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Tired Moritz posted:What kind of stupid kids keep falling off the bed? Says the person who is one of too many to have a monkey avatar.
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Tired Moritz posted:What kind of stupid kids keep falling off the bed? Round ones. I.e. American kids.
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Nov 23, 2015 17:07
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Tired Moritz posted:What kind of stupid kids keep falling off the bed? Children who are too young to have developed the proper spatial awareness that it takes to be able to tell where objects are around you while you're sleeping
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Nov 23, 2015 17:19
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Kids who don't have pool noodles in their beds apparently.
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Nov 23, 2015 18:51
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There was a lifehack posted earlier about putting your toaster on it's side to make cheese on toast. Someone was dumb enough to do it and the toaster went up in flames. http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/facebook-cheese-toast-fire-toaster-10477966
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Nov 23, 2015 19:13
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I've never tried, but that doesn't seem like it should work. It seems more likely that a small piece of dry ice was popped into those cups. At least that is what I will tell myself so I feel less bad about the world. The thing about the paint can is probably OK but the way people that paint things for a living do it is to have a second container (they call it a cut can) into which some of the paint is put, a quarter of a can at most. You dip the brush in that second can and shake the brush inside that can to remove the excess paint.
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Nov 23, 2015 19:19
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Antifreeze Head posted:I've never tried Evidently not, because it actually works edit: that doesn't mean it's a good idea, obviously
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Nov 23, 2015 20:10
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It's also very clearly a joke.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:13
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#hauntedhack you can also smoke a cig while blowing bubbles and when they pop they release a little >puff<
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Nov 23, 2015 20:29
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Tired Moritz posted:What kind of stupid kids keep falling off the bed? Kids who were just moved out of a crib to a "big kid" bed. I remember my parents put chairs around my bed for the first week I slept in one.
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Nov 23, 2015 22:51
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Man, I just had the mattress on the floor. Mind you, it was because they didn't have a bedframe for me, yet, but they did have a mattress.
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Nov 23, 2015 23:15
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Lady Naga posted:It's also very clearly a joke. SECOND HAND SMOKE IS NOT A JOKE
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Nov 23, 2015 23:22
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My buddy in college drunkenly fell out of his loft style bed and ripped his pec muscle instinctively trying to grab on. Good bye marine contract
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Nov 23, 2015 23:25
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SaltLick posted:My buddy in college drunkenly fell out of his loft style bed and ripped his pec muscle instinctively trying to grab on. Good bye marine contract if he cant hack that into a lifetime of disability, depression, drugs, and and early death
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Nov 23, 2015 23:32
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Antifreeze Head posted:The thing about the paint can is probably OK but the way people that paint things for a living do it is to have a second container (they call it a cut can) into which some of the paint is put, a quarter of a can at most. You dip the brush in that second can and shake the brush inside that can to remove the excess paint. OK people, I thought I wouldn't have to do this, but here goes. This, is the stealth life hack. Among the list of concrete tips for little things you can do to improve your everyday routines and make your life easier overall with very little effort (no, I still don't have a good term for that, "red herring", maybe?) you hide a proper life hack. In this case, it's the thick-rear end rubber band put the wrong way around a cylindrical object, a.k.a. "a paint can". The hacker is encouraged to put wet paint on the rubber band and repeatedly poke it with a stick, a.k.a. "a paintbrush", until it comes off, shoots across the room and best case scenario gives the hacker a brand new Hitler brand 'stache, or even better scenario, flips the can in the process thereby creating an oozing pool of paint around the hacker's feet, making them have to track dumb garish pink footprints on a long and resentful trek toward a cleaning utensil which - I guarantee you - they do not have on hand. Or actual best best scenario, sends the can flying and blasts the hacker's silhouette against the wall of the neighboring room, which was not up for painting. Walla motherfuckers. On the floor. #hacked #to #poo poo
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Nov 24, 2015 00:20
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:if he cant hack that into a lifetime of disability, depression, drugs, and and early death gently caress me that's a good life hack.
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Nov 24, 2015 00:25
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:#hauntedhack you can also smoke a cig while blowing bubbles and when they pop they release a little >puff< this is actually really fun with a hookah because the smoke is so thick
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Nov 24, 2015 00:26
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:if he cant hack that into a lifetime of disability, depression, drugs, and and early death He ended up becoming a chaplain in the army. I don't get how because he was a massive womanizing drunk. So I guess he still hacked his way to success
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Nov 24, 2015 00:28
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I fell out of bed a lot as a kid but nobody ever acted like it was a problem or that something had to be done about it. I woke up on the floor like a animal instead of in bed and that was the end of it.
