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Heavy Metal posted:I like the way you put that rapscallion poster in their place, stern but fair. i dont usually let that side of me out but it had to be done
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Heavy Metal posted:He's lovable. he's fat and old and shilling his promotion
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Hace posted:he's fat and old and shilling his promotion That's why I love him
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How I decide which wrestlers I like: If they don't look like I couldn't take them in a fight, they're not worth my time.
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I could knock gently caress out of HHH.
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Lady Naga posted:How I decide which wrestlers I like: Just to get a picture here, what ratio of the roster could you take? And how about you vs CM Punk for example.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I could knock gently caress out of HHH.
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achillesforever6 posted:I don't know you could break your hand trying to punch his face because his nose is so big KO by leg kicks
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Heavy Metal posted:Just to get a picture here, what ratio of the roster could you take? And how about you vs CM Punk for example. I could probably beat up the cruiserweights but that fellow Braun Strowman looks like he could give me some trouble because he's tall and big (incidentally why he's my favourite wrestler). CM Punk is tough though, I could probably take him down if he wasn't allowed to get any verticality but the moment he starts flipping around I lose.
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Lady Naga posted:I could probably beat up the cruiserweights but that fellow Braun Strowman looks like he could give me some trouble because he's tall and big (incidentally why he's my favourite wrestler). CM Punk is tough though, I could probably take him down if he wasn't allowed to get any verticality but the moment he starts flipping around I lose. Are you an MMA fighter or something? I'm just curious, you sound kind of bad. Bit of a badass. Not making fun, but these seem like some bold claims. I have no fight experience, and I believe any person who has been employed by WWE could defeat me. I'm 6'1 and whatnot, but I would go down 100% of the time. I got punched in the face at a Children of Bodom concert, that's my fight experience. By a guy who was crowdsurfing, it was like a drive-by. The coward.
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Chris James 2 posted:KO by leg kicks You could probably also do this to Kevin Owens too, once you get him down he's kinda like a turtle.
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Heavy Metal posted:Are you an MMA fighter or something? I'm just curious, you sound kind of bad. Bit of a badass. Not making fun, but these seem like some bold claims. I used to take karate classes as a tween but the instructor tried to give me homework so I put him in a chinlock until he gave me the burnt CD with the Breaking Benjamin and Saliva tracks he used to amp us up and blew that joint.
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Just laying on his back, trying desperately to flip himself over by pushing his head against the mat before the ref counts to three.
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Shima Honnou posted:Just laying on his back, trying desperately to flip himself over by pushing his head against the mat before the ref counts to three. Is this a work or a shoot? I saw the guy have a hardcore match with Necro Butcher, guy was like ten feet away from me and was taking chairs and stuff like a goddamn Terminator. As far as I know Kevin Owens is an invincible beast machine.
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Heavy Metal posted:Are you an MMA fighter or something? I'm just curious, you sound kind of bad. Bit of a badass. Not making fun, but these seem like some bold claims. You should have RKO'd him when he got to the front
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If I could seriouspost for a second: If all I wanted was to watch slightly tall guys fight eachother a bunch I'd just watch MMA. I don't, because I think that's boring. I watch wrestling because all kinds of dudes from the small to the fat to the tall to the kind of people that wear jeans to the ring and hit people with sticks or garbage cans can all compete and concievably win. It's like when I play a fighting game. I'm not gonna go play Virtua Fighter, I'm gonna pick the one that lets me play as a skeleton or a man made out of lava or a wolf because that's way more interesting. ![]()
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That DICK! posted:This will be worth it if his music hits and everyone does the usual "huh?! Wha!? Grr!!!" Cena music reactions except for Wade Barrett who looks utterly defeated Cena makes his triumphant return to squash the League of Nations in a 1 on 4 match. But can he beat Sheamus 1 on 1?
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Lady Naga posted:If I could seriouspost for a second: do you not know who conor mcgregor or ronda rousey are
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Did ratings come out for that mess?
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If you're going to engage me please take the entirety of what I'm saying into context instead of nitpicking a single sentence that's used as a broad generalization to bring clarity to the third sentence by posting exactly two (2) counterexamples like it shatters my whole point, tia.
