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As a non-egg eater this conversation is bizarre yet interesting.
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Dont have a bottle opener on hand? Try this handy trick to ruin your curlers. 
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Nov 27, 2015 06:26
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SynthOrange posted:Dont have a bottle opener on hand? Try this handy trick to ruin your curlers. You can get bottle caps off with your teeth, it just takes practice.
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Nov 27, 2015 06:50
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SynthOrange posted:Dont have a bottle opener on hand? Try this handy trick to ruin your curlers. In what strange circumstances would you have nothing to open a bottle with but a pair of eyelash curlers 
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Nov 27, 2015 07:12
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Jayme posted:In what strange circumstances would you have nothing to open a bottle with but a pair of eyelash curlers You're a salon worker on break! Edit: Zombie apocalypse and you're trapped in a Shoppers Drug Mart! Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 07:39 on Nov 27, 2015 |
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Nov 27, 2015 07:25
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You're a salon worker on break!
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Nov 27, 2015 07:48
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kalstrams posted:And you take eyelash curlers instead of, say, nail file. The nail files are all those cardboard ones.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:00
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Tiberius Thyben posted:The nail files are all those cardboard ones.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:05
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Jayme posted:In what strange circumstances would you have nothing to open a bottle with but a pair of eyelash curlers Cause they're always on hand? Cause you're a fancy bitch? Cause your rear end is in retail, and the only gap in the panopticon that is your workplace where a gal can have a moment in peace is behind that one shelf in beauty? See? Not that weird? Do I have to hack everything together for you?
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Nov 27, 2015 08:33
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Legit it's pretty easy to open a non-twist bottlecap by folding a piece of paper a whole bunch and just using it as a lever. Good way to get a fiver off of folks too; "I bet I can open this bottle with a sheet of paper," etc. I think that still fits in the thread as a stupid hack because it makes you look like a smug bastard, so
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Nov 27, 2015 09:44
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SynthOrange posted:Dont have a bottle opener on hand? Try this handy trick to ruin your curlers. You can do that with a loving lighter.
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Nov 27, 2015 10:38
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Karate Bastard posted:Cause they're always on hand? Cause you're a fancy bitch? Cause your rear end is in retail, and the only gap in the panopticon that is your workplace where a gal can have a moment in peace is behind that one shelf in beauty? See? Not that weird? Do I have to hack everything together for you? As a fancy bitch, I
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Nov 27, 2015 10:42
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CapitanGarlic posted:Legit it's pretty easy to open a non-twist bottlecap by folding a piece of paper a whole bunch and just using it as a lever. Good way to get a fiver off of folks too; "I bet I can open this bottle with a sheet of paper," etc. I bet I can do it with a banana. Here, lemme try it.
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Nov 27, 2015 12:03
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 e for deleted image: This was a single-slice pizza holder, consisting of a triangular plastic pouch you hang from your neck. Dareon has a new favorite as of 07:20 on Jan 3, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2015 12:42
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Reminds me of this quality invention. Who doesn't love to stand awkwardly at parties with nothing to do with your hands?
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Nov 27, 2015 14:27
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There's no way I can picture that being used without the end result being a bunch of wine on your clothes.
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Nov 27, 2015 14:30
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The only person who would actually use that product is bound to be such a massive drunk that they can't hold on to a glass of wine, so there's probably already wine on their clothes.
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Nov 27, 2015 14:33
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Use the metal part of your seat belt to open beers while driving!
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Nov 27, 2015 14:36
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Is this related to Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes? I just need to know because I hate owning incomplete sets.
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Nov 27, 2015 15:04
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Mr Confetti posted:You can do that with a loving lighter. What if you don't have an eyelash curler or a lighter? The beer is trapped forever!!
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Nov 27, 2015 15:15
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Glad to see an accurate body type modelling the item.
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Nov 27, 2015 16:03
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netally posted:Reminds me of this quality invention. Who doesn't love to stand awkwardly at parties with nothing to do with your hands? I don't know about the intent of this specific model. But they give out similar things at wine festivals so you don't lose your glass.
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Nov 27, 2015 16:28
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SynthOrange posted:Dont have a bottle opener on hand? Try this handy trick to ruin your curlers. Just sabrage it with a spoon like a normal person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fojENKRv8Aw
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Nov 27, 2015 19:19
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Why does every instructional video on youtube always have a seemingly mandatory solid minute+ of fluff before they actually get to the instructions? Also lifehack: just buy exclusively twist top beers if you don't want to have to worry about not being able to open your beer.
