Jerseychat 2012: Nike Edition

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TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Randy Moss or John Randle

# ? Dec 4, 2015 22:11

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:14

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

R.D. Mangles posted:

In the late '90s/early 2000s every team with decent throwbacks went to the same awful generic navy blue: the patriots, the bills, the Brewers. You should have to have a special permit to change your team colors to generic navy blue.

The contrast between how good the old Brewers unis are and how horrible their current ones are is unreal

# ? Dec 4, 2015 22:39

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Speaking of which, who should I get on my Raiders away jersey?

Carr, Cooper, Mack or go old school and get Stabler?

# ? Dec 4, 2015 22:47

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Speaking of which, who should I get on my Raiders away jersey?

Carr, Cooper, Mack or go old school and get Stabler?

The answer is Bo and will always be Bo. You get the Black Bo Jackson and you close your wallet.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 22:56

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

C. Everett Koop posted:

The answer is Bo and will always be Bo. You get the Black Bo Jackson and you close your wallet.

Oh man I do need to get a Bo home jersey.

Because it's Bo.

# ? Dec 4, 2015 22:59

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Speaking of which, who should I get on my Raiders away jersey?

Carr, Cooper, Mack or go old school and get Stabler?

Sea-bass.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 02:31

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Ray Guy.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 02:39

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Woodson.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 03:23

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Marinovich

# ? Dec 5, 2015 04:10

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MrLogan posted:

Sea-bass.

if i was a raiders fan i'd have a closet full of seabass jerseys.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 04:33

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Pops Mgee posted:

Woodson.

That's the home jersey he already owns.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 19:17

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yeah, I've already got a home Woodson jersey.

But I'm probably gonna get a Jackson one too.

Is Seabass the only kicker in the league worth buying a jersey of? Cuz who doesn't love The Big Polish Leg.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 19:19

pizza valentine: Sep 19, 2007; DON'T FAKE THE FUNK; Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Yeah, I've already got a home Woodson jersey.

But I'm probably gonna get a Jackson one too.

Is Seabass the only kicker in the league worth buying a jersey of? Cuz who doesn't love The Big Polish Leg.

Phil Dawson, he was even signed by the Raiders!

# ? Dec 5, 2015 19:25

Epi Lepi: Oct 29, 2009; You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants

My buddy is a Jets fan and he got his first jersey last year. He got Folk because who else on last years team was even worth it?

# ? Dec 5, 2015 20:02

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Epi Lepi posted:

My buddy is a Jets fan and he got his first jersey last year. He got Folk because who else on last years team was even worth it?

Wilkerson

# ? Dec 5, 2015 20:14

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

MrLogan posted:

That's the home jersey he already owns.

Get another one.
Woodson owns.

# ? Dec 5, 2015 23:18

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Yeah, I've already got a home Woodson jersey.

But I'm probably gonna get a Jackson one too.

Is Seabass the only kicker in the league worth buying a jersey of? Cuz who doesn't love The Big Polish Leg.

Seabass is a respectable pick. If you go the throwback route I'd go with Tim Brown

# ? Dec 5, 2015 23:19

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Yeah, I've already got a home Woodson jersey.

But I'm probably gonna get a Jackson one too.

Is Seabass the only kicker in the league worth buying a jersey of? Cuz who doesn't love The Big Polish Leg.

Steven Hauschka is worthwhile for Hawks fans, I'd say.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 01:57

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Kevin Huber is the best. IMO,

# ? Dec 6, 2015 03:32

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Chichevache posted:

Steven Hauschka is worthwhile for Hawks fans, I'd say.

Hawks fans have the most time-proof jersey possible, though. who doesn't want to get a fresh Nike "12 FAN" jersey?

# ? Dec 6, 2015 04:33

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

shiksa posted:

Hawks fans have the most time-proof jersey possible, though. who doesn't want to get a fresh Nike "12 FAN" jersey?

Adults

# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:01

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Yeah, I've already got a home Woodson jersey.

But I'm probably gonna get a Jackson one too.

Is Seabass the only kicker in the league worth buying a jersey of? Cuz who doesn't love The Big Polish Leg.

If we sign King to a long term deal, I might buy his jersey to go with my Lechler jersey. Depends on if he or Jon Condo get extended first.

# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:31

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Yeah, I've already got a home Woodson jersey.

But I'm probably gonna get a Jackson one too.

Is Seabass the only kicker in the league worth buying a jersey of? Cuz who doesn't love The Big Polish Leg.

Robbie "Good as" Gould until today

# ? Dec 7, 2015 05:36

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Yeah, I've already got a home Woodson jersey.

But I'm probably gonna get a Jackson one too.

Is Seabass the only kicker in the league worth buying a jersey of? Cuz who doesn't love The Big Polish Leg.

He's retired now but at Lions games Jason Hanson jerseys are second only to Barry Sanders.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:07

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Henchman of Santa posted:

He's retired now but at Lions games Jason Hanson jerseys are second only to Barry Sanders.

No poo poo? That's kind of awesome

# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:59

Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

The Hanson jersey is a subtle way of telling others how long you've been suffering.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:08

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Anals of History posted:

The Hanson jersey is a subtle way of telling others how long you've been suffering.

is that like Browns fans having Kosar jerseys?

# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:18

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

DJExile posted:

is that like Browns fans having Kosar jerseys?

Sort of. Jim Brown jerseys.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 06:54

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Nike unvieled the pro-bowl uniforms

honestly I like them, they feel classy

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...amming-national

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:29

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Febreeze posted:

Nike unvieled the pro-bowl uniforms

honestly I like them, they feel classy

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...amming-national

drat, those are sick.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:30

The Notorious ZSB: Apr 19, 2004; I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Febreeze posted:

Nike unvieled the pro-bowl uniforms

honestly I like them, they feel classy

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...amming-national

Well thats a significant improvement over what they trotted out last year.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:35

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Hockles posted:

Sort of. Jim Brown jerseys.

Jim Brown is more equivalent to Barry ones, but even sadder because of how long ago he played.

I've seen my share of Phil Dawson jerseys though. I even saw a Dave Zastudil one once.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 02:24

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Vapor Untouchable

# ? Dec 9, 2015 03:21

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Febreeze posted:

Nike unvieled the pro-bowl uniforms

honestly I like them, they feel classy

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...amming-national

I like how they've already assumed neither the Niners or Cowboys will be in the Super Bowl :v:

# ? Dec 9, 2015 06:51

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Bucs color rush starting to trickle out. Will be officially announced tomorrow at halftime I believe.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 16:30

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

Bucs color rush starting to trickle out. Will be officially announced tomorrow at halftime I believe.

That looks a lot better than the last one I saw, but I have zero faith that these aren't going to be horrible.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 16:48

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Every Bucs uniform will look like hot garbage until they change that font.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 16:51

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Every Bucs uniform will look like hot garbage until they change that font.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the font or the new unis in general. I hate that they changed the pewter color. Now it's more of a gunmetal gray.

These were the best

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Dec 9, 2015

# ? Dec 9, 2015 16:56

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Every Bucs uniform will look like hot garbage until they change that font.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 17:02

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:14

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

The deep red is nice (though the creamsicles were far and away the best), but yeah that alarm clock font has to go.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 17:06

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