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This is a fantastic groomsman gift and an instant excuse to show your underwear to a bridesmaid.
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is a fantastic groomsman gift and an instant excuse to show your underwear to a bridesmaid. No one's the size of a blimp either so thats a nice added bonus.
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Dec 7, 2015 03:17
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Hubby is the worst word. Except maybe "preggers" "Hubby" and "wifey" piss me off to no end.
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Dec 7, 2015 03:19
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What's worse: "wifey" or "the Mrs."? trick question if you say either kill you are self
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Dec 7, 2015 03:23
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Memento posted:What's worse: "wifey" or "the Mrs."? "The old lady"
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The Ape of Naples posted:"The old lady" Awww, I say old lady. I always thought that had some weird, salt-of-the-earth sorta charm. Wifey and Hubby just sound like baby speak to me which is just dumb for adults to be using.
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"My better half" "Her indoors" "The old ball and chain" "She who must be obeyed" (Although I like this one as it is a reference to Rumpole of the Bailey)
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Thump! posted:Awww, I say old lady. I always thought that had some weird, salt-of-the-earth sorta charm. Wifey and Hubby just sound like baby speak to me which is just dumb for adults to be using. Fair enough. Can we all agree on "the oval office?" Edit: For the record, I'm divorced.
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Dec 7, 2015 03:41
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Mrs d8 and I refer to each other as "the old blister".
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The Ape of Naples posted:Fair enough. Can we all agree on "the oval office?"  Where the hell are you from that people regularly refer to their wives as "the oval office", anyways? dee eight posted:Mrs d8 and I refer to each other as "the old blister". Whole lotta new and weird terms for talking to significant others tonight.
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Dec 7, 2015 03:44
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Straight people are the worst.
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Thump! posted:
LeJackal posted:Straight people are the worst.
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LeJackal posted:Straight people are the worst. Yeah actually.
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please dont doxx my wife/husband
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Memento posted:What's worse: "wifey" or "the Mrs."? An old warrior king is challenged by another warrior to combat. The challenger says to the king "We fight outside the castle gate at noon, and bring your battle axe down with you". The king responds, "I'll be there, but usually she stays in her throne when I go out."
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Dec 7, 2015 04:00
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Snapchat A Titty posted:please dont doxx my wifey/hubby
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Memento posted:What's worse: "wifey" or "the Mrs."? Any time a married man tells and anecdote about "the wife" it's inevitably awful.
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Dec 7, 2015 04:01
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I am not married but I'm just afraid something will kick in and just referring to my wife as 'my wife' will pull out a borat accent. People will say did you just do borat? In TYOOL 20XX?
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Krinkle posted:I am not married but I'm just afraid something will kick in and just referring to my wife as 'my wife' will pull out a borat accent. People will say did you just do borat? In TYOOL 20XX? You know a joke is good when your dad's wifey tells it to you for the 40th time.
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Dec 7, 2015 04:08
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I call her Pegasus. Because she is imaginary
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Knock her up and she'll be Pregasus.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Knock her up and she'll be Pregasus. gently caress off, brony.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Hubby is the worst word. Except maybe "preggers" I've been hearing "wifey" lately. It makes me cringe more than hubby does. Although hubby is pretty terrible. KoRMaK posted:PYF, killin it again in the "doesnt get out and talk to real life people" arena. Do you get out and talk to real people? Cause I think you need practice. Bored has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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PYF, killin it again in the "doesnt get out and talk to real life people" arena. And then filling in the miniature of their own un-remarkable context.
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KoRMaK posted:PYF, killin it again in the "doesnt get out and talk to real life people" arena. I'm sorry to hear that your circle of friends are all hubbies and wifeys.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I'm sorry to hear that your circle of friends are all hubbies and wifeys. Don't forget their crotchspawn
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Lol if you don't have Enrique call Julio to watch your crotchspawn.
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My then gf, now fiance, routinely, "accidentally", texted me "hey hubby blah blah" and then "lol whoops I meant 'honey' lol" before we got engaged. Made me want to beat her with a baseball bat. The fact that I didn't beat her with a baseball bat meant that I must love her so we got engaged. PYF goon true love story.
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Dec 7, 2015 06:20
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I just refer to the person I'm in a relationship by his name, seems to work just fine 
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Dec 7, 2015 06:28
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But... Say his name is Kevin... There's like a million Kevins in the world. That must get really confusing.
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The older Danzig gets, the more he looks like Sigourney Weaver 
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I personally get around that problem by being the only person in the entire world with my name. There is a boat that shares my name but although I am covered in barnacles and smell like sea weed i'm pretty hard to confuse for a boat.
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RCarr posted:But... Say his name is Kevin... There's like a million Kevins in the world. That must get really confusing. I just realized I don't know any Kevins. That's actually quite strange.
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Thump! posted:Awww, I say old lady. I always thought that had some weird, salt-of-the-earth sorta charm. Wifey and Hubby just sound like baby speak to me which is just dumb for adults to be using. I've never understood why "my old lady" refers to ones wife but "My old man" refers to one's father.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I personally get around that problem by being the only person in the entire world with my name. Just because kids on the playground call you Titanic, it doesn't make it your legal name.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I personally get around that problem by being the only person in the entire world with my name. Nice to meet you, E. Valdez.
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