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Jem reboot is now a judgmental hipster. Instead of being in a band, she posts music criticism on Medium.
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Ronwayne posted:Is this one of those things where consumption makes you a superior person? Please tell us more about what surprises you and how everyday things confuse you.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 11:50 |
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Ultimately this thread is mostly a way of outlining my mortal terror without actually confronting that fundamental fear that undermines everything I do and am.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 11:57 |
cabbagedude posted:I'm only a yacht apprentice, are there any suitable watches for me? Invicta sub-mariner clone FTW
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 12:17 |
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a happy snowman posted:Invicta sub-mariner clone FTW I've worked hard and bootstrapped myself up to Yacht Journeyman. Is an Omega Seamaster the right watch for me?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 12:57 |
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a starwar betamax posted:can some goofball who wears these types of watches tell me how they manage to not living in constant paain as the wierd metal hinges rip their arm hair out by the roots every second of every day gold is a soft metal and thus applies less friction to arm hairs
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 12:58 |
King of Bees posted:I've worked hard and bootstrapped myself up to Yacht Journeyman. Is an Omega Seamaster the right watch for me? Only if it's a James Bond 007 special edition.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:12 |
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a happy snowman posted:Only if it's a James Bond 007 special edition. Oooo. That's a really good looking watch except it actually says 007 on it! JFCSMH. Like fuckin' way to blow his cover Q! Millennials. Not even once..
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:49 |
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Prairie Home Companion has Millennials in its Joke of the Day crosshairs:some old white person posted:How many Millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to post a picture of the burned-out lightbulb on Instagram, one to "like" the post on Facebook and Twitter, one to start a Crowdfunding campaign to raise the money, one to order the lightbulb on Amazon, and one to update the lightbulb's status from "broken" to "fixed."
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 15:43 |
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Antifreeze Head posted:Prairie Home Companion has Millennials in its Joke of the Day crosshairs: execution is clunky, but the point stands.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 15:56 |
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Antifreeze Head posted:Prairie Home Companion has Millennials in its Joke of the Day crosshairs: They forgot the one getting paid minimum wage with no benefits.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:04 |
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Bluemillion posted:They forgot the one getting paid minimum wage with no benefits. That's obviously all of them tbqh
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:23 |
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The Mantis posted:That's obviously all of them tbqh lmao No they're all unpaid interns working for the experience.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:26 |
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Not likely, considering he's a ginger with terrible skin.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:28 |
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Antifreeze Head posted:Prairie Home Companion has Millennials in its Joke of the Day crosshairs:
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:59 |
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a starwar betamax posted:can some goofball who wears these types of watches tell me how they manage to not living in constant paain as the wierd metal hinges rip their arm hair out by the roots every second of every day rich person secret: that's how it tells time
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a starwar betamax posted:can some goofball who wears these types of watches tell me how they manage to not living in constant paain as the wierd metal hinges rip their arm hair out by the roots every second of every day My trick is I actually rub my arm to get all the hair in the watch area to face a single direction, and ensure that I only adjust it and rotate the watch in the same direction so it doesn't get caught up
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:31 |
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Motherfucker posted:Ultimately this thread is mostly a way of outlining my mortal terror without actually confronting that fundamental fear that undermines everything I do and am. weclome to our little club house grab some fruit punch and join the fun
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:31 |
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Snapping fingers instead of clapping was done by the beats in jazz/poetry clubs. Now millennials are trying to lay claim?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 18:47 |
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Mad Monk posted:Snapping fingers instead of clapping was done by the beats in jazz/poetry clubs. Now millennials are trying to lay claim?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 18:56 |
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Mad Monk posted:Snapping fingers instead of clapping was done by the beats in jazz/poetry clubs. Now millennials are trying to lay claim?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:00 |
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Judy Funnie even has the sides of her head shaved.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:00 |
