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gently caress at least mine sounded like they had a job and did something useful.
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darth cookie posted:There is a non zero chance that dog has been violated. The initiation from pet to witchdog familiar isn't for the feint of heart.
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I read an article about Siren tonight and it sounds like it was written by and for the last two profiles. Confirm/Deny?
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Dec 12, 2015 19:25
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They always look exactly like you expect them to.
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Dec 12, 2015 21:02
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goon scavenger hunt: find a dating site profile featuring conventionally attractive, seemingly well-adjusted person who is actively engaged in education, employment, or training appropriate to their age and circumstances... and also openly identifies as "poly." good luck
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Dec 12, 2015 21:10
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Last night I saw a 27yo chick who is working on a PhD, has shots of her in a bikini(and rocking it) , mentions deadlifts & bar games as things they enjoy, and are in a open relationship. I almost linked it cause even I was loving shocked but didn't wanna goon rush the profile. Primary profile pic LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Dec 12, 2015 |
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Dec 12, 2015 21:19
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LethalGeek posted:Last night I saw a 27yo chick who is working on a PhD, has shots of her in a bikini(and rocking it) , mentions deadlifts & bar games as things they enjoy, and are in a open relationship. I almost linked it cause even I was loving shocked but didn't wanna goon rush the profile. I refuse to believe that this person exists.
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Dec 12, 2015 21:43
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Isn't the caveat that poly means broken but open relationship means looking to trade up?
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Dec 12, 2015 21:58
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Dec 12, 2015 22:49
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LethalGeek posted:Last night I saw a 27yo chick who is working on a PhD, has shots of her in a bikini(and rocking it) , mentions deadlifts & bar games as things they enjoy, and are in a open relationship. I almost linked it cause even I was loving shocked but didn't wanna goon rush the profile. Not even going to link to whichever site she cams on? Rude.
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Marketing New Brain posted:Not even going to link to whichever site she cams on? Rude. Would spend credits to see her pooper
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Dec 12, 2015 23:45
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LethalGeek posted:Last night I saw a 27yo chick who is working on a PhD , has shots of her in a bikini(and rocking it) , mentions deadlifts & bar games as things they enjoy, and are in a open relationship. I almost linked it cause even I was loving shocked but didn't wanna goon rush the profile. Emphasis mine. Irreparably broken.
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Dec 13, 2015 00:05
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I dunno, I'm seeing a woman off OKC who's married "in an open relationship," has a master's degree and a job approximately in the field, and is imo smoking hot. Probably atypical but they do exist.
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Dec 13, 2015 09:07
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dating a woman who is in an open relationship sounds like an ace way to acquire a sexually transmitted infection
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Dec 13, 2015 09:10
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Isn't this the crux of it? Someone somewhere must thing these landwhales are attractive, otherwise how could they be in a relationship of any kind, let alone an open one.
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Scientastic posted:Isn't this the crux of it? Someone somewhere must thing these landwhales are attractive, otherwise how could they be in a relationship of any kind, let alone an open one. They aren't really attracted to them for the most part, they are usually just as desperately unfuckable and that's all they can get.
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Dec 13, 2015 09:51
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That's why I qualified the criteria with conventionally attractive.
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Otisburg posted:goon scavenger hunt: Ok, so she didn't out and out use the P-word, but while searching for conventionally attractive non-monogamous women within 50 miles (since San Fran is only 20 miles away ha ha), I came across a unicorn. quote:My self-summary  How her inbox isn't full to bursting with garbage, I don't know. There was another promising candidate who was out-and-out poly AND a swinger who seemed sane until she tipped her hand and let everyone know she has "synesthesia. Four forms of it. Look it up." im cute fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Dec 13, 2015 |
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good find, paco650. she's attractive in a plausible enough way with normal enough interests that i believe it's not a bot or camgirl kind of thing. not according to hoyle "poly" since to read her profile there's no guy/gal weeping into his/her pillow while she havin' fun, but definitely a rare unicorn find
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Dec 13, 2015 10:23
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paco650 posted:unicorn This is a bait profile for a serial killer hth.
