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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Volcanic Vents posted:

The one behind Hitler?

Hitler? Is he in this cartoon, too?

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nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Ghetto Prince posted:

Why does Obama have a dick instead of an eyeball?

I'd like this phrase as a cross-stitched sampler.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Get Bentt

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Paladinus posted:

Hitler? Is he in this cartoon, too?

As he well should be. Now this forum may be my sole source on the republican primaries, but as far as I can tell, all grown up Hitler won last night's debate according to a majority of local pundits.

That's good enough for me. I only fear he might have peaked too early.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Ibogaine posted:

As he well should be. Now this forum may be my sole source on the republican primaries, but as far as I can tell, all grown up Hitler won last night's debate according to a majority of local pundits.

That's good enough for me. I only fear he might have peaked too early.

You know, if the RNC is actually worried about Donald "Please don't feel so stupid or insecure" Trump's ascendancy, they should STOP PAYING FOR HIM TO GO ON TV. Televised debates are basically just a forum for candidates to show off how charismatic they are, and everybody knows that Donald "Please don't feel so stupid or insecure" Trump has a yooge personality. Yup, we get it, Donald "Please don't feel so stupid or insecure" Trump is better at catching your attention and sounding confident than everybody else, either hold a debate without him (and then watch him throw a fit that discredits the RNC because congrats, after running on a platform of "bullshitting with confidence" for decades you've run into a better bullshitter who isn't beholden to you), or stop holding debates altogether and giving him free advertising.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Just about sprayed my tea on the screen.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
Hi Politoons thread. I'm not the most consistent reader, but I saw this and immediately thought everyone here would enjoy it.

https://twitter.com/BatLabels

It's nothing but the Batman TV show's incessant labelling habit. For instance:

https://twitter.com/BatLabels/status/676821376230117380 posted:

GOTHAM CITY CITY HALL

BACK ENTRANCE


After the recent flag labelled FALSE FLAG, I'm partial to this one:


That's all, I hope you enjoy this exercise in completely unnecessary labelling. What show will it turn out Ramirez wrote for next?

e: okay one more

https://twitter.com/BatLabels/status/674829895189532672 posted:

GIANT LIGHTED LUCITE MAP OF GOTHAM CITY

ENTRANCE TO SUB-SUBTERRANEAN GROTTO

Celery Jello fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Dec 16, 2015

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Playstation 4 posted:

Get Be  n  tt
            u  ǝ

FTFY

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Mo0 posted:

That's all, I hope you enjoy this exercise in completely unnecessary labelling. What show will it turn out Ross Gosse wrote for next?

FTFY

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb

Old White Man will tell you what's REALLY racist would be a good Onion headline.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

EndOfTheWorld posted:

Old White Man will tell you what's REALLY racist would be a good Onion headline.

I'll go you one better with a Deez crossover, "Conspiracy Theorist Starting To Think Racism May Be Institutionalized In America"

http://www.theonion.com/article/conspiracy-theorist-starting-to-think-racism-may-b-50098

KimotaBoom