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Antifreeze Head posted:Prairie Home Companion has Millennials in its Joke of the Day crosshairs: Has Prairie Home Companion ever been funny? And I don't mean like in a "barely cracked a knowing smile" way, like has anybody doubled over in painful hilarity while listening to it? The only thing I know about it was the movie, and that was the most boring and awkward thing I've ever sat through.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:04 |
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No and I'm glad I live in a region that has different content on the AM npr station so I can flip over when midwestern sabado gigante comes on
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:10 |
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amusinginquiry posted:Hmm this is an interesting idea, how can we sell water in gaseous form and what do we name it It's water you can breathe! Just close some bottles where it's humid and get a snazzy label with a weasel word thesaurus close at hand, explaining all the energy-aligning properties of... Aër (Artisanal Evaporated Reiki Water) Then randomly slap on some quotations from the Deepak Chopra generator, like "The unpredictable is entangled in dimensionless acceptance"
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:16 |
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Mad Monk posted:Snapping fingers instead of clapping was done by the beats in jazz/poetry clubs. Now millennials are trying to lay claim? square baby boomers who never experienced it in their youth and are just learning about tumblr and triggering poo poo have decided it is some new pc thing or they're pretending to to make clickbait garbage nothing makes olds angrier than young people doing something they didn't do themselves when they were young and conservative olds are pretty much in a state of perpetual rage thanks to the 24 hour media cycle
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:18 |
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mr. mephistopheles posted:conservative olds are pretty much in a state of perpetual rage thanks to the 24 hour media cycle they must be so sleepy
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mr. mephistopheles posted:nothing makes olds angrier than young people doing something they didn't do themselves when they were young and conservative olds are pretty much in a state of perpetual rage thanks to the 24 hour media cycle It's not just Olds, I get when I see a kid on a tablet at a restaurant. I had to sit and be bored when my parents just wanted to talk about adult stuff, dammit! It passes, though, because I sympathize with the parents now and frankly the logical end of it is "I had to help till the farm during summer break, not play video games!" Learning to be bored, as I used to call it, can quite validly be replaced by learning to always have something to read at hand.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:32 |
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King Vidiot posted:Has Prairie Home Companion ever been funny? And I don't mean like in a "barely cracked a knowing smile" way, like has anybody doubled over in painful hilarity while listening to it? The only thing I know about it was the movie, and that was the most boring and awkward thing I've ever sat through. I know a lot of people who love it of all ages. I can't stand the thing, and I even lived in Minnesota for a decade. Edit: Barely cracking a smile is how minnesotans react to the funniest thing ever though. Can't show any vunerability.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:47 |
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nm posted:I know a lot of people who love it of all ages. I can't stand the thing, and I even lived in Minnesota for a decade. I live in the same town Garrison Keillor is from, and Ive never met anyone who talks like him, nor anybody who listens to that poo poo.
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JB50 posted:I live in the same town Garrison Keillor is from, and Ive never met anyone who talks like him, nor anybody who listens to that poo poo. Praire Home Companion is more popular among coast people, but I do know some people from the cities who like it. I don't know why.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:56 |
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Mad Monk posted:Snapping fingers instead of clapping was done by the beats in jazz/poetry clubs. Now millennials are trying to lay claim? So you're saying this is cultural appropriation.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 20:23 |
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nm posted:Praire Home Companion is more popular among coast people, but I do know some people from the cities who like it. I don't know why. It's entertaining and the dude has a cool voice.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 20:30 |
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Who is the morose motherfucker who does the Writer's Almanac? I swear to god every loving day at 2:45 it's like someone slipped me a barbiturate.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 21:05 |
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Look at all these pictures. They almost look like pages of words.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 16:56 |
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No. 6 posted:Look at all these pictures. They almost look like pages of words. me and my millenial frenz doin millenial thangs I loving love ART and music and cold brew Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Dec 3, 2015 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:
Please tell me that's at an open house at an elementary school.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:49 |
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hmmm i jsut realized a lot of you aren't millennuials....
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 00:57 |
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ghostter posted:hmmm i jsut realized a lot of you aren't millennuials....
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Stinky_Pete posted:Please tell me that's at an open house at an elementary school. don't judge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ9WiuJPnNA also, snake person? how dare you. symbolic posted:i am, but a sign of a great sense of humor is being able to laugh at yourself Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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