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Otisburg posted:foreskinfan69 is probably one of the few it would be okay to open with a dick pic, you know, to show her you aren't wasting her time with your crop top. maybe hide some cheese in there, as a snack in case you're waiting for dinner for a while
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loquacius posted:I've seen dudes say this same kind of stuff about circumcised dicks, because circumcision arguments on the Internet are the weirdest goddamn poo poo Which is kind of hilarious because there are honestly people in that group that think you essentially cannot have sex without a foreskin, so by that logic if you -do- have one then you are a certified sexmaster without trying. What I am saying is they are probably a bad lay
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I like talking about men's penises you guys!
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Nov 24, 2015 23:04
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over the years i have undergone an intensive stretching procedure by which i have regained not only my original length of foreskin but an additional 5 (Five) extra inches of protection. Sex master? Nay, Sex GOD.
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My brother in law became a popular spokesman for the anti-circumcision community and would go out to protest in white shorts with a red stain on his crotch. All he wanted to talk about was that poo poo. He finally stopped, Hail Satan.
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Noggin Monkey posted:My brother in law became a popular spokesman for the anti-circumcision community and would go out to protest in white shorts with a red stain on his crotch. All he wanted to talk about was that poo poo. Should've told him to prove that he was still intact or gently caress off with his insecurity. To put his dick where his mouth is, so to speak.
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Noggin Monkey posted:My brother in law became a popular spokesman for the anti-circumcision community and would go out to protest in white shorts with a red stain on his crotch. All he wanted to talk about was that poo poo. I can understand why people are against it but for any cause its super annoying when they can't talk about anything else. Some of those people are weird though, I think some people try and stretch out skin they have to make it appear like they have it.
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paco650 posted:Should've told him to prove that he was still intact or gently caress off with his insecurity. To put his dick where his mouth is, so to speak. He wasn't, that was his issue. calvus posted:I can understand why people are against it but for any cause its super annoying when they can't talk about anything else. Some of those people are weird though, I think some people try and stretch out skin they have to make it appear like they have it. I'm sad to say that I heard a LOT about this. We stopped inviting him to social gatherings for a while because he couldn't help but turn everything into dickchat. It was awful.
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I actually had to stop talking to my best friend from elementary school because in 2009 or so he couldn't stop talking about how Obamacare was going to destroy America Which at least doesn't directly involve anyone's dick I guess
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Nov 25, 2015 06:51
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Swipe right, you know she's DTF
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Nov 25, 2015 06:59
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kinda looks like ava taylor if you squint hard enough. so yeah, basically
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computer parts posted:From my observations, there are a few height queens but in general if you can be taller when the girl's in ~3 in heels, you're probably fine. what about when you're in 3 inch heels asking for a friend
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Nov 25, 2015 07:49
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Def. would.
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1st AD posted:Swipe right, you know she's DTF Clearly, she demonstrated poor judgment before so he probably has a decent chance too.
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I still think kids/babbies in dating site profile pics are weird, doubly so on a hookup app like tindr. Like, deffo mention "i have X kids and (expect you to be a stepparent eventually/you will probably never meet them/it will complicate things/whatever)," but kidpics is weird to me. Doubly when it's literally just a pic of the kid(s) alone, peppered in with "night out with the girls," "beach selfie," "hiking pixx" and "cleavage shot." maybe thinking that's weird makes me weird, IDK. i share kidpics if they're interested like after we've chatted a bit but would never just put them right in the mix. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Nov 25, 2015 |
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Nov 25, 2015 10:21
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yeah it is weird as hell. especially when their lead pic is just their kid. or every picture is their kid/them with their kid.
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I think generally speaking someone whose "swipe right" rhythm isn't broken at least a bit by seeing a small child is someone you probably want to avoid that said, she's hot, swipe the gently caress right and watch your their/they're usage
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What if she can hear incorrect homophones too? 
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Mr. McGibblets posted:"And last but not least, the most important one for me romantically... you MUST be rockin a WHOLE package. Do NOT message me for dating if you are circumcised. Once I went intact, I'll NEVER go back. 16 years of altered American sex was enough for me. Sorry, my lady bits just need a rest (OUCH). And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized. To make my cut, you MUST be natural. NO exceptions!" Please tell me you found this one on JDate.
