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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Parasara
Sep 17, 2014

Next time I see that woman, I'm shooting her, and not in the knee.
PRESIDENT PUTIN IS BEING MEAN AND WONT LET ME TALK - President Ben Carson probably

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

A supermarket? Who the gently caress gets radicalized in a supermarket?

You seen the price of steaks these days? Death to America

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

R.A. Dickey posted:

Christie bringing back a noun, a verb, and 9/11

the past 3 years he's been noun, verb, sandy

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Wolf. Wolf.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Ben Carson speaks like Michael Jackson



is probably also a pedophile

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Radicalizing in aisle six!

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

"Waaa, nobody called on me"

Also, why can't half these clowns say "San Bernardino"?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

oh my god Carson was literally asleep during that exchange

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Trump isn't doing well in this debate, but he's not doing badly either. Smart move for a front runner.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Kasich wants to get in on this

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
"We can't be PC, we have to be better than them, we have to kill them all"

jerk1000
Dec 3, 2014
"we must take advantage of their...political correctness" - leader of islamic terrorist group

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I just realized that Ben Carson is basically just Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlcYIKYrjJM

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Sorry Ben we assumed your moments silence was ongoing

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I see Carson is courting the console gaming segment

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

ben wasn't paying attention

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
If Carson doesn't want to answer the questions then don't bitch you didn't get any speaking time.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



No, it's POLITICAL CORRECTNESS that's killing America

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


PCness is literally killing america

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Ben Carson caught sleeping

The sky is still blue

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I'm constantly amazed by how Ben Carson seems to have no idea what words are coming out of his mouth. It legit seems like he's high at every debate.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SOMEONE CRYING WOLF

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

R.A. Dickey posted:

Carson: Sorry I was asleep for that

"I was too busy coughing, just focus on someone else"

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





I want to talk. But not about that.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
will someone please get ben's thoughts on hummus

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
ben: uh i honestly wasnt paying attention. why are you asking me?

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



I don't think Friend Ben was paying attention...

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

wolf: who was right?
ben: you think I was paying atttention lol

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
HAHAHAHA JEB

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

nachos posted:

Wolf. Wolf.

There castle!

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
It is truly hilarious how all these small gov't advocates want to feed a sprawling bureaucracy with the ability to gather limitless information about citizens.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
easy peesy muslim squeezy

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
Carson re: Jim Webb "Yes hmmm that seems like a winning debate strategy"

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

thee-ater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Caron caught slippin

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Did Carson actually say anything?

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


MrAristocrates posted:

PCness is literally killing america

A veiled shot at Fiorina????????!!!!

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


*terrorists sitting around in a cave somewhere*

"Where should we attack next?"

"Idk, somewhere in California I guess, they are more PC there."

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TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
"i don't know who won because I wasn't listening"

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