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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i dont know man if you listened to qaddafi he seems to think it was al qaeda that was toppling him

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Talk times 1st break:
Cruz 7:50
Rubio 7:41
Trump 6:16
Christie 5:21
Fiorina 5:18
Bush 5:07
Carson 4:49
Paul 4:41
Kasich 4:37

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Are they all wearing diapers

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


mastershakeman posted:

I really want the movie to have a frame of his arm sticking out of the rubble, the vile tat shining brightly

The arm flexes. Cut to black, credits.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

rivetz posted:

Ted Cruz awkwardly and transparently trying to talk down to the audience's level by referring to enemies as "bad guys" and "bad men" and it isn't working At All
Don't overestimate the Republican electorate.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Grem posted:

Cruz is so far the only one who hasn't seemed like a total tool, just a wrong rear end in a top hat. I don't think we're getting a Trump general election guys :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5X8qDDMC-o

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

who is coughing?

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Is that a tacit endorsement of invading Iraq?

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
presidentobamaandhillaryclinton

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Purple Unicorn is Cruz's spirit animal.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



rivetz posted:

Ted Cruz awkwardly and transparently trying to talk down to the audience's level by referring to enemies as "bad guys" and "bad men" and it isn't working At All

Also what was that snort?

I'm having difficulty figuring out if that's just how he talks or if he's been prepped to try to talk to only the stupidest of voters

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

uh there's a pretty big difference between Saudi Arabia and Jordan

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Rubio actually saying some truth strangely enough.

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

The Muslim Brotherhood isn't a terrorist organization but whatever. This whole response is hosed.

gently caress Ted Cruz

It has the word 'Muslim' in it and is associated with a bad thing. No one will notice the difference.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
how the gently caress can you say gaddafi helped us fight terrorism? can't believe i'm agreeing with rubio, holy poo poo

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Bush attacked Trump twice, he deflected by calling Jeb weak and desperate for attention.

Politifact rates that as a true statement

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
Is Ted Cruz's face the frowny version of :smug:?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
there's some weird frequency in cruz's voice where i automatically tune him out whenever he speaks

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


The Ninth Layer posted:

Cruz saying "bad men" and "bad guys" all the time reminds me of my seven-year-old cousin talking about The Clone Wars TV show.
The difference is that one of those is describing a fantasy for literal children, and the other has lightsabers.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
FACT CHECK: No unicorns exist, not just purple ones.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
moderate rebels, like moderate republicans, do not exist

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
who the gently caress is dying off screen

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
A Shia crescent...for the moon god

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
How do they poop

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Kurds are Muslims you loving idiot.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Joementum posted:

Talk times 1st break:
Cruz 7:50
Rubio 7:41
Trump 6:16
Christie 5:21
Fiorina 5:18
Bush 5:07
Carson 4:49
Paul 4:41
Kasich 4:37

how can Jeb! stump the Trump with less time than Fiorina this is rigged

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

oystertoadfish posted:

cool how cruz really unambiguously supported propping up dictators when they can help us

At least he's honest!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

DynamicSloth posted:

Don't overestimate the Republican electorate.

seriously cruz is winning this thing

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Joementum posted:

FACT CHECK: No unicorns exist, not just purple ones.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

How do they poop

it comes out from their mouths

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Karate Chop Kasich!

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



how does kasich keep sneaking into the big boy debate?

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

SirKibbles posted:

lol If the rest of the world has to live under dictators to keep America safe ,gently caress them *gets applause*

but why do they hate us :(

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
what just happened

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


They're really hating on the Shia lol

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

HECKLER!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
wait is there is a protestor?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

How do they poop

by talking total bullshit

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
protestor YES

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