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darth cookie posted:This is a bait profile for a serial killer hth. remember a bunch of pages back the girl who's profile was literally "i will murder u" but she was real sweet about it? 
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Dec 13, 2015 10:46
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Yes and im durnk enough to go there.
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paco650 posted:Ok, so she didn't out and out use the P-word, but while searching for conventionally attractive non-monogamous women within 50 miles (since San Fran is only 20 miles away ha ha), I came across a unicorn. Try using GIS.
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Meatgrinder posted:Try using GIS. What good is making a map? e: oh... google image search
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Dec 13, 2015 13:29
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So she has five identical twin sisters (with different ages) in California, don't sextupletshame.
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Otisburg posted:remember a bunch of pages back the girl who's profile was literally "i will murder u" but she was real sweet about it? Yes and I am a ghost now thanks
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Dec 13, 2015 15:17
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how come all the gorgeous women that like me/like me back end up having garbage pay jobs like social work...
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Groovelord Neato posted:how come all the gorgeous women that like me/like me back end up having garbage pay jobs like social work... They don't like you its their job to be nice to retards
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Dec 13, 2015 15:25
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hmmm that makes a lot of sense.
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Dec 13, 2015 15:38
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do they work out of the home?
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Confident, compassionate, easy going, insightful, progressive, assertive, hilarious, real life super saiyan, and just damned adorable. I'm a freelance graphics designer. The "work 9-5 for someone else" thing was lame & boring, so I run my own graphics design studio that specializes in being myself and I just happen to make a living off of it. When I actually decide to get away from the computer, I enjoy crossfit, yoga & pilates, reading, writing, drawing, any and all museums, piano, & traveling. I also spend my precious and irretrievable time on metaphysics, astrophysics, neurology, and various other sciences; psychology, astrology, philosophy, meditation, and other hippie tendencies. Please keep your religion, your children, and your religious children away from me. I've already entered eternal tsukuyomi and accepted Madara Uchiha as my lord and savior. The calendar says 2015 but my heart says 2005. Not easily impressed. Erotic, yet uninterested. This is probably how Prince feels. White girls will never be powerful enough to defeat me.
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Otisburg posted:do they work out of the home? Lol 
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Meatgrinder posted:Try using GIS. Aw poo poo. I knew unicorns weren't real. computer parts posted:Confident, compassionate, easy going, insightful, progressive, assertive, hilarious, real life super saiyan, and just damned adorable. Taking odds on whether this bald-faced motherfucker's first and only reference for Tsukuyomi is an anime or manga, and which one is it: YuGiOh, or Naruto.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Cummies
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paco650 posted:Aw poo poo. I knew unicorns weren't real. The 600 series had rubber skin and used "model-hot" profile pics. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human , and they've learned to go for a more plausible "office-hot". Very hard to spot. quote:Taking odds on whether this bald-faced motherfucker's first and only reference for Tsukuyomi is an anime or manga, and which one is it: YuGiOh, or Naruto. what, you don't believe this person has a sincerely held belief in shintoism?
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quote:My self-summary: Hmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmery hmm. Surely admitting to using drugs on this public internet profile while I'm going through a divorce and custody battle will not hurt me in any way. No sirree, not at all 
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paco650 posted:Aw poo poo. I knew unicorns weren't real. It's Naruto. Trap sprung or whatever.
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Otisburg posted:remember a bunch of pages back the girl who's profile was literally "i will murder u" but she was real sweet about it? Was it or are you talking about the girl from OKC that had that whole photo album of how she was going to drag your (dead? drugged?) body along on some train adventure or whatever and then bury you in the woods and that would be a good first date? DenizenKane posted:It's Naruto. Trap sprung or whatever. Huh, I thought it might have been Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase (月詠 Tsukuyomi?) is a manga series by Keitarō Arima about a young vampire girl named Hazuki and a Japanese freelance photographer Kouhei Morioka whom Hazuki attempts to make into her servant.
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