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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Subjunctive posted:

I'm trying to figure out how it could happen given how mixers operate, and nothin'. Guessing staged.

It looks like it's two different kinds of idk the word, "mixer sticks". One was narrow and had thick wires, the other was wider and had thinner wires. So the wide thin one got caught up &c..

Not sure though.

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Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!
^^ yeah that

Subjunctive posted:

I'm trying to figure out how it could happen given how mixers operate, and nothin'. Guessing staged.

It looks to me like they are two separate beaters, I'm thinking they lost one and just shoved a manual whisk into the hole assuming they'd just work.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



"Beaters"! Thanks :)

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Jesus. Ours were almost the same at the time, but they had liek a rubber thing around so you couldn't fall out or piss between the wagons. Hence the opening of doors. Several years later I did piss in a bag in plain view of a mom and her kids, though I did turn my back. Being in your early 20s is quite something.

PYF public urination stories. When I lived in Japan, I once went with some friends to go skiing. Traffic was backed up to a standstill, with 4 foot tall walls of snow on either side of the road, and I had to take a leak. I jump out and start pissing on the snow bank, and immediately traffic pulls ahead like 50 metres. So I had to hold up this tour bus while I finished pissing. Just the driver, (young, female) tour guide, and front most passengers all trying not to laugh while thinking "This is exactly why we don't want more white people in this country."

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:thejoke:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Repeating the punchline isn't funny.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Dash cam owners Australia finally put up a 'best of' compilation and it's :boonie: as gently caress. I hope they make it a regular thing since their usual monthly videos can be a bit hit or miss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLFoQokmpvo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Im glad someone else caught that, cracked me up, must have gone back like 20 times

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
K-Pop Group Oh My Girl Detained at LAX After Being Mistaken for 'Sex Workers'

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/K-Pop-Group-Detained-at-LAX-After-Being-Mistaken-for-Sex-Workers-361655231.html



"According to the statement, WM Entertainment's representatives say authorities may have been suspicious because the group, who range in age from 16 to 21, was travelling with so many 'props and clothing'."

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhaIWfo3Zi4

Store Owner sets up a trap to catch a burglar. It works.

best part is the burglar holds the door open with his feet, which would have locked the cop in

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Anora posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhaIWfo3Zi4

Store Owner sets up a trap to catch a burglar. It works.

best part is the burglar holds the door open with his feet, which would have locked the cop in

Am I the only one who wishes the guy adding commentary to it gets a kick in the crotch?

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

This is most assuredly a Chicago red line train and this was only the second weirdest thing that happened, because I'm sure before this was being filmed, something else loving bizarre went down.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Cthulhuite posted:

^^ yeah that


It looks to me like they are two separate beaters, I'm thinking they lost one and just shoved a manual whisk into the hole assuming they'd just work.

They have a beater in one side and the whisk attachment, meant to be used alone, in the other side. A manual whisk would not be able to fit.

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

boner

Regalingualius posted:

Am I the only one who wishes the guy adding commentary to it gets a kick in the crotch?

Why do you feel that way?

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

KazigluBey posted:

Why do you feel that way, bro?

#kobe

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Instant winter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyn0XCibTO8

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MjgQiYyApo

Turkeys attack mailman every day

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

EKDS5k posted:

PYF public urination stories.

Between villages on patrol in Iraq, and I have to piss like you wouldn't even believe. While we were stopped in the last village, the dude in charge of my truck laughingly refused to let me swap out in the turret with someone else, telling me I'm a grown-rear end man and can piss in a bottle if need be (being a tremendous nerd and also constitutionally unable to keep my mouth shut, I got hosed with a lot).

I had to stay in the turret to keep watch and wasn't going to piss in a bottle when there were dozens of kids swarming around the convoy who could just look in the windows, and the officer we were escorting around to talk to cooperative sheiks was in a hurry so I didn't even bother trying to go piss in a corner somewhere once everyone was back. After we're a few minutes out, though, I grab a bottle, whip out my dick, and the NCO fucks with me for wanting to wave my poo poo in three dudes' faces.

I laugh and tell him "gently caress if you're uncomfortable I can climb out on the roof."

When he sarcastically tells me to go ahead, I immediately clip my rifle to the turret and rotate it off to the side; someone inside grabs my ankle as I'm climbing out and the sergeant is shouting "Lonsome! What in motherfuck are you doing get the gently caress back in the truck," but I'm already kneeling on the turret lip, straddling the .50 cal and pissing, pointedly groaning loud enough that they can hear me back down in the cabin.

By the time I've got my rear end back in the gunner swing, everyone in the truck is cracking up, the sergeant is calling me a crazy motherfucker, and the driver hit the brakes because he started swerving across the road when he looked up at me. The .50 hits me in the gut and my body whips forward, but I managed to tuck my chin and hit it with my helmet instead of my face, the dude in the back is shouting at the driver, and the gunner of the truck ahead of us is radioing back to ask what the gently caress just happened. I wound up doing a week of extra duty, not to mention getting chewed out by three different levels of leaders, but it was so totally loving worth it!

e: vvv not sure if you're serious but I had plenty of days where I would drink 8-10 liters of water and not need to piss until late night, but those usually involved long foot patrols or other kinds of physical exertion. On the other hand, rolling around in the turret all day is probably the least physically strenuous job on any active combat mission, meaning that the more-reasonable 6ish liters of consumed water would leave me sopping with sweat only under my vest and needing to piss like a racehorse every two hours or so.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Source your quote

If you're in the middle east you don't need to piss because it's all coming out your pores

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Since I don't speak Russian and never get answers in the NMD subforum, what song is this?

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

Elohssa Gib posted:

Since I don't speak Russian and never get answers in the NMD subforum, what song is this?

https://youtu.be/kr7h8crYAYQ

Holidays are Coming, from the Coca Cola adverts.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Elohssa Gib posted:

Since I don't speak Russian and never get answers in the NMD subforum, what song is this?
Coca-Cola "Holidays are coming" advertisement song.

E: God drat, beaten like a Pepsi.

E2: WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW, I HAVE THE ACTUAL VIDEO! :clint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTI_tU4xjkE

cinci zoo sniper has a new favorite as of 08:10 on Dec 14, 2015

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Dang, it sounded so neat in Russian too. I wish companies that did cool jingles like that would make full versions, though maybe leave out the actual company names.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Christ, why do people insist on mounting cabinets directly to the walls? I had to fix my fiancée mother's cabinets because they were one serving dish away from turning into this.

French Cleats assholes. Plus you can make sure they're leveled before you even hang them.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
http://i.imgur.com/WbKS1ML.webm
How?

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Broke the flush lever i'm guessing

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The automatic flush on these electronic Japanese toilets gets weirder every year

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Andre the Giant's bidet.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

The how is pretty easy to understand.

The why of the water pressure being that high on anything but a fire hydrant is beyond me.

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

Vertical bidet.

Goddamn Particle
Oct 10, 2013

Fan of Britches
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-14/funds-meant-for-islamic-state-group-found-in-laundry-court-hears/7026368

Dude trying to send money to IS gets caught when his mum finds the cash in his pocket while doing his laundry.

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

boner


As a European, is this a reference to America in any way that I might not get since I'm not plugged into your 24 hour news-cycle?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



KazigluBey posted:

As a European, is this a reference to America in any way that I might not get since I'm not plugged into your 24 hour news-cycle?

I think it's more the fact the shirt slid along the wall and wrapped itself around some dude's face like it was going to plant eggs. Otherwise, I have no idea.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

From twitter, with sound
https://twitter.com/cmorales52/status/676174451621277696

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

"Shouldn't we make sure this big heavy wooden cabinet that will be filled with heavy glass and ceramic dishes is attached to the studs?"

"Why"

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Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

KazigluBey posted:

As a European, is this a reference to America in any way that I might not get since I'm not plugged into your 24 hour news-cycle?

watch the video

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