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the recipe for starbound is terraria + borderlands + metroid + pokemon + diablo + castlevania + some things no one's done before
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:33 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 12:32 |
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Sorry folks gonna have to close the Starbound thread at 99 pages because Chucklefish didn't plan for three digits E: gently caress
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:34 |
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looks like we'll have to wait until page 999 now
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:35 |
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this is all oddiums fault
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:37 |
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i love starbound and i won't let you close this thread
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:38 |
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Cicadas! posted:3d printing system being done away with in favor of inspection giving you recipes for the things that you inspect! Are they learning? Let's wait and find out. Sounds like a good move. Otherwise, I seldom (I never ever use it) ever use that feature.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:39 |
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I was trying to figure out what existing good feature would end up getting axed in order to implement this improvement, but I think they've all been taken care of at this point
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:40 |
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did anyone ever actually find the cumgun
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:03 |
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the cumgun was inside us all along
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:04 |
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mostly in rrussom
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:05 |
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Could someone give me a brief rundown of said https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc saga; I missed out
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:10 |
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Dev said they found a goo gun that shot out white goo and made a joke about a cum shooting gun. Goons Got Really Mad about it all and caused a multi-page derail about how they weren't going to be a part of a childish, immature game. Sadly, they have been proven right.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:19 |
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LordZoric posted:Dev said they found a goo gun that shot out white goo and made a joke about a cum shooting gun. Goons Got Really Mad about it all and caused a multi-page derail about how they weren't going to be a part of a childish, immature game. it was actually a huge prank orchestrated by my IRC buds. one of them kept demanding i make a cum gun and to mess with me they made a fake log of me (or someone else i can't remember) discussing it and then got someone else to post it in the thread, which then exploded over it it was me all along austin
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:28 |
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heavy dev secrets itt
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:30 |
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Babe Magnet posted:mostly in rrussom I've found alot of cumguns in me.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:31 |
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Sometimes Multiple at a time.LordZoric posted:Dev said they found a goo gun that shot out white goo and made a joke about a cum shooting gun. Goons Got Really Mad about it all and caused a multi-page derail about how they weren't going to be a part of a childish, immature game. Rrussom fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Dec 14, 2015 |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:31 |
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LordZoric posted:Dev said they found a goo gun that shot out white goo and made a joke about a cum shooting gun. Goons Got Really Mad about it all and caused a multi-page derail about how they weren't going to be a part of a childish, immature game. it was me, i started the cumgun saga i said "man i dunno if i would like a cum gun in this game, it seems like one of those things you do to appeal to audiences that needs stuff like that to feel like they're playing something 'mature,' like the blood particles in terraria" now the only thing mature about starbound is that it'll be old enough to vote before it's finished
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGatO6vMPqw found footage of the one song that plays over intercom at the chucklefish studio
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:38 |
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BillmasterCozb posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGatO6vMPqw found footage of the one song that plays over intercom at the chucklefish studio Rho, can you tell us why Tiy would play that over the intercoms? seems a bit like he's trying to torture his employees Oh god, Supernorn could be in a Caro situation right now, somebody help him.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:41 |
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True story Supernorn rarely posts here only because Tiy holds him captive in a meat locker
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:59 |
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That MONSTER.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:00 |
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The only way to free them is to find were there being held captive in one of the random solar systems in the game and solve the puzzles to discover there real world coordinates. Starbound is really the best geocashing game ever made.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:08 |
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I've deleted starbound, did that solve the puzzle?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:14 |
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No. In fact you've contributed to there prolonged incarnation at the hands of the maniac tiy. You monster.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:31 |
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Do the programmers just post on forums all day? Is it only 1 guy? thats the only way I can see this game being 3 months between updates with the only changes being poo poo like "enemies now damage you on touch." EDIT-well I guess they keep adding new enemies and weapons and stuff like that but when the basic gameplay is still poo poo then you are just building a mansion on a rotting wood frame. Man Whore fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Dec 15, 2015 |
# ? Dec 15, 2015 00:09 |
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Bit back but I just want to say, the idea of leveraging Terraria to make a Tower Defense game sounds incredibly stupid. The amazing lore....the memorable designs....the unforgettable characters.....now in a genre well past its niche spotlight. Sold.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 01:02 |
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Terraria 2 isn't the Terraria that's getting tower defensed. It's still mostly like terraria, you explore and build poo poo and fight bosses, only now there's this crystal defense thing you have to deal with We're still getting a proper T2, someday probably
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 01:04 |
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So turns out critters can't move if they run onto an elevator. So either these mice are enjoying this so much they never want to leave or they are trapped here for all eternity. I think you know the answer. I prefer to think of them being employed as elevator attendants.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:00 |
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Neurolimal posted:The amazing lore....the memorable designs....the unforgettable characters.....now in a genre well past its niche spotlight. Sold.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:43 |
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I tried to play this again, and as soon as you get to the Outpost the game is just over. It lacks the tools or the motivation to make you do anything but the shallowest of 'once arounds' of a planet and leave. How many more years of beta before they add a loving planet map and teleporter upgrade so spelunking does't feel like a punishment? Nevermind that every tier of content is just a rinse and repeat of the previous one with slightly different ore sprites. I could maybe have tried to slog through to see how the colony stuff is now, but combat has returned to being a flailing mess that only further highlights how bad the movement is. Even the 2handed sword I got seems to realize how bad it is with it's special attack of 'swing wildly and hope to hit something'.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 06:49 |
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oddium posted:the recipe for starbound is terraria + borderlands + metroid + pokemon + diablo + castlevania + some things no one's done before Your edging in on the Star Citizen of metroidvania style games. Please dont go there or someone might try and crowd fund it.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 06:56 |
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waiting for it the funny auto-shitpost that everyone loves
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 07:18 |
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it still amazes me that all they had to do was make the game fun and modders would probably take over the rest. instead, they're loving with balance and still trying to figure out how the core game functions right now. what the hell
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 07:20 |
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:it still amazes me that all they had to do was make the game fun and modders would probably take over the rest. instead, they're loving with balance and still trying to figure out how the core game functions right now. what the hell Ti learned how to code from me. I am the cause of these problems.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 07:23 |
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i'd say that it'd be easier to just re-make starbound from the ground up, but if chucklefish did that they'd have to remember all the bad things to code in, and we'd be stuck for another three years waiting for absolutely nothing. i bet one guy could make a starbound clone and make it good. also, incoming funny joke i know it
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 07:25 |
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BillmasterCozb posted:waiting for it I don't
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 07:26 |
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grimcreaper posted:Your edging in on the Star Citizen of metroidvania style games. Please dont go there or someone might try and crowd fund it. BillmasterCozb posted:waiting for it Babe Magnet posted:I don't
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 10:22 |
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In all seriousness, you are awesome. Those gifs always make my day.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 11:05 |
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Never stop posting.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 11:14 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 12:32 |
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Thanks, I'm normally about as creative as a plagiarized Harry Potter fanfic, so i have no loving clue how i've churned these out.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 11:21 |