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Nov 27, 2015 19:27
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Real protip: Stick to hard liquor instead.
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Nov 27, 2015 19:36
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Murphy Brownback posted:Why does every instructional video on youtube always have a seemingly mandatory solid minute+ of fluff before they actually get to the instructions? Same reason that infomercials have a few seconds of black-and-white clips of people doing stupid poo poo. They need to let you know what dumb problem they're trying to solve, because it's very rarely a problem that needs any further solving. bunnyofdoom posted:Real protip: Stick to hard liquor instead. This is the thread for Life Hacks, not protips.
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Nov 27, 2015 19:43
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You're a salon worker on break! Still easier to open a beer with a quarter (  ) or a loonie ( ).
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Nov 27, 2015 20:12
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cheerfullydrab posted:You can get bottle caps off with your teeth, it just takes practice. Which can cause micro fractures in your teeth, weakening them to the point of them cracking and breaking. Chewing ice or other hard objects can also hurt your teeth this way. Then you have to pay to get them fixed! Be good to your mouf yo.
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Nov 27, 2015 20:44
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Wedemeyer posted:Which can cause micro fractures in your teeth, weakening them to the point of them cracking and breaking. Chewing ice or other hard objects can also hurt your teeth this way. Then you have to pay to get them fixed! Not to mention bruxism (especially while sleeping) 
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Nov 27, 2015 21:40
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Murphy Brownback posted:Why does every instructional video on youtube always have a seemingly mandatory solid minute+ of fluff before they actually get to the instructions? I miss the days where you could find a recipe online that didn't have 5 pages of family anecdotes and pictures before the actual recipe.
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Nov 27, 2015 22:52
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SpacePig posted:This is the thread for Life Hacks, not protips. Life hack: Talk to everyone!
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Nov 27, 2015 23:14
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Wedemeyer posted:Which can cause micro fractures in your teeth, weakening them to the point of them cracking and breaking. Chewing ice or other hard objects can also hurt your teeth this way. Then you have to pay to get them fixed! Or if you want a more drastic potential problem, I was at a party and a guy with self-admittedly poor dental hygiene did the mouth trick he'd done loads of times before and ripped out a tooth.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:34
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bunnyofdoom posted:Yup. Older eggs are much better for hardboiled eggs because the membrane holding the shell to the white has degraded and as such much easier to peel. flosofl posted:I'll make it clear. If you buy eggs to boil, let them sit in your fridge for about week before you boil. Otherwise you will be cursing life as you try to peel them. Peel eggs with a glass of water instead (let them chill in cold water a couple minutes first) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkWISKfgqZ0
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Nov 28, 2015 01:22
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Borden posted:What if you don't have an eyelash curler or a lighter? The beer is trapped forever!! Well there has to be a counter to somewhere. Or at least a good big rock with a lip on it. Even cavemen have rocks. Unwashed eggs last even longer than the washed ones you get at the grocery store. Wallah. #egghacked
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Nov 28, 2015 01:30
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Lifejack: get a nest for your dog and you'll have unlimited unwashed eggs.
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Nov 28, 2015 01:41
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Stoatbringer posted:Just sabrage it with a spoon like a normal person. Drinking champagne from an ordinary white wine glass, shameful Murphy Brownback posted:Why does every instructional video on youtube always have a seemingly mandatory solid minute+ of fluff before they actually get to the instructions? Surely the part where she says "Joo wanona how do that?" adds something to the experience
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Nov 28, 2015 03:17
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Murphy Brownback posted:Why does every instructional video on youtube always have a seemingly mandatory solid minute+ of fluff before they actually get to the instructions? Same reason it's a video in the first place when written instructions with photos or illustrations would almost always be more useful: Because the person who made it wants attention more than they want to be helpful.
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Nov 28, 2015 04:34
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Couple of good lifehacks from the front page of imgur today   http://imgur.com/gallery/kwhTm
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Nov 28, 2015 05:06
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willus posted:Or if you want a more drastic potential problem, I was at a party and a guy with self-admittedly poor dental hygiene did the mouth trick he'd done loads of times before and ripped out a tooth. What a strange trick
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Nov 28, 2015 09:13
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Borden posted:What if you don't have an eyelash curler or a lighter? The beer is trapped forever!! Get a german. Theres usually one around (check behind the fridge or under the bed) and they willingly demonstrate their ability to open a beer with anything down to a loving wet noodle.
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