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Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Mizzou professor was right.

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usbombshell
Oct 29, 2004

Boom!
Well, my kind of nutty friend is claiming that perhaps our government is indirectly destroying incriminating evidence via the media.

Thanks a lot MSNBC/CNN!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
MSNBC reporter held up a picture of a child to the camera, said it was the couple's child, then said, "oh wait, no it's got a different name on the back".

On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008

What the gently caress were they thinking? What the fuuuuuuuuuck :psyduck:

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
That flamingo gif seems awfully applicable here.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

usbombshell posted:

Well, my kind of nutty friend is claiming that perhaps our government is indirectly destroying incriminating evidence via the media.

Thanks a lot MSNBC/CNN!

Laugh in his stupid face.

Hmmm, tell our FBI guys to back off before destroying incriminating evidence. Send in CNN.

e; actually....

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

usbombshell posted:

Well, my kind of nutty friend is claiming that perhaps our government is indirectly destroying incriminating evidence via the media.

Thanks a lot MSNBC/CNN!
This isn't even the craziest conspiracy theory I've heard. Not to say it isn't crazy.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

This is just so surreal and crazy that I can't help but laugh. 2015 has been such a loving weird year.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

JT Jag posted:

This isn't even the craziest conspiracy theory I've heard. Not to say it isn't crazy.

Are the media dipshits also paid crisis actors?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Joementum posted:

MSNBC reporter held up a picture of a child to the camera, said it was the couple's child, then said, "oh wait, no it's got a different name on the back".

CBS news reporter said an area rug was possibly a prayer mat.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Riosan posted:

Are the media dipshits also paid crisis actors?
I mean, clearly.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Luigi Thirty posted:

MSNBC just broadcast the shooter's mother's SSN and drivers license number on live TV.

What the gently caress are they even doing??? :stare: How is this happening???

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Riosan posted:

Are the media dipshits also paid crisis actors?

They're not actors, but otherwise this is unironically true.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
I wonder how many of their TV dinners are halal.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I see the media has dropped all pretense of "alleged"

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

euphronius posted:

I see the media has dropped all pretense of "alleged"
They're dead, who gives a gently caress???

follow that camel!!
Jan 1, 2006

Generally police are trained that once you leave a scene, your ability to collect evidence is finished. You can't put up tape and lock the door and still think your chain of custody is intact when you come back the next day. Once you leave, you're done. That said, not a lawyer and while my crime scene experience includes plenty of murders, nothing with this level of visibility.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Riosan posted:

Are the media dipshits also paid crisis actors?

Everyone is a paid crisis actor except for you.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

MSNBC reporter held up a picture of a child to the camera, said it was the couple's child, then said, "oh wait, no it's got a different name on the back".

This is terrible. The nadir of American press. No wait that was 2003. This is close though.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
AND IN THIS DRAWER WE SEE SOME FORKS, PERHAPS MUSLIM FORKS? MAYBE WE CANNOT BE SURE BACK TO YOU PHIL.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

I'm pretty sure no one is getting arrested over this.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Trabisnikof posted:

I'm pretty sure no one is getting arrested over this.
It's nice to dream, though.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Luigi Thirty posted:

CBS news reporter said an area rug was possibly a prayer mat.

Lets just hope they didn't have a mop sink.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
liberal media!!!!!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

pathetic little tramp posted:

AND IN THIS DRAWER WE SEE SOME FORKS, PERHAPS MUSLIM FORKS? MAYBE WE CANNOT BE SURE BACK TO YOU PHIL.
MSNBC can confirm that this silverware is halal

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

NPR reporters are tweeting about how embarrassed they are about the spectacle. I might donate because of that :unsmith:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Joementum posted:

Lets just hope they didn't have a mop sink.

Ha!

Completely forgot about that controversy.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Sorry cat and dog lovers, the bison is now the national mammal of the US.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Apparently one woman took her child into the crime scene.

az
Dec 2, 2005

So why isn't the police on the scene throwing them out already? Case of the fuckits?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

follow that camel!! posted:

Generally police are trained that once you leave a scene, your ability to collect evidence is finished. You can't put up tape and lock the door and still think your chain of custody is intact when you come back the next day. Once you leave, you're done. That said, not a lawyer and while my crime scene experience includes plenty of murders, nothing with this level of visibility.

The house is full of FBI evidence forms that the reporters are showing off too.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Luigi Thirty posted:

The house is full of FBI evidence forms that the reporters are showing off too.

Oh come on! Someone has got to be charged for this.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

FourLeaf posted:

Apparently one woman took her child into the crime scene.

They probably thought they could snag a few Christmas gifts.

They will likely leave disappointed.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Luigi Thirty posted:

The house is full of FBI evidence forms that the reporters are showing off too.

What the actual gently caress? :stare:

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


pathetic little tramp posted:

AND IN THIS DRAWER WE SEE SOME FORKS, PERHAPS MUSLIM FORKS? MAYBE WE CANNOT BE SURE BACK TO YOU PHIL.

Bring back the Will.I.Am Hologram and get his take on this.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Back to our Islam expert, the esteemed Paul Wolfowitz

Paul, what do you make of this apartment

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

JT Jag posted:

Back to our Islam expert, the esteemed Paul Wolfowitz

Paul, what do you make of this apartment

well it's clearly very muslim

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

sean10mm posted:

What the actual gently caress? :stare:

The person that tweeted them is currently in the process of nuking their Twitter I think.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
We should raid the fridge where we will be greeted as liberators.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
"Obviously as you can see from this shaggy run here that they mostly performed their prayers in the bathroom"

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