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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

It's hard to believe that somebody has sucked Huckabee's penis once. Like they put their mouth over his shriveled Republican wiener and started blowing him and he probably came and made a little "hrnnng" noise while his lazy eyes pulled even farther apart.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



THE SECOND 9/11 IS COMING :frogsiren:

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
HAIL SATAN

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
hey this santorum guy's right about the whole "defeating the enemy by understanding them" thing

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
"We have to send troops" WE'VE ALREADY SENT TROOPS!!

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Just woke up, who is this sad looking white guy on my screen

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Hey, I wonder with George Pataki thinks about all this" ~ literally nobody, ever

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Thump! posted:

He's the least insane, if that makes sense.

Lindsey's like the crazy neocon whose heart softens when his daughter announces she's a lesbian, but he's the lesbian

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I want someone to say "we need to 9/11 ISIS"

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

blue squares posted:

I feel like Lindsay Graham's plan, in theory, would work very well. But we saw how well Iraq and Afghanistan went with the same philosophy.
The thing is, Lindsey's plan would basically work.

We'd be just permanently occupying Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan for decades and decades to make it "work", but it's still a better plan than all the other idiots up there have got (read: no plan at all).

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Graham wants another 5k American's to die in Syria.

Santorum wants to send no one, and just train people, which is TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM OBAMA.

Huckabee wants to nuke the middle east

Pataki wants the troops to know he loves them

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

resurgam40 posted:

"We have to send troops" WE'VE ALREADY SENT TROOPS!!

Keep sending troops until ISIS is fixed

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Pataki drink some water or something

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Thanks Wolfe Blitzer for putting this on the Armed Forces Network.

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
soldiers! they sure are something!

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
your welcome pataki

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
i'm george pataki. now watch me pander!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
darken the skies with fighter planes is not a tactic

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

blue squares posted:

Pataki drink some water or something

no don't

learn from rubio

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Huckabee gonna launch 100,000 sorties a day on ISIS.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Great tell them how many times were going to attack on national tv huck

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
those drat kids and their weed :argh:

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Mike Huckabee: literally President Underwood

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

fade5 posted:

The thing is, Lindsey's plan would basically work.

We'd be just permanently occupying Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan for decades and decades to make it "work", but it's still a better plan than all the other idiots up there have got (read: no plan at all).

You could do it without it being "occupying." There could be troops far outside the cities who go where the home government asks us to go or allows us to go once we ask. But ultimately I don't think it is a good idea

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
GOP wants to put 100,000 troops in Iraq

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
lmao gently caress your weed TO THE DRAFT

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Jesus christ I hate Mike Huckabee so loving much

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
I say send 350,000,000 US troops into Syria. Thank you and god bless.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
YOU GET NOTHING BUT THE MILITARY

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Logikv9 posted:

darken the skies with fighter planes is not a tactic

DRAFT!

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Huck is veering into "reinstate the draft" territory.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
obama has left us weak, the germans are going to get us :ohdear:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


hahahahaha

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Huckabee pissed at constantly being asked about medical marijuana instead of ISIS?

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
And hjuck just advocated the draft, because of course

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Is Lindsay Graham really owning this portion of the debate, or is it just me?

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


CONSCRIPTION

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Huck is up for mandatory conscription! :v:

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

nachos posted:

lmao gently caress your weed TO THE DRAFT

:laffo: What in the gently caress.

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