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tommy dreamer was booked for tna's tour of india and when they cancelled it at the last minute he took the opening in his schedule to jump to wwe and that's really funny so I'm glad he's back temporarily
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Lady Naga posted:I don't, because I think that's boring. Not gonna argue about some of it being boring, just going to say everyone should see Anderson Silva being KO'd and Ronda being KO'd at least once because those were honestly 2 of the funniest moments in sports and possibly life in the last few years
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For the record, I'm not saying MMA is objectively boring, just that it's not my kind of thing. I'm sure there are people that like Virtua Fighter too.
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Lady Naga posted:I'm not gonna go play Virtua Fighter you should go those games own well, except 3
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Lady Naga posted:If you're going to engage me please take the entirety of what I'm saying into context instead of nitpicking a single sentence that's used as a broad generalization to bring clarity to the third sentence by posting exactly two (2) counterexamples like it shatters my whole point, tia. Second point, mma consistent rules just like fighting games It also super combos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3totwbpB0
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:you should go those games own I'm sorry I just find all the characters super boring. There's like, A Ninja and A Lucha as opposed to Tekken's Guy In Cheetah Mask and Fat Guy and Robot Samurai. This might make me incredibly shallow but I don't curr.
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Lady Naga posted:If I could seriouspost for a second: I don't remember this guy's name so I'm gonna guess it's Skrillex.
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It's Spinal, which is alright but nowhere near as good as Skullomania.
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Since I started working closed captioning I've been paid to see boxing matches and well as MMA matches and I'll be honest here the low-caliber Superstars-equivalent MMA shows with an audience rivaling those of indie wrestling feds were funner and funnier than watching guys try to lovingly hug one another for 40 minutes in front of huge crowds. Still yet to get the dream of an actual wrestling show being thrown my way though.
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The Rad Ox appeared on Busted Open Radio and did an interview. Highlights: Was fired for "cocky pricks", Vince didn't like use of "pricks". Was surprised to hear he was released (Said this on Twitter but was happy the Panthers won, made his Thanksgiving better than it was with the release 24 hours before) Vince supported the Maddox/Adam Rose team from beginning to end Interested in acting Getting back into working with Youtube
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:I don't remember this guy's name so I'm gonna guess it's Skrillex. His name is Awesome Victory. It's right there on the screen.
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I like how Dreamer concentrated all of his spray tanning in his face and bald spot. Let those arms stay pasty
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Fired for saying "pricks". This loving company. The selective prudish censorship bothers me immensely.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Fired for saying "pricks". This loving company. They have a right to censor.
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Lady Naga posted:I'm sorry I just find all the characters super boring. There's like, A Ninja and A Lucha as opposed to Tekken's Guy In Cheetah Mask and Fat Guy and Robot Samurai. jeffry mcwild is way loving cooler than literally any other dumb motherfucking fighting game bullshit character you piece of garbage
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Can someone recap all of Sheamus' title wins. I'm pretty sure they all have been gimmicks or easy hand overs?
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His hair is turds. I meant this to be a response to the Jeffry McWild comment but it works well as a Sheamus recap too.
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Alaois posted:jeffry mcwild is way loving cooler than literally any other dumb motherfucking fighting game bullshit character you piece of garbage ![]()
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Black Is Black posted:Can someone recap all of Sheamus' title wins. I'm pretty sure they all have been gimmicks or easy hand overs? TLC 2009: Beats Cena in tables match for WWE title (Cena falls off top rope through table, Sheamus falls off top rope out of ring knocking over table) Fatal 4 Way 2010: Beats Cena in fatal 4-way for WWE title (Nexus interferes, destroys everybody but Sheamus, who sneaks in and covers Cena, then gets chased out by Nexus and runs away) Mania 2012: Beats Bryan in 18 seconds for World title Survivor Series 2015: Beats Reigns for WWEWHC title (MITB cash-in)
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Black Is Black posted:Can someone recap all of Sheamus' title wins. I'm pretty sure they all have been gimmicks or easy hand overs? 1. Cena stepped on a table and cracked the wood. 2. Nexus jumped Cena. 3. 18 seconds. 4. Made Roman cry.
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