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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

RONALD REAGAN

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

oystertoadfish posted:

none of these guys are actually willing to step up and say trump can't be trusted with the nukes. i guess in the end they just can't sabotage their frontrunner like that
That bridge needs to be crossed before Iowa or Trump is completely right and deserves the nomination. They all are weak and a joke.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
She secured our printer supply in those trying times, god bless her

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

When did Obama say that

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
jeb! you wimp that was your last chance to take out the Trump

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Winkie01 posted:

As Fiorina watched the towers fall her 1st thought was holy poo poo we need to keep the ink toner safe

It is the most valuable liquid on earth, makes sense.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Obama bad. Reagan good. tedcruz.org 2016.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
I've been drinking IPA this whole time and I don't even like IPA and the face I make when I take a sip of it is the same as the face as when any of these fuckers says anything

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Judgement, Strength, Clarity, Trust...by your powers combined I am meltmeltmelt

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Rip Testes posted:

Fiorina really snaps here head around a lot.

so do most wraiths from Evil Dead

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Ted Cruz will beat the soviets???

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

Take it back from whom? What the gently caress is she talking about?

From Obama and his secret Muslims duh.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

FourLeaf posted:

Carly always singles out Hillary more than anyone else. She does this every time. Why?

She's funded by the other candidates to act as an attack dog for Clinton, because she's a woman. Its that hosed up.

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Dahbadu posted:

Who do you think the pundits will crown the winner? Rubio?

half of them will pick cruz and half rubio to enforce the narrative that that's the decision people have to make

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

I can' read four sentences in a row."

Jen Bush 2015

At least he splits them into sentances.

./; 2016

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
JUDGEMENT

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
"WE WIN THEY LOSE" was just advanced as a strategy on a national stage

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
JUDGEMENT.

STRENGTH.

CLARITY AND TRUST.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

WE WIN
THEY LOSE


A SOLID STRATEGY

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Dahbadu posted:

Who do you think the pundits will crown the winner? Rubio?

christie is going to see a bump

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

*sips the last of his reserves upon "Radical Islamic Terrorism"*

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

Take it back from whom? What the gently caress is she talking about?

democrats. that part makes perfect sense to every member of the grand old party, it's why they've all been able to blame everything bad on democrats being in power

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
No moment of silence??

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

other countries are poo poo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I don't remember Obama saying that, I must be confused.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Could the evangelicals seriously not find a single person more awake than Carson

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Two words nobody has said in the last debate of the year: Merry Christmas.


C'mon Trump!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Demonachizer posted:

Ted Cruz will beat the soviets???

this is why Cruz's hybrid academic style doesn't really work, his statements always have too many subclauses and poo poo

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Barack Obama said, and I quote, "America sucks." I don't agree.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Judgement. Strength. Clarity. And Trust.

These are all crazy names I would give to my children if I had more of them.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

blue squares posted:

When did Obama say that

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
did cruz steal his closing speech from a don draper pitch

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Do cameras have a light that shows which is live? How do candidates know where to look?

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Ted Cruz will defeat the USSR two and change decades in the past.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ugggghhhhhh Cruz's slime is going to work, at least in the short term

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


"We win, they lose" is a strategy?? Cruz must be a Houston Texans fan, they have the same strategy each week

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Ben Carson needs to be asked what he means by political correctness

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Trump talks about winning so much I am concerned he might have AIDS.

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Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

blue squares posted:

When did Obama say that

He didn't :ssh:

Brannock posted:

JUDGEMENT.

STRENGTH.

CLARITY AND TRUST.


I AM THE LAW

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