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mobby_6kl posted:Clearly, she demonstrated poor judgment before so he probably has a decent chance too. I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP! Maybe I've been a little bit lucky and not met the ones who are "trying to trap me into being a baby daddy" but seriously, to single parents a bit of pot, a supreme pizza, some sex and some beer is a tropical vacation to them. You're idiots for not pursuing some a casual fling. "Oh she likes the same music and is sarcastic about the same movies BUT SHE HAS A KID!" I've met one of their kids and he was the bomb at Lego's, and his mom was a freak in bed and l got her there by bringing over some beer and some pizza and watching Silence of the Lambs. Sorry to rant, but hook up with single moms, it's easy and they really appreciate it. Tumble fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Nov 25, 2015 |
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Mr. McGibblets posted:"And last but not least, the most important one for me romantically... you MUST be rockin a WHOLE package. Do NOT message me for dating if you are circumcised. Once I went intact, I'll NEVER go back. 16 years of altered American sex was enough for me. Sorry, my lady bits just need a rest (OUCH). And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized. To make my cut, you MUST be natural. NO exceptions!" How dry is her vag that she insists on having an uncut dick or "her lady parts need a rest"? What the gently caress is a keratinized head, does a cut dick morph into a fingernail? They all feel the loving same. Sounds like she's either too dry, too stupid to use lube, or both. The only difference I've seen is that uncut are easier to give handies to, but harder to give oral to so it evens out? v  v
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Tumble posted:they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP! I've made a huge mistake
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Cuckoo posted:How dry is her vag that she insists on having an uncut dick or "her lady parts need a rest"? What the gently caress is a keratinized head, does a cut dick morph into a fingernail? They all feel the loving same. Sounds like she's either too dry, too stupid to use lube, or both. yeah, it would be less weird if she copped to it being an aesthetic/ideological thing
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Tumble posted:I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP! Come on dude, do you really need to resort to dumpster diving?
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I too hate meaningful relationships and actively seek out people whose real life commitments and responsibilities make it easy to avoid
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Lufiron posted:I too hate meaningful relationships and actively seek out people whose real life commitments and responsibilities make it easy to avoid as a veteran of two failed marragies, this but unironically
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Young people with a kid will give you a really good insight into how together their poo poo is based off meeting that kid for two minutes. If they can somehow manage to produce a reasonably well behaved kid in their early twenties, they are probably going to do well in life and already have a soft spot for chumps, go get em.
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Tumble posted:I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP! i think everyone knows they're easy lays they just feel kinda guilty about it. i probably wouldn't drink or do drugs with a small child nearby but that's just me.
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If they are also reasonably fit you can avoid "suddenly fat at 25" syndrome..
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How is it easy if they want it? me thinks the sexism and misogyny is bleeding into this discussion.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:How is it easy if they want it? me thinks the sexism and misogyny is bleeding into this discussion. Yeah I don't want to shock you guy's delicate sensabilites but sometimes people that have had children at some point also want to have sex. Just an "FYI" I mean it's really hosed up and crazy to think that a single woman in her 20s or 30s might like to have sex but its true I swear
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Captain Yossarian posted:I mean it's really hosed up and crazy to think that a single woman in her 20s or 30s might like to have sex but its true I swear 
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Captain Yossarian posted:Yeah I don't want to shock you guy's delicate sensabilites but sometimes people that have had children at some point also want to have sex. Just an "FYI" Source your quotes.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Yeah I don't want to shock you guy's delicate sensabilites but sometimes people that have had children at some point also want to have sex. Just an "FYI" more power to them, but my target was the seemingly commitment-phobic, unless of course you're a Otisburg posted:veteran of two failed marragies
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Captain Yossarian posted:Yeah I don't want to shock you guy's delicate sensabilites but sometimes people that have had children at some point also want to have sex. Just an "FYI" Sorry but a woman's sex drive leaves her body shortly after her first child, along with the placenta. It's science.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i probably wouldn't drink or do drugs with a small child nearby You quite clearly don't have children of your own.
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of course not, i'm not a fool.
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Tumble posted:I've met one of their kids and he was the bomb at Lego's, and his mom was a freak in bed and l got her there by bringing over some beer and some pizza and watching Silence of the Lambs. Sorry to rant, but hook up with single moms, it's easy and they really appreciate it. 
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