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Nov 24, 2015 08:25
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Karate Bastard posted:Walla motherfuckers. On the floor. #hacked #to #poo poo Finally, this thread delivers.
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Nov 24, 2015 10:33
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Sodium Chloride posted:There was a lifehack posted earlier about putting your toaster on it's side to make cheese on toast. Someone was dumb enough to do it and the toaster went up in flames. Sounds like we need Dave Barry on the case!
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Nov 24, 2015 10:46
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    I so want this to be real.
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Nov 24, 2015 12:12
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#recipehacks
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Nov 24, 2015 12:54
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IKEA instructions aren't really what I would be basing my science on. I'm pretty sure they're at least the number 2 cause of breakups among the 20-something population.
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Nov 24, 2015 13:03
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i really really don't want to have to take all the hinges off my casserole because i accidentally put the doors on it upside down thanks to unclear instructions
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Nov 24, 2015 13:12
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Also, I'm pretty sure IKEA instructions don't use text because they don't want to bother translating things.
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Nov 24, 2015 13:23
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Angela Christine posted:This is my new favorite lifehack, it's from the GBS OSHA thread. Went exactly as I had hoped. Beautiful. PubicMice posted:Also, I'm pretty sure IKEA instructions don't use text because they don't want to bother translating things. "When assembling Skuvnar, it is best to be two people."
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Nov 24, 2015 13:30
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There are actually people who struggle with Ikea directions? How mouth-breathingly gently caress tarded do you have to be not to grasp those instantly?
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Nov 24, 2015 17:30
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Chard posted:There are actually people who struggle with Ikea directions? How mouth-breathingly gently caress tarded do you have to be not to grasp those instantly? "Ikea instructions are hard" is this decade's "Airplane food" - it's the material of hack comics and people who parrot them.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:35
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What the gently caress? It calls for THREE eggs but they only drew one. loving assholes. They made me read anyway.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:16
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PubicMice posted:#recipehacks All the WORST parts of both graphical and text instructions. (I find IKEA instructions pretty reasonable, usually. You just have to loving ignore what you think you're doing and do EXACTLY what the instructions TELL you to do)
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Nov 24, 2015 20:55
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PubicMice posted:#recipehacks I prefer my baking instructions to be sung by a chicken.
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Nov 24, 2015 22:59
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God, that graphical recipe idea is so gloriously terrible  I especially love that they picked such a simple recipe that you can parse the written version almost instantaneously and turned it into a horrible indecipherable mess (while simultaneously screwing up the conversion from the written recipe.)
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Nov 24, 2015 23:47
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They changed a tsp of butter to a tbsp per pancake. That pan would be swimming in butter. Although, since the graphic makes it look like you somehow add the butter to the batter and then something happens, maybe the recipe means you add a clod of butter to each pancake as it cooks, thus prebuttering the pancakes! Genius! This is really stupid.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:56
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:#hauntedhack you can also smoke a cig while blowing bubbles and when they pop they release a little >puff< I kind of want to start smoking just so I can do this.
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Nov 25, 2015 00:00
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OctoberBlues posted:I kind of want to start smoking just so I can do this. You don't need to smoke. Tom Noddy used to smoke cigarettes while doing his bubble trick act, but now he uses a special machine for that purpose.
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Nov 25, 2015 00:04
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FutonForensic posted:You don't need to smoke. Tom Noddy used to smoke cigarettes while doing his bubble trick act, but now he uses a special machine for that purpose.
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Nov 25, 2015 00:06
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PubicMice posted:#recipehacks
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Chard posted:There are actually people who struggle with Ikea directions? How mouth-breathingly gently caress tarded do you have to be not to grasp those instantly? Much like "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea", the "IKEA instructions are hard" joke is one that is completely without any merit in reality, and I suspect was started (and continued) from a racist origin.
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Choco1980 posted:Much like "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea", the "IKEA instructions are hard" joke is one that is completely without any merit in reality, and I suspect was started (and continued) from a racist origin. Also Will Smith clearly says "Welcome to Earth" and per census data there is nobody in American named Orangejello.
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