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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
total rubio crowd plant

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Is the coughing Jeb! trying to interrupt?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
HAHAHA MARK LEVIN NAME DROP COMMIT SUICIDE NOW.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
*cough*

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

now that's a cough!

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

TNO posted:

So, what I'm getting out of this is that I'm not scared enough. I should be more scared. Is that about it? Can I stop watching now?

stick around to see which one "wins" by being the most nakedly fascist?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
They're not gonna CALL they're gonna use ENCRYPTED MESSAGING programs you idiots!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Swagger Dagger posted:

Who won the early debate?

isisis

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Specific immigration

fake edit: Senator Bernardino

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hogwash, flimflam, hell even bunkum

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yaaas gang up on Marco all day guys.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Paul Ryan's speech needs more SAFETY

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Someone just can't quite get the *BULLSHIT* cough right.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Where the hell did Trump go?

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

MrAristocrates posted:

He's a terrible candidate who can only give stump speeches in the format

That is true, he definitely speaks in stump speeches.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Cole posted:

Ted Cruz looks like Doonesbury.

Please respect the half elf

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rand owns

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Senator Bernardino

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

The Human Crouton posted:

I'm starting to like Cruz. Should I kill myself?

yes, but it's for your own good

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

paranoid randroid posted:

hogwash, flimflam, hell even bunkum

Applesauce!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Rubio and Paul are wearing the exact same thing and I can't stop laughing

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

BlueBlazer posted:

total rubio crowd plant

Sheldon Adelson owns the hotel...(And he's leaning towards Rubio)

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

nachos posted:

Rand Paul immediately interrupted by two Carson Coughs

Legimately lol'd here

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
I see Rubio as having the best shot of the frontrunners at holding his own vs Hillary and it's not particularly close. He might have the most to win/lose here.

Torlo Hans
Apr 23, 2005

La familia es todo.
Dinosaur Gum
Guys this whole debate is applesauce.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

nachos posted:

Rand Paul immediately interrupted by two Carson Coughs

how do you know that's carson

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Indeed, who would've stopped Senator Bernadino from passing gun regulations?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Just turn off Carson's microphone, there is zero percent chance he will ever interrupt anyone

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


"We aren't getting specific immigration on terrorists"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Rand is drunker than Rancid Penis

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
drat, those screams

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Marco's fantastic poo poo-eating grin when being told he was the weakest on immigration.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


ladies going wild for rand

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Marco hearts Chuck the schmuck

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Specific Immigration!

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:laffo: Rand coming with the big guns.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Poor Rand always gets these burns in each debate only to stay at 1% polling

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
If you take Rubio down with you Rand, I'll love you forever.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Rubio and Paul are wearing the exact same thing and I can't stop laughing

everyone is

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Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

hogwash, flimflam, hell even bunkum

But Senator, what about tomfoolery and shenanigans?

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