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Sash! posted:He is prone to showing frustration on the sideline, which means he doesn't have the nobility and bearing of a king. Naw, he's a white dude, so it just shows that he cares extra and loves the game. You have him confused with a black QB who displays the same frustration because he's childish and likely a thug.
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Troy Queef posted:0.87 Brock Osweilers "The Brock Metric" is my new favorite measurable!
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 15:46 |
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Roasted Donut posted:Actually, with the new OC in place, he's going to return to school to completely gently caress PSU over one more time before getting drafted in the second round by the Browns. Rams
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:08 |
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DrKennethNoisewater posted:Naw, he's a white dude, so it just shows that he cares extra and loves the game. You have him confused with a black QB who displays the same frustration because he's childish and likely a thug. Exception:
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:16 |
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paxton lynch
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:27 |
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computer parts posted:Exception: To think, I've been using my Surface Tablet incorrectly this whole time.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:19 |
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commy gun posted:Rams Bradford -> Foles -> Keenum -> Hackenberg That's a Death SpiralTM if I've ever seen one
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:30 |
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I'm glad this thread now also includes stories of Jake Locker's illustrious career. Such as that time where "nuh uh he's really good it's the receiver's fault" and "No you don't understand he doesn't have the tools around him"
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 20:28 |
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Probably an even better prospect than Hackenberg because he was both tall AND fast.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 20:51 |
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Did Locker run a Pro Style Offense? This is very important.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 20:53 |
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i remember seeing exactly one jake locker play live on tv, he ran for a like 40 yard touchdown to tie the game up late in the 4th, then got flagged for excessive celebration for throwing the ball in the air so the kicker missed the XP
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:10 |
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:11 |
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Sash! posted:BOB was a dark wizard that got McGloin to the NFL, so I credit him with that freshman season. How is it that O'Brien made McGloin into an NFL quarterback but can't make his NFL quarterbacks into NFL quarterbacks?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:24 |
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Alaois posted:i remember seeing exactly one jake locker play live on tv, he ran for a like 40 yard touchdown to tie the game up late in the 4th, then got flagged for excessive celebration for throwing the ball in the air so the kicker missed the XP oh my god that's right, that WAS him. That was so hilarious and sad all at once.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:26 |
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computer parts posted:Exception: From the makers of Head On
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 01:25 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:How is it that O'Brien made McGloin into an NFL quarterback but can't make his NFL quarterbacks into NFL quarterbacks? Bread can be made into toast, but toast can't be made into super-toast. Or something.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:09 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:How is it that O'Brien made McGloin into an NFL quarterback but can't make his NFL quarterbacks into NFL quarterbacks? I think both Fitzpatrick and Hoyer have looked their best while under BOB. The problem is, at the end of the day they're still just Fitzpatrick and Hoyer. Belichick couldn't make them look good against guys like Cam either. Case Keenum went 0-7 under Kubiak, but under BOB he won games with minimal preparation, including beating a superior Ravens team. I like BOB a lot, he just has to endure the Texans' intense fear of drafting a QB in the early rounds. David Carr was the last QB they drafted in the first round.
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Paxton Lynch
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 11:01 |
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Marin Karin posted:I think both Fitzpatrick and Hoyer have looked their best while under BOB. The problem is, at the end of the day they're still just Fitzpatrick and Hoyer. Belichick couldn't make them look good against guys like Cam either. Case Keenum went 0-7 under Kubiak, but under BOB he won games with minimal preparation, including beating a superior Ravens team. I like BOB a lot, he just has to endure the Texans' intense fear of drafting a QB in the early rounds. David Carr was the last QB they drafted in the first round. besides david carr the only qbs the texans drafted to ever start a game are tj "godhead" yates and dave ragone. i only know this exceedingly useless fact because i was pretty sure they'd never drafted a qb to start a game other than carr the elder.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 11:07 |
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I'm going to laugh so hard when Cam falls into obscurity after going one and out in the playoffs and Gabbert leads the 49ers into a dynasty next season.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 11:34 |
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I predict Hackenberg to make a similar impact in the NFL to the last QB named Christian to be taken in the 1st
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 13:18 |
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Alaois posted:i remember seeing exactly one jake locker play live on tv, he ran for a like 40 yard touchdown to tie the game up late in the 4th, then got flagged for excessive celebration for throwing the ball in the air so the kicker missed the XP that was such a bull poo poo flag
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 14:23 |
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Roasted Donut posted:that was such a bull poo poo flag thank you
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:53 |
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Vando posted:I predict Hackenberg to make a similar impact in the NFL to the last QB named Christian to be taken in the 1st Can't wait for Samantha Hackenberg's reports on College Gameday in 2017.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 23:08 |
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Vando posted:I predict Hackenberg to make a similar impact in the NFL to the last QB named Christian to be taken in the 1st Technically Ponder did make it to the playoffs.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 23:10 |
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Chilichimp posted:"The Brock Metric" is my new favorite measurable! It's the opposite of How Many Altuves Oh god Hackenberg is going to be a Texan I just know it. Please someone save me from the Hackenberg experience and draft him before he drops to the Texans
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 23:14 |
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Intruder posted:It's the opposite of How Many Altuves For the record Osweiler is 1.22 Altuves high
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 23:23 |
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Catfish Stevens posted:Technically Ponder did make it to the playoffs. AP should have an asterisk next to his second place, single season rushing record that refers to a footnote reading "achieved with Christian Ponder as QB".
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:24 |
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DrKennethNoisewater posted:AP should have an asterisk next to his second place, single season rushing record that refers to a footnote reading "achieved with Christian Ponder as QB". Joe Webb carried that team
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:32 |
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DrKennethNoisewater posted:AP should have an asterisk next to his second place, single season rushing record that refers to a footnote reading "achieved with Christian Ponder as QB". Agreed
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:42 |
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@ChronBrianSmith #Texans owner Bob McNair on franchise needing to invest in a QB this offseason via draft: "Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yes. The answer is yes." Step one complete
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:43 |
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Vando posted:I predict Hackenberg to make a similar impact in the NFL to the last QB named Christian to be taken in the 1st Went to the Vikings store in the mall of america and the discount rack was loaded with high quality Ponder jerseys for $4.75
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 02:21 |
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Knowing my luck this prediction will have a monkey paw-esque twist and he'll be drafted by the Bears and inflict years of misery on Vikings fans.
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:43 |
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He declared So can we turn this into a bet thread for who drafts him?
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 00:27 |
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He'd be better off staying. I mean, that's the only way he's ever seeing a meaningful snap ever again at any level ! Steelers. BIG BEN is getting old. Time to draft a hot young QB.
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 00:29 |
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i loving hate him and whoever is dumb enough to draft him deserves him
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 00:48 |
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Personal believer that he shanked some throws on purpose to devalue himself this year. End of last year he was clearly shellshocked. I wear this tinfoil hat with pride.
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 01:01 |
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Roasted Donut posted:i loving hate him and whoever is dumb enough to draft him deserves him It'll be the Ravens or Steelers. The curse of him following me around will continue
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 01:06 |
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Bonus fun side bet: Odds on Steven Bench getting drafted over Hack go
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# ? Jan 3, 2016 01:09 |
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Chris James 2 posted:@ChronBrianSmith what about Tom Savage though
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