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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I feel like Lindsay Graham's plan, in theory, would work very well. But we saw how well Iraq and Afghanistan went with the same philosophy.

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Joementum posted:

in a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court legalizes Jihadi marriages

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS. *shakes fist*

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I'm seeping big sticky wet pools of VICTORY

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Graham Cracker is my favorite, he should be at the big kids debate.

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
THAT EYEROLL

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



So... we can't put troops down for THEOLOGICAL reasons!?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ISIS is like one of those bug-attracting zappers outside your home, muslims have no choice but to follow it

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
a young mike hucabee

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


theological reasons?

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
did Lindsay just mouth "oh my god" as Santorum was blabbing?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Santorum: "I've read the secret rules of Muslim engagement! I have the cheat codes!"

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
can we just get a camera on lindsay at all times?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
beating isis is like beating anybody in civ, you physically take their tiles land

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Keeping Graham on screen while Santorum speaks is a veeeeerry good idea from the control room.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
It's true. If Sunni Islam goes below 50% in Moral Authority, they really take a stability hit

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Is... is Graham the reasonable one here? Is that possible?

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
LG you know it

No one left to train, nice line

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Lindsey Graham "Then there's this rear end in a top hat!"

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Joementum posted:

Keeping Graham on screen while Santorum speaks is a veeeeerry good idea from the control room.

This is really funny

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Joementum posted:

Keeping Graham on screen while Santorum speaks is a veeeeerry good idea from the control room.

He should be on the screen constantly.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

Keeping Graham on screen while Santorum speaks is a veeeeerry good idea from the control room.

The best part is most of the time Graham is talking, Santorum is nodding in agreement.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
lindsay graham wants to punch him i just know it

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Mr Jaunts posted:

Is... is Graham the reasonable one here? Is that possible?

That's his gimmick. He's sadly the most reasonable person up there.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr Jaunts posted:

Is... is Graham the reasonable one here? Is that possible?

He's the least insane, if that makes sense.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Mr Jaunts posted:

Is... is Graham the reasonable one here? Is that possible?

Suddenly Santorum is sounding pretty reasonable... :stare:

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Gobbeldygook, it's what they believe

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


oh my god these lindsay graham expressions

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
Graham getting owned by Santorum

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
JUST MURDER EM ALL

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

memy posted:

Gobbeldygook, it's what they believe

Much like what you believe Santy

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


At least Lindsey Graham has the relevant knowledge, if not the right ideas. Santorum just uses vaguely relevant nouns like Ataturk.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Did Santorum really just mention Satan or were the captions on CNN wrong

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
GOod thing we have turned to insulting islam

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
PLANNING MORE 9/11s EVERYDAY

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Has ISIS been bombed to death yet

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Dead men radicalize no men

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Dead Men Don't Preach Anything ~ The Republican Primary 2016

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





another 9/11 as we speak!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
DEAD MEN DON'T PREACH ANYTHING

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Did Santorum really just mention Satan or were the captions on CNN wrong

He said that ISIS views us as "The Great Satan."

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