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Böhmermann ist der Einzige, den deutscher Humor braucht.
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I have no idea who Jan Boehmermann is, but that's kinda funny.
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Helge Schneider is the funniest man alive.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:02
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Wengy posted:Helge Schneider is the funniest man alive. I recently just missed him doing a reading of his new book at the Büchermesse 
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Nov 27, 2015 01:18
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Drone posted:The more things change... can you translate that for a lowly franzoze.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:10
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Kurtofan posted:can you translate that for a lowly franzoze. It's verlust.jpg Classic German humor.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:13
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Kurtofan posted:can you translate that for a lowly franzoze. upper left: Bombing in the Metro - upper right: stricter border controls lower left: Seehofer (now Bavarian PM): Cuts for asylum applicants - lower right: Discussion about taking in refugees
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Nov 27, 2015 23:17
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Duzzy Funlop posted:It's verlust.jpg it was my first instinct but I don't think it fits Honj Steak posted:upper left: Bombing in the Metro - upper right: stricter border controls Danke.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:25
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 Hahaha the new protective equipment of Bavarian police 
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Nov 28, 2015 11:54
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System Metternich posted:
Jesus Christ
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Nov 28, 2015 12:03
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Lord Helmchen rief an, er will seine Kopfbedeckung zurück.
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Nov 28, 2015 13:15
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Nov 28, 2015 13:25
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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System Metternich posted:
Das ist ein netter Helm für einen Clown um ihn im Zirkus zu tragen
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Nov 28, 2015 13:35
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yes lets laugh at the way underprivileged poors talk
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Nov 28, 2015 14:14
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System Metternich posted:
Mit dieser Ausrüstung muss man sich nur noch vor italo-amerikanischen Klempnern fürchten!
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Nov 28, 2015 14:20
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niethan posted:yes lets laugh at the way underprivileged poors talk on the other hand 
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Nov 28, 2015 15:01
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niethan posted:on the other hand
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Nov 28, 2015 15:13
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niethan posted:on the other hand Lieber Franz Josef Wagner, werden Sie gefickt! Herzlichst, Ihr frankenfreak
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Nov 28, 2015 15:17
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niethan posted:on the other hand lets hate both of them
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Nov 28, 2015 15:17
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Oh hey, Günter Öttinger hat mal wieder einen vom Stapel gelassen: "Und gerade wir in Deutschland sollten endlich unser Grundmisstrauen gegenüber Geheimdiensten ablegen" Eben. Gestapo und Stasi waren ja nur experimentelle Prototypen. Reine Fehlversuche. Dieses Mal machen wir's richtig. Ich schwöre! P.S.:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc8HfF5ngIw
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Nov 28, 2015 21:05
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niethan posted:yes lets laugh at the way underprivileged poors talk Dürre blasse Jungen sind selber nicht priviligiert. Die dürfen das.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:14
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mcbexx posted:Oh hey, Günter Öttinger hat mal wieder einen vom Stapel gelassen: Die könnten unsere Informationen auch nicht weiterverkaufen, die können ja gar kein Englisch.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:17
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So, the AfD just had their convention, and it didn't disappoint in terms of crazy poo poo. Among other fun stuff, it featured regional chairman Armin Hampel suggesting that we should re-introduce conscription for asylum seekers and then make them go back and fight in their homelands:http://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2015-11/alternative-fuer-deutschland-parteitag-frauke-petry-hannover posted:Der niedersächsische Vorsitzende Armin-Paul Hampel zum Beispiel fordert, für alle 18-45-jährigen Syrer und Iraker, die sich in Deutschland aufhalten, die Wehrpflicht einzuführen und sie zum Kampf in ihren Heimatländern aufzufordern. "Oh, you came here because back home you're worried that you're going to be killed in a civil war? Here's the solution: We make you go back to that civil war, except this time directly into the places where all the fighting is! That'll do the trick!" 
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Nov 28, 2015 23:34
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V. christian of these staunch defenders of Abendländische Werte. (I know that's not an unconventional point.)
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Nov 29, 2015 10:23
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Hamburg has voted No to Olympia 2024, and all sport is over forever now. Sports go sports. How this could have happened, in the midst of a migrant crisis (which has disappeared off the news cycle, hasn't it?), after weeks of headlines about corruption of executives, doping and with another massive, over-budget project already molding somewhere in the city, nobody knows.
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Nov 30, 2015 09:15
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I did my part. Get hosed, Olympics.
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Nov 30, 2015 09:31
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Lunar Suite posted:.  What? What about the meeting in Turkey to keep them out? What about the fighting in my beautiful home city (and elsewhere)?http://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/b...n/12653258.html
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Nov 30, 2015 09:35
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Grendels Dad posted:I did my part. Get hosed, Olympics. same Hummel Hummel 
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Nov 30, 2015 10:05
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Sport ist mors mors.
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Nov 30, 2015 10:11
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Nov 30, 2015 12:45
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Grand Moff Herrmann would be proud. 
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Nov 30, 2015 13:08
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Much as I'd like to claim credit, it's from a photoshop thing on the German reddit.  There is some gold in there, though.
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Nov 30, 2015 13:11
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Only 29 of Germany's 66 Tornado jets are airworthy So. Von der Leyen's gonna be chancellor some day, right?
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Drone posted:Only 29 of Germany's 66 Tornado jets are airworthy That's... *lips silently moving* ...almost half of them. That's good, right?
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Dec 2, 2015 15:28
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Grendels Dad posted:That's... *lips silently moving* ...almost half of them. That's good, right? And in case of emergency, we can substitute some of our Eurofighters for Tornados! But seriously, what is wrong with our government? Now they're sending a frigate, jets and 1200 soldiers into Syria, again without doing any preparation besides ordering the Bundeswehr to just do it. The Afghanistan-adventure using up all our spare ammunition, all our helis are down, half of our jets are down and we couldn't even avoid delays when sending the Peshmerga weapons, because our transportmachines are also slowly dying. Now again we're supposed to do something without any thought put into this by our politicians. Sometimes I get the feeling our politicians think weapons and ammunition are just magically appearing out of nowhere if you write down orders for the Bundeswehr. 
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Dec 2, 2015 15:34
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I'm actually relieved we're not ready to win a war, that would be terrifying
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Dec 2, 2015 15:38
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*beschließt, keine Ersatzteile mehr für die Bundeswehr zu bestellen* *schaut auf den Haushalt* Schwarze Null, Alter!
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Libluini posted:Sometimes I get the feeling our politicians think weapons and ammunition are just magically appearing out of nowhere if you write down orders for the Bundeswehr. I suspect you're right. We hate our military enough that actively neglecting it can win votes, but don't want to follow through on that and still want to throw our weight around.
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