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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Haschel Cedricson posted:

I've never understood why "my old lady" refers to ones wife but "My old man" refers to one's father.

You're looking for "My old lord".

:britain:

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ozz81 posted:

The older Danzig gets, the more he looks like Sigourney Weaver



Steven Tyler Syndrome - Famous man gets old, turns into middle-aged woman.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Chard posted:

Just call everyone comrade, problem solved :ussr:

Agreed, comrade. Using pet names for your partner is bourgeois as heck.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Chard posted:

Just call everyone comrade, problem solved :ussr:

да, Товарищ

poo poo

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Relevant.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

beato posted:

Relevant.


mulkvisti (n.)

1. (vulgar, slang) rear end in a top hat, prick (someone unpleasant, rude or annoying)

…checks out.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Haschel Cedricson posted:

I've never understood why "my old lady" refers to ones wife but "My old man" refers to one's father.

Humanity is one big Oedipus complex.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Ape of Naples posted:

What affectations do you use?

Someone would have to love him and be loved in return, first.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




DudeGoofyGuy posted:

Just because kids on the playground call you Titanic, it doesn't make it your legal name.

How dare you insult the Lord Sovereign Queen of England

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Le Tits Now, talk about an epic meme.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Hubby is the worst word. Except maybe "preggers"

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




fullroundaction posted:

PYF goon true love story.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3186865

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Even better on second read :golfclap:

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


BrigadierSensible posted:

"She who must be obeyed" (Although I like this one as it is a reference to Rumpole of the Bailey)

Actually, it's a reference to H. Rider Haggard originally.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RyokoTK posted:

Le Tits Now, talk about an epic meme.

It's "Let It Snow". :colbert:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's "Let It Snow". :colbert:

It's either complete morons or an excuse to have "tits now" soaped on your front windows.

Look like a drat frat house.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cool, you found Sean Connery's house

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's "Let It Snow". :colbert:

Oh, thanks.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's "Let It Snow". :colbert:

My immersion :gonk:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

I just got that joke

Ozz81 posted:

Cool, you found Sean Connery's house

Also, this joke. That is a good joke

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Ozz81 posted:

Cool, you found Sean Connery's house

"I'll take 'Le Tits Now' for 500"

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Bloody Cat Farm posted:

"I'll take 'Le Tits Now' for 500"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIVYHL4NR0

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Hahaha holy poo poo. I didn't know that one actually existed. I thought I knew them all!

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Clarity!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Bloody Cat Farm posted:

Hahaha holy poo poo. I didn't know that one actually existed. I thought I knew them all!

It was the 40th anniversary show so it's relatively new. Here's the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImaYMoTi2g8

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

Gotta blast!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Your Vegeta may be allergic to bananas. Hope this helps.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



titties posted:

It was the 40th anniversary show so it's relatively new. Here's the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImaYMoTi2g8

It figures, SNL is only funny when they bring back the funny people. Nifty.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SNL the last 2 or 3 seasons has been mostly funny. The recent gosling ep was v good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkrpvCs-kfE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE

KoRMaK has a new favorite as of 01:55 on Dec 10, 2015

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

The original.



Worth how much per pound?

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

whiteyfats posted:

Worth how much per pound?

On the meat market or the soap market?

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RillAkBea posted:

On the meat market or the soap market?

Cheeto smelling soap.

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