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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

the trump tutelage posted:

lmao if you think a Trump would be a worse president than any of the other GOP contenders. The only thing that would differentiate his administration from Jeb! or Cruz or Rubio is the number of embarrassing sound bytes he'll produce.

His administration would be made up of relatively unknown political pundits. He isn't an establishment politiican, so I imagine there would be quite a few personnel differences. Of course he isn't going to be the president, so...

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Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Frankosity posted:

yeah that's an unfair comparison, those guys probably haven't filed for bankruptcy four times

They also probably don't own a Boeing 757 with their name painted on it.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i know this is way too long to be a forum subtitle but it would be a really good one

its the same poo poo but brain dead morlock is way more clever than ugly shutposter memester

Zeerust
May 1, 2008

They must have guessed, once or twice - guessed and refused to believe - that everything, always, collectively, had been moving toward that purified shape latent in the sky, that shape of no surprise, no second chance, no return.

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

They also probably don't own a Boeing 757 with their name painted on it.

is this a statement agreeing that trump does not have good business sense, because that's how i'm reading it

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
What are the odds that he has a stroke? He looks p strokey

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

They all do

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Someone made a cgi version of the Trump White House

mrmcd posted:

This is never, ever going to get built but someone has a design for a real life Orokin tower in nyc.


edit: Gizmodo has better pictures: http://gizmodo.com/this-nyc-skyscraper-design-is-like-the-chrysler-buildin-1747445141



The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Phobophilia posted:

lmao at all the fascists who think that president trump will institute welfare exclusively for the white race, when he's going to bend you over and gently caress in your cuck rear end with his enormous viagra-engorged penis

white people don't need welfare

they have jobs

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

mike12345 posted:

Someone made a cgi version of the Trump White House

I wouldn't mind having an RPG final boss as a president

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

mike12345 posted:

Someone made a cgi version of the Trump White House

Trump's aesthetic is less jrpg, unfortunately

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Zas posted:

Trump's aesthetic is less jrpg, unfortunately

I don't know, those anime 4chan guys might beg to differ

Sword and Sceptre
Jan 24, 2011

by vyelkin

Corek posted:

I don't know, those anime 4chan guys might beg to differ

You have a macklemore avatar please refrain commenting on anyones aesthetic.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

A lot of rich white dudes tried to incorporate some kind of asian influence into their style at some point or other since the 70s or 80s, but as far as I know Trump's schtick has always been 100% homegrown American kitsch, very proud and very obscene.


We're getting away from the tower now, since I guess it could just as easily remind people of western fantasy. But it looks pretty loving anime to me.

Sword and Sceptre
Jan 24, 2011

by vyelkin

Zas posted:

A lot of rich white dudes tried to incorporate some kind of asian influence into their style at some point or other since the 70s or 80s, but as far as I know Trump's schtick has always been 100% homegrown American kitsch, very proud and very obscene.

Tbh you can't really incorporate something that was appropriated from another culture, hth

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Sword and Sceptre posted:

Tbh you can't really incorporate something that was appropriated from another culture, hth

sure, I was more approaching it from how I imagine they would think of it but w/e the point is trump is 100% sharper image american steak

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


If the homes of all those Ukrainian government officials that skipped the country a few years ago are any indication, Trump's design philosophy is pure Eastern Europe when it comes to gaudy gold poo poo

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Lord of Pie posted:

If the homes of all those Ukrainian government officials that skipped the country a few years ago are any indication, Trump's design philosophy is pure Eastern Europe when it comes to gaudy gold poo poo

I was almost going to mention that he does seem to have a slavic strain too, but then I thought of smoothrich and got sad.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


TYPOGRAPHY

Those aren't even slab serifs t:mad:

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

WampaLord posted:

He'd be much worse in the sense of America saying to the international community - "Here, this is the man we have chosen to represent us as our leader."

I was getting close to pissing my pants coming into work this morning when NPR ran back to back news briefs about the French whinging about how awful a Trump Presidency would be and then the French National Front (with close ties to actual Neo Nazis of course not mentioned) coming pretty drat close to winning regional elections.

E: phone posting

Bloody Queef has issued a correction as of 17:53 on Dec 14, 2015

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
(sorry, wrong thread)

AARP LARPer has issued a correction as of 19:58 on Dec 14, 2015

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

quote:

If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/images/uploads/trump_health_record.pdf

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
The TV in our Cafeteria at work was blasting News about how great Trump's health is :lol:

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

i will best donald drumpf in single combat

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

EngineerSean posted:

i will best donald drumpf in single combat

Wall Street banker that doesn't use drugs?

I'm calling BS on it.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
god emperor trump is in perfect health

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

stoutfish posted:

god emperor trump is in perfect health

trump crushes Cruz's massive head using a thunder hammer.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

etalian posted:

Wall Street banker that doesn't use drugs?

I'm calling BS on it.

He's not a Wall Street banker, or any sort of banker for that matter.

He's a rich kid who turned into a reality TV star.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


etalian posted:

Wall Street banker that doesn't use drugs?

I'm calling BS on it.

specifically no alcohol or tobacco. but he knows his vodka, and drinks, and whatnot. his superior physiology simply shows no traces of it, for he is above us.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Today the US. Tomorrow, Super Earth!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Trump has no medical or recreational excuse for the way he is or the things he does.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if youre rich af why wouldnt you do all kinds of insanely cutting edge super drugs? why is our dumb planet blighted with lame boring rich people

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Radical Islam for dummies by a Muslim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

They also probably don't own a Boeing 757 with their name painted on it.

The 757 is a loser plane. Widebody or nothing imo

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



doanld Trump has preternatural reflexes and strength. I have personally witnessed him lift a car to save a pregnant woman from being crushed on three seperate occasions.

dr harold n bornstein

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

But we've already established that bald eagles do not like trump..

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


paranoid randroid posted:

if youre rich af why wouldnt you do all kinds of insanely cutting edge super drugs? why is our dumb planet blighted with lame boring rich people

you probably know this but he had a brother who died from alcohol abuse and it kept him straight edge

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Donald gets high on luxury you losers

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