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Necc0 posted:She looks cute imo Cute, and willing to drill your rear end like a Texan on an oil rig.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 00:31 |
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she's cute in a couplke of the pics but the rest she does that "i'm poly agender tumblr" thing where they go out of their way to make themselves incredibly unattractive
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 00:35 |
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The new website is dogshit - I can't even tell if someone was last online yesterday or 4 years ago now. Can you view login dates/times with A-list?
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 00:37 |
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Please eat booty
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:45 |
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EugeneJ posted:The new website is dogshit - I can't even tell if someone was last online yesterday or 4 years ago now. i think you can only see it on the app now.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:48 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:she's cute in a couplke of the pics but the rest she does that "i'm poly agender tumblr" thing where they go out of their way to make themselves incredibly unattractive "relationship anarchist"
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:50 |
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MrYenko posted:Cute, and willing to drill your rear end like a Texan on an oil rig. Someone give this woman my phone # please
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 05:28 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:i think you can only see it on the app now. Mouse over the dot next to their username.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:01 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:http://pastebin.com/DHRrab0s A+ read.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:09 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:http://pastebin.com/DHRrab0s Would disappoint her with my not 8 inch dong
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:09 |
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:I did not want to online date but I signed up for OkCupid because of a single profile that caught my eye. He messaged me back and now I'll be deleting my profile.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 11:17 |
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Shumagorath posted:Mouse over the dot next to their username. Good looks
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 17:39 |
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Isn't curvy goonette a dude anyway?
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:39 |
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drat she looks like she is in her mid to late 30s on her 22nd birthday. I guess pegging dudes takes years off your life.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:07 |
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vyst posted:Would disappoint her with my not 8 inch dong i think you misunderstood which of them was "receiving" that 8 inch dong. in their bunghole.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:07 |
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I just realized that guy's smoking an e-cig, isn't he?
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 19:20 |
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Marketing New Brain posted:I guess pegging dudes takes years off your life. I thought Pegging was when you get home from work, and your wife takes all the money out of your wallet and goes shopping?
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:09 |
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The Zombie Guy posted:I thought Pegging was when you get home from work, and your wife takes all the money out of your wallet and goes shopping? Man, the opening credits from The Jetsons were more explicit than I'd realized
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 20:20 |
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loquacius posted:Man, the opening credits from The Jetsons were more explicit than I'd realized *watching the opening credits of Married With Children and Al Bundy hands a 20 dollar bill to his wife* Haha Peg'd again!
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 23:11 |
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Okay.. So lets filter the Fishes that can't handle this shark... I am a very emotionally driven woman. I love deep, laugh hard and get hurt easily. If you're with me and are committed I will be the most loyal and caring person you've ever met. I'm not superficial and don't required a lot of flattery in the form of gifts. But I am needy when it comes to physical affections. I love hand holding and cuddling and walking side by side with your arm wrapped around me. I hate talking on the phone but love getting aa text or many every day. Another negative of me... I do consider myself to be the female version of Shallow Hal.. I have really bad habit of judging people by there appearances. And if there is not an initial physical attraction I don't uaualy message them... I'm a hypocrite I know. I do have an infant daughter. She will be 1 soon and she does come first. So if I can't find child care I would hope a man who is interested would understand why I cannot meet at that current time. I have met people online in person before and am willing to do so again but it takes me.a.minute.to become comfortable with people. So I hope you have a bit of patience. I promise there are good things about me.. But I directed this section more towards filtering the ones who don't want to deal with a woman who puts it all out there.. So if you're still interested in getting to know me.. Please feel free to message me.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 03:46 |
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tbh the biggest turn off here is using a reference to an awful 15-year-old jack black romantic comedy to explain a fairly normal human response of wanting to date attractive peeps.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 03:54 |
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I'm also a big fan of this metaphorquote:lets filter the Fishes that can't handle this shark... I mean of course it has the underlying attitude of "if we don't get along it is of course your fault because you Can't Handle me, and if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best, sorry not sorry lol" but that's nothing new. The fish/shark metaphor just adds an additional layer of creepy to it. Because the implication is that if you stay away from the metaphorical shark, you are lesser and worthy of judgment because you Can't Handle being around a metaphorical predator who wants to metaphorically murder you. There's an impressive lack of self-awareness there if nothing else.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 04:07 |
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call me old fashioned but i like the paradigm of dating where you put your best self forward and agree to go along with the polite social fiction that you're both completely well-adjusted, self-actualized human beings and only slowly find out all the ways you're both fundamentally broken people months down the road. the first few dates are like job interviews. you tell them you're a self-motivated multitasker and know all the applications real good, then wait till you're hired on to mess around posting on the something awful dot com forums
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 04:17 |
I want my relationships to be like looking in a mirror: I am a 2/10 and you are a 10/2
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 05:53 |
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Otisburg posted:call me old fashioned but i like the paradigm of dating where you put your best self forward and agree to go along with the polite social fiction that you're both completely well-adjusted, self-actualized human beings and only slowly find out all the ways you're both fundamentally broken people months down the road.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 08:44 |
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Otisburg posted:call me old fashioned but i like the paradigm of dating where you put your best self forward and agree to go along with the polite social fiction that you're both completely well-adjusted, self-actualized human beings and only slowly find out all the ways you're both fundamentally broken people months down the road. Same. Listen I know I'm poo poo, and you're poo poo, and we will be poo poo together, but let's just pretend for a little while. I can't date with both eyes open, that would be such a downer.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 08:53 |
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 10:36 |
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IDK what's supposed to be "wrong" with this one, she's cute and chill/funny/upbeat enough to have a decent quip about being wheelchair-bound.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 10:42 |
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She's cool
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 11:58 |
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Wet it up
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 12:16 |
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Idgi she seems cute and cool? Also charge your loving phone Jesus
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 17:00 |
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Built like a traffic cone, that one.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 17:01 |
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MrYenko posted:Built like a traffic cone, that one. she looks like a squidbillies character
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:53 |
Captain Yossarian posted:Idgi she seems cute and cool? Also charge your loving phone Jesus It doesn't need charging til the phone shuts itself down But really she is a qt
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:56 |
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she looks like an alien wearing a mask, op
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:56 |
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I'd take her for a spin
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:04 |
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wtf kind of name is kayleen
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:05 |
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It only really works in my head if the voice saying it has a Southern accent
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:09 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:wtf kind of name is kayleen post ur given name so we can sit in judgement as to whether it is better or worse as a name than "kayleen."
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:11 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:wtf kind of name is kayleen It's a perfectly cromulent name.
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