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Pilgrims left England for being insane religious fanatics. I can understand you only getting in 10 or 15 hours or research though or so given it's a holiday week, so the mistake is understandable.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I don't see what's subtle about it
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TheBigAristotle posted:Clicked the link, checked out Branco's Facebook pics, this was one I stumbled upon. What a fuckin weirdo how the hell can anybody still be enthusiastic about sarah palin?
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Nov 26, 2015 07:41
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TheBigAristotle posted:It's from 2011
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Rorus Raz posted:how the hell could anybody still be enthusiastic about sarah palin in 2011? It's Branco
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colonel_korn posted:
What's great about this one is that this is literally what happened.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I don't see what's subtle about it I think you're confusing the terms subtle and inscrutable.
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Christmas Island asylum seeker boat ‘disappeared’ after being towed by navy And from yesterday's SMH (Glen Le Lievre, doesn't get posted here often unlike the other fairfax cartoonists) 
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I don't see what's subtle about it Well, to the average SA user, docking has a more commonplace meaning. Using its lesser known definition of landing a boat makes it subtle. 
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Pththya-lyi posted:E: One of the most popular i think i just became an islamic extremist based soley on how much i hate the way this guy writes every letter. also idgaf whats on the other end of the pit, i'm not walking across a floating shark bridge to get there.
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The Finnish Lutheran version just has Jesus bridging the gap and you don't even need faith, which is nice.
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MissEchelon posted:Christmas Island asylum seeker boat ‘disappeared’ after being towed by navy Holy poo poo that's bleak.
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Jerry Cotton posted:The Finnish Lutheran version just has Jesus bridging the gap and you don't even need faith, which is nice. There is a concept of a 'bridge to goodness' in Islam, where you have to cross an incredibly narrow bridge to get from the place where all humans gather after death to Paradise. If you fell of the Bridge, it's Hell. I think the speed in which you cross the bridge depends on how much good deed points you have. Of course, if you have more bad deed points than good deed points you'll just fall through the bridge.
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Nov 26, 2015 13:39
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MissEchelon posted:And from yesterday's SMH (Glen Le Lievre, doesn't get posted here often unlike the other fairfax cartoonists) Ah gently caress this stupid nation. This one hits my heart.
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toanoradian posted:There is a concept of a 'bridge to goodness' in Islam, where you have to cross an incredibly narrow bridge to get from the place where all humans gather after death to Paradise. If you fell of the Bridge, it's Hell. I think the speed in which you cross the bridge depends on how much good deed points you have. Of course, if you have more bad deed points than good deed points you'll just fall through the bridge. Middle-Eastern types: make the worst bridges.
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In brief: the province wants to tear down the Desjardins Canal Bridge and replace it with something more modern. The Hamilton city council wants to declare the bridge a heritage structure and have it preserved, but most of them aren't even sure which bridge is being discussed because there's a lot of old bridges across the canal. In either case the work is going to turbofuck traffic for a while since it's a major commuting route.
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This is actually a fairly unexpected example of "X? No, Y" genre, for once.
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Krinkle posted:But if I don't put my faith in jesus I also get eternal life. I get eternal life in hell so maybe be specific someone might think they're covered and leave your sales pitch early. Your would-be evangelizer would probably point out that the Book of Revelation keeps referring to Hell as "the second death." Depending on their flavor of Christianity, they may even believe that the souls of non-believers will be destroyed after the Final Judgment instead of suffering eternally in Hell. Also, people often use a standard Latin cross as their Bridge to Life, like so:  But I'm sure you can see the serious flaw in that drawing: "How am I supposed to get past the top beam? That's a terrible design for a bridge!" So I'm not surprised the guy in the video modified his bridge.
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Damnit Mackay, it's horsemen, not horse-men!
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Pththya-lyi posted:Your would-be evangelizer would probably point out that the Book of Revelation keeps referring to Hell as "the second death." Depending on their flavor of Christianity, they may even believe that the souls of non-believers will be destroyed after the Final Judgment instead of suffering eternally in Hell. You walk through the top beam; Salvation through Christ bridge is a suspension bridge, held up by the invisible suspender cables of faith. The long part at the bottom is there to gently caress with boats. Jesus hates boats.
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Mister Beeg posted:
At first I was offended but then I realized that I'm that guy and decided taking a tablet to dinner is really obnoxious
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gradenko_2000 posted:Santa doesn't literally write two check-marks on the list, you incredible moron. It's an expression! Oh good lord. I would have happily written this comic off as nothing more than some pee-pee-doo-doo and not thought about the two check marks. Branco truly is as dumb as a shelled clam.
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Whiskey Sours posted:Damnit Mackay, it's horsemen, not horse-men! You should be grateful it's not hor-semen.
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Sinners Sandwich posted:At first I was offended but then I realized that I'm that guy and decided taking a tablet to dinner is really obnoxious At least they're referencing an actual article as well: http://www.vox.com/a/thanksgiving-family-debates-2015
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Mister Beeg posted:
Yes, Eric. The truly obnoxious man-children aren't the ones who use family gatherings as an opportunity to talk about how the Kenyan Muslim in the White Hut is destroying America with socialism or how the Ferguson thug apes should all be gassed. It's people who have the temerity to contradict them. gently caress you.
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Mister Beeg posted:
What is up with the sudden War On Thanksgiving rhetoric? Is it just an uptick on SJW worries, or did something happen?
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DreamShipWrecked posted:What is up with the sudden War On Thanksgiving rhetoric? Is it just an uptick on SJW worries, or did something happen? The joke that thanksgiving dinner becomes a time when your relatives go on political rants and all has evolved into various political sites doing things like posting 'takedowns' of the other side's talking points, usually with more shallow talking points but this time it's for our side so it's ok, when really the proper answer to Uncle Jim ranting about the black guy in the white house is to just ignore him and let him tire himself out or say 'hey man we don't really talk politics at the table' or something. Basically both sides see this kinda poo poo as furthering the problem (spoiler, you're probably not gonna change the mind of the kinda guy who thinks family dinner is the best time to shout that the gay mafia runs the world by dropping some sick burns you printed out) so there's been kinda a pushback from assorted sources. Allie, as usual, has taken that as a chance to just be a sad spiteful old man bitching about KIDS THESE DAYS as if this is the first time this has ever happened. Or, tl;dr, Allie's still butthurt that last year one of his nephews said 'what, no man Obama doesn't want to flood the country with election fraud committing Mexicans, that's not a thing that happens'.
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Well it's clearly Exhibit A, dumbass. I hope Bok and the other lovely "it wuz a bom!" cartoonists get condemned to pay $15 millions to Ahmed.
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Mister Beeg posted:
Thanksgiving is a time when the left and the right can come together and infantilize young people with legitimate grievances 
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Saint Sputnik posted:Thanksgiving is a time when the left and the right can come together and infantilize young people with legitimate grievances Dad, pictured here, is literally terrified of new ideas stated with confidence.
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Saint Sputnik posted:Thanksgiving is a time when the left and the right can come together and infantilize young people with legitimate grievances Our children might have to learn that some people are "marginalized!" 
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Ben Franklin posted:For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him. Wow, that crazy kid needs to stop making all those bombs! Ha Ha Ha!
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Doc Hawkins posted:Wow, that crazy kid needs to stop making all those bombs! Ha Ha Ha! It's a bomb that makes bigots explode, and there's been an ongoing chain reaction ever since it's gone off.
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