements ive ever read

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

Kwilty posted:

Someone said mushu was an amazing player on sub.io the other day... :psyboom:

Amazing isn't the same as good, I don't see a problem here :colbert:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I do like how Kwilty is putting words in my mouth though. I only said mushu was a pretty good player and than followed it up with the "better than me" statement. :v:

Kwilty
May 31, 2011

Kwilty posted:

Someone said mushu was a amazing pretty good player on sub.io the other day... :psyboom:

The sentiments still stand.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Kwilty posted:

The sentiments still stand.
Well yeah, I think he is. :v:

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

symbolic posted:

I followed up with "He's better than me, and that's all that matters". :shrug:

You'll never be triple galactical distinguished cluster group elite master seven with that poo poo dick attitude, you quitter

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
If you're not first you're last.

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
mushu is better than me, the sa forums dumpster demostars. list of people that are better than me:

mushu
mr pink
xp
xc
polsanius/brian
everyone ever

thanks fort list ending

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I think I'm being made fun of.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
Mushu is NA CS

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

exethan posted:

Mushu is NA CS

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic posted:

I think I'm being made fun of.

im am being unironic, but in an ironic way. im bad. only 10.72 gpskill FeelsBadMan

sterster
Jun 19, 2006
nothing
Fun Shoe

Motley posted:

I've been really really getting in to this game lately. I'm Nova 2, but I think I'm worse than that. I'm extremely interested in learning and getting better, but I'm having a really hard time playing solo in MM

Is there a group of lower ranked players that play here? I'd really like to get better and have a good time playing with people rather than dealing with random people.

I think we can play together. I just ranked up from GNM to MG. I'll carry I guess - http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972321082

Motley
Nov 1, 2013

sterster posted:

I think we can play together. I just ranked up from GNM to MG. I'll carry I guess - http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972321082

Added you, I look forward to playing.

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
add me if you want a BAD rear end DMG TO {P:LAY WITH

http://steamcommunity.com/id/fuqqqer/

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Motley posted:

I've been really really getting in to this game lately. I'm Nova 2, but I think I'm worse than that. I'm extremely interested in learning and getting better, but I'm having a really hard time playing solo in MM

Is there a group of lower ranked players that play here? I'd really like to get better and have a good time playing with people rather than dealing with random people.

Nova 2 and bad checking in. Steam name is slurps.

Think a goon added me weeks ago for similar reasons and we never played, so whoever you were shoot me a message because I forgot your name :shobon:

sterster
Jun 19, 2006
nothing
Fun Shoe

Demostrs posted:

add me if you want a BAD rear end DMG TO {P:LAY WITH

http://steamcommunity.com/id/fuqqqer/

Can he even play with you. I thought you couldn't MM with people who were like 4+- rank difference.

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

sterster posted:

Can he even play with you. I thought you couldn't MM with people who were like 4+- rank difference.

ill just ivnite buddie s from the DINOSOWER group so we can get a 5stack going if not enuf people are on ;)

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
idk i think this guy may have been hacking

http://gfycat.com/DimpledLateCatbird

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Thom and the Heads posted:

idk i think this guy may have been hacking

http://gfycat.com/DimpledLateCatbird

you can win against guys like this sometimes, they're so bad

fennesz
Dec 29, 2008

Thom and the Heads posted:

idk i think this guy may have been hacking

http://gfycat.com/DimpledLateCatbird

Insufficient Evidence.

Ran across a guy on overwatch yesterday playing with his minimap. Staring at the ground and whenever someone would come into lethal range he'd just one tap them. It was hilarious and sad.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

fennesz posted:

Insufficient Evidence.

Ran across a guy on overwatch yesterday playing with his minimap. Staring at the ground and whenever someone would come into lethal range he'd just one tap them. It was hilarious and sad.

He thinks this is a Ubisoft game!

Rite Of Massage
Aug 16, 2005

Thom and the Heads posted:

idk i think this guy may have been hacking

http://gfycat.com/DimpledLateCatbird

this guy just has great game sense noob :dunkedon:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Smithereens posted:

this guy just has great game sense noob :dunkedon:
I like this new emote.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

sterster posted:

Can he even play with you. I thought you couldn't MM with people who were like 4+- rank difference.

Not true. During a LEM/SMFC stack we didn't have 5 so I invited a Nova buddy to be our 5th as an experiment. It was really funny watching how many things he would do wrong (and we would correct him) and ended up tying the game while being far down early on. My point is that as long as you have 5 anything can happen.

Smol
Jun 1, 2011

Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.
You don't even have to have a rank to 5 stack.

fennesz
Dec 29, 2008

Played the worst 3 games of my recent Professional CS Gaming Career.

Won my derank game :c00lbert:

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Too Poetic
Nov 28, 2008

How accurate are the placement groupings? I got put into MG2 and I'm loving awful at this game. Almost always I'm the worst player on my team.

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