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Pesky Splinter posted:AKA - Let's tell the most boring version of Dracula possible. And Charles Dance sits in a cave for an hour. Where's my goddamn Hellsing movie I would accept Castlevania as well.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:50
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Back in days of videostore yore, I always thought that the VHS cover/poster for Eyes of Laura Mars was spooky and unsettling.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:57
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Morrowind: Blood elf in new york gets shat on by a lazer-arsed cliffracer
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Nov 27, 2015 07:44
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Take that back! Golden Child was made by the 'Cousin Numzie!' line.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:57
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Charles Dance has cool hats and is a cool guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pyp3xSTqRc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0JXSM_0Nk -reminds me of the cool castle from "The Shadow" movie. Cool movie.
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Nov 27, 2015 10:30
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Come on, Matt, you can do better than this. Then again, given Daniel Radcliffe's surprisingly similar career trajectory I guess fairly young British actors mainly known for an extremely iconic British role are only getting hired for schlocky crap now.
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Nov 27, 2015 11:23
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Radcliffe has Horns which was awesome. Matt Smith is poo poo and Dr.Who is way overrated.
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Nov 27, 2015 15:11
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Pesky Splinter posted:
The cave stuff was from reshoots where they tried to add in a thing tying the movie to the present day. If you look at the original trailers you can see that the Charles Dance stuff originally was in big classical style ruins.
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Nov 27, 2015 15:51
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The names on top feel like an attempt at tricking people into thinking the cast is more prestige than it is
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Nov 27, 2015 20:31
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Cleretic posted:Come on, Matt, you can do better than this. Radcliffe is set for life so he can do whatever goofball poo poo he wants. Matt Smith, on the other hand, is trying to fight the usual post-Who crash-and-burn and so far has managed to skulk around in the background of Terminator Genisys for 2 minutes. Which may still be better than Tennant's initial attempts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmf3eyT78C4
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Nov 27, 2015 20:49
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I don't know, that would have been a starring role at least.
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Nov 27, 2015 21:09
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is Terminator Genisis the start of a trilogy or was that just a fever dream from whoever was responsible for it?
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Aphrodite posted:I don't know, that would have been a starring role at least. Well, the fact that it didn't get picked up is part of the point, though even if it had it would've been a forgettable broadcast TV dramedy featuring his awful American accent. His career's doing a lot better now, though going by clips of that US remake of Broadchurch he did, his American accent hasn't improved at all. Attitude Indicator posted:is Terminator Genisis the start of a trilogy or was that just a fever dream from whoever was responsible for it? The producer was talking up plans for a Marvel-esque Terminator universe during the run-up to release. Genisys actually did remarkably well worldwide, but apparently not well enough to go through with that.
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Nov 27, 2015 22:56
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Attitude Indicator posted:is Terminator Genisis the start of a trilogy or was that just a fever dream from whoever was responsible for it? It made a fortune in Asia, so that fever dream will likely come true. And just like Batman, Bond, and Transformers they'll add a Chinese celebrity and have an action scene in China. Because that poo poo prints money.
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Erebus posted:
that was supposed to be an american accent? he can fake an english accent quite well, why not an american?
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Wow, that's lazy. e: Like, it's one thing to have a CONSUME THIS MOVIE poster, but it's entirely another to recycle your old CONSUME THIS MOVIE posters to poke at nostalgia for people 40+ years old who were already going to see it or not going to see it. It's flagrantly masturbatory. hexwren fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Nov 28, 2015 |
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Nov 28, 2015 00:30
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Nah, it's just a nostalgia bid.
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Nov 28, 2015 01:08
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Don't rape me Star War 
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CelticPredator posted:Don't rape me Star War I'd let Star Wars fondle and grope me.
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Nov 28, 2015 01:37
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Throw your Ewok into my Sarlacc, can't you hear the Jizz playing?
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Nov 28, 2015 01:45
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in a galaxy jar jar away (are these fuckin for real, not reverse image searching right now)
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Acne Rain posted:in a galaxy jar jar away Apparently they're real, unless IGN got fooled.
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I hope the Star War includes China.
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Nov 28, 2015 03:30
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Side trip to Beijing for power converters.
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Nov 28, 2015 03:53
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Erebus posted:Radcliffe is set for life so he can do whatever goofball poo poo he wants. Matt Smith, on the other hand, is trying to fight the usual post-Who crash-and-burn and so far has managed to skulk around in the background of Terminator Genisys for 2 minutes. Don't think anything Matt Smith will be in will be able to come close to Tennant's role in "Jessica Jones".
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Nov 28, 2015 04:36
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I haven't seen Doctor Who but between Jessica Jones and the first series of Broadchurch he's A-OK in my books.
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Nov 28, 2015 04:40
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zandert33 posted:Don't think anything Matt Smith will be in will be able to come close to Tennant's role in "Jessica Jones". Maybe he should have taken more roles like Young Harry (Ralph Fiennes' character) from In Bruges (which was deleted from the final print but you can see on YouTube)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rANwBGXt7v8
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CelticPredator posted:Don't rape me Star War Why not it already raped our childhoods.
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Nov 28, 2015 07:16
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Tennant also got to be the coolest part of the Fright Night remake. I want a sequel to that movie which is just David Tennant as fake Criss Angel: stupid loving rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 28, 2015 07:22
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Star Wars: just lay back it'll be over soon. That's kind of a poorly thought out poster. Also Daniel Radcliffe strikes me as the kind of guy who's made so much off of Harry Potter that he gets to say "gently caress yeah let's play Igor in a Frankenstein movie" and not worry too much.
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DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:I hope the Star War includes China. star wars episode viii: rey and guy go searching for jedi and find sun wukong
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Shoehead posted:Also Daniel Radcliffe strikes me as the kind of guy who's made so much off of Harry Potter that he gets to say "gently caress yeah let's play Igor in a Frankenstein movie" and not worry too much. Right as the last movie was hitting theaters he starred in a stage play where he was full-frontal nude and prancing around the stage with a horse. Guy gives no fucks.
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Nov 28, 2015 17:30
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Blackpool is the best thing Tennant's in. Also Daniel Radcliffe seems like a rad guy most of the time, I'm glad he can afford to do whatever weird poo poo he feels like.
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Radcliffe probably has enough money to make nothing but flops for the rest of his career and still live comfortably.
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King Vidiot posted:Right as the last movie was hitting theaters he starred in a stage play where he was full-frontal nude and prancing around the stage with a horse. Guy gives no fucks. Well, let's be fair. Yeah he was full-frontal but this wasn't some community theater production in Cincinnati, it was a West End revival of a multiple Tony-winning play. Richard Burton was in it ffs.
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It is funny to see someone talking about Equus as some guy waggling his dick around on stage, though.
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