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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Reid is our best player by an incredible distance, we're hosed.

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

ukle posted:

I think you are misunderstanding how bad Lerner is, although he doesn't have day to day responsibility of running the club into the ground anymore he is bound to have a lot of say over who is manager. Garde will be gone in February if he hasn't turned it around by then, assuming he gets to buy 1 or 2 players in January (needs 11 new ones tbh).

I've been cheerleading Randy Lerner is a spastic for years and years and even I don't think he's mental enough to sack 2 managers in one season

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Avram Grant for Swansea omfg

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Spangly A posted:

Reid is our best player by an incredible distance, we're hosed.

Dimitri Payet, how soon we forget thee

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

chuggo is BACK posted:

Avram Grant for Swansea omfg

yes YES YES

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Bogan Krkic posted:

Dimitri Payet, how soon we forget thee

Payet's our best attacking player but we step down from him to Lanzini. Reid's replacement is moving Tomka back central and playing Jenkinson again, with zero depth.

And I'd say best even if that wasn't the case. Reid owns m8.

chuggo is BACK posted:

Avram Grant for Swansea omfg

bye swans

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

chuggo is BACK posted:

Avram Grant for Swansea omfg

WHY! Surely there could have been someone better.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I don't buy it.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Are there many brothels in Swansea?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Fan of Britches

Barry Shitpeas posted:

Are there many brothels in Swansea?

Well yeah, thats how sassasins mam has kept the heating bills paid during the winter months, and also why sassasin is always broke.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Barry Shitpeas posted:

Are there many brothels in Swansea?


Yeah but in Wales they just call it a house

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Garde will resign before he is sacked.

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!

RideTheSpiral posted:

Yeah but in Wales they just call it a house
Come on now, let's keep it locationally relevant. They call it a farm.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Barry Shitpeas posted:

Are there many brothels in Swansea?

And yeah there are actually, but a few of them have been shut down by the police.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Frankston posted:

And yeah there are actually, but a few of them have been shut down by the police.

There was a sheep brothel shut down somewhere around Cardiff earlier this year.

But yeah there's plenty of Polish girls earning a living in Swansea these days.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

There was a sheep brothel shut down somewhere around Cardiff earlier this year.

But yeah there's plenty of Polish girls earning a living in Swansea these days.

I want you to click this because you will enjoy it

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/cardiff_brothels

This is an FOI request into brothels in cardiff. I'm sure now we've all seen what an interactive FOI request to the police on brothels looks like (404 incidence responses btw), dear Avram can helpfully use this to, as I'm sure you hope, get absolutely hosed.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Blue Star Error posted:

I've been cheerleading Randy Lerner is a spastic for years and years and even I don't think he's mental enough to sack 2 managers in one season

We sacked like 4 in a season and got promoted, New Manager Bouncy Castle is a sustainable model.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...k-a6768426.html

Please let this be true and please go, Giggs.

It'd probably be a disaster if he got the Utd job right after LVG. Let's see what he can do elsewhere first.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I'm sure Swnsea are dead keen to speak to a cardiff lad with no experience to take over

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHNXzIS21Ho


tip top bantz

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

sassassin posted:

I'm sure Swnsea are dead keen to speak to a cardiff lad with no experience to take over

Avram Grant or Giggs?

Swansea have usually been pretty savvy hiring managers but the current ones being linked are pretty :wtf:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I hope Giggs takes over at Man United and is as successful as Garry Monk was at Swansea.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
I guess after the Avram Grant line of discussion we have to follow suit and ask if Giggs has a a lot of in-laws in Wales.

I suspect yes.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Ewar Woowar posted:

Avram Grant or Giggs?

Swansea have usually been pretty savvy hiring managers but the current ones being linked are pretty :wtf:

Pickings are a bit slim right now. This isn't a good time to shop for a new manager. Who realistically would go to Swansea who hasn't already been mentioned? Plus, does Swansea have enough money to pay the compensation necessary to poach a manager currently at another club?

vyelkin posted:

I hope Giggs takes over at Man United and is as successful as Garry Monk was at Swansea.

I don't want Man-U to break their points record. In fact, I would rather have Giggs fail at everything.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
In other "please be true, please go" news: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3355194/Wayne-Rooney-offered-75m-join-Sven-Goran-Eriksson-Chinese-Super-League.html

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

You're loving embarrassing. Have a word with yourself.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Brony Car posted:

Pickings are a bit slim right now. This isn't a good time to shop for a new manager. Who realistically would go to Swansea who hasn't already been mentioned? Plus, does Swansea have enough money to pay the compensation necessary to poach a manager currently at another club?

Some of the names I've heard through the fans trust have been pretty exciting but to be honest I don't think they hear anything more than the average man at the pub from the board these days.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

serious gaylord posted:

You're loving embarrassing. Have a word with yourself.

Hahaha. If you say so mate.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Brony Car posted:

Pickings are a bit slim right now. This isn't a good time to shop for a new manager. Who realistically would go to Swansea who hasn't already been mentioned? Plus, does Swansea have enough money to pay the compensation necessary to poach a manager currently at another club?


I don't want Man-U to break their points record. In fact, I would rather have Giggs fail at everything.

Redknapp's free

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
I mean in the sense that he's available

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

chuggo is BACK posted:

I mean in the sense that he's available

Foreign Myth Harry Redknapp.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

chuggo is BACK posted:

Redknapp's free

Poor old Rosie, she's Welsh now

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


i don't know villa players well so i had to look up why these were funny for everyone besides grealish. they were, however, quite funny. cheers

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

chuggo is BACK posted:

Redknapp's free

I think Swansea run too tight of a financial ships to work with Harry Redknapp.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Brony Car posted:

I think Swansea run too tight of a financial ships to work with Harry Redknapp.

You say this but Laudrup

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

PirateBob posted:

Hahaha. If you say so mate.

He's right.

Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen
United have the following defenders injured atm: Smalling, Jones, Rojo, Shaw, Darmian, Valencia.

The only senior guy still standing is the midfielder who was converted to a CB this season and has looked ropey as hell the last couple of games.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Lot 49 posted:

United have the following defenders injured atm: Smalling, Jones, Rojo, Shaw, Darmian, Valencia.

Keep the list going, PirateBob's approaching the vinegar strokes.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Keep the list going, PirateBob's approaching the vinegar strokes.

Jesus christ. Just shut the gently caress up.

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lol, but talk about football, not each other, thanks.

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