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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Christie sensed an opening in Trump's lagged start and has gone full douche.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

"LEMME TELL YOU WHAT YOU *DIDN'T* TALK ABOUT"

A christie trademark

FORT DICKS

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Good Citizen posted:

What is that bracelet Christie is wearing??

A small glazed ham

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





rear end cobra posted:

Ben Carsons moment of silence is still going

Did he seriously fall asleep or something? Camera hasn't even panned past him.

Also did Christ just say "stopped for dicks"?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
somebody woke up carson!

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

spacemang_spliff posted:

omg christy we get it already you were a lawyer

so was ally mcbeal no one gives a poo poo bro
Yeah but was Ally McBeal a lawyer in New York DURING 9/11?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
gently caress Congress, we need a president who's a dictator.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Chris Christie stopped Four Dicks from committing their attacks!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
four dicks

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


RADICAL
ISLAM

RADICAL!!!!!

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FRIEND BEN!!

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

IM A FAT IDIOT -christie, don't sign your posts

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Just a reminder: Christie sold pieces of rebar from the World Trade Center as a fundraiser prize.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cruz and Rubio, Trump's biggest threats, are the ones getting attacked or attacking each other.

We stopped four dicks from being attacked?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i like how ron paul's son said 'we need more rules'

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

comes along bort posted:

hey guys did you know crisp crispie was a federal prosecutor?

wtf are you talking about, this is plainly c c sabathia

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

COUGH ON CAMERA MOTHERFUCKER

REVEAL YOURSELF

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Why debate stuff when we can just vault ahead with no deliberation?

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

nachos posted:

This has been about as wonky as a Republican debate can possibly be so far

But seriously though. I'm actually fairly surprised.

And also 9/11.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
COUGH

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

He protected New Jersey by shutting down the George Washington Bridge

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


lmao, Carson's whining

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rand with the eat poo poo stare at Christie lol

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
lay off carson, if i was on that stage i'd want a propofol drip too

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Carson again wasting valuable seconds

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Ben Carson is Jim Webbing

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Please try to pay attention to me"
-Ben Carson

faxlore
Sep 24, 2014

a blue star tattoo for you!

Internet Explorer posted:

Did he seriously fall asleep or something? Camera hasn't even panned past him.

Also did Christ just say "stopped for dicks"?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I heard that too

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
bitching about not getting time is always a good move, gj carson


e: the-ayyy-ter

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Internet Explorer posted:

Did he seriously fall asleep or something? Camera hasn't even panned past him.

Also did Christ just say "stopped for dicks"?

He thought they were blanched geoducks, honest mistake

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
Christie is pro buzzer....

Buzzer/Christie 2016

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Hahaha what a whiney git. let everyone speak

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Christie has never been on the floor of the US Senate.

tbf it's maximum load capacity is rated at 5000lb

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Carson you be baby

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



carson gon put everyone to sleep

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the-ay-tre

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
"Let me just complain a little bit"

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Too bad no one could say "shut the gently caress up, 9/11, we get it, you were a prosector after it, shut the hell up" without destroying themselves.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Good Citizen posted:

What is that bracelet Christie is wearing??

Insulin?

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


CARSON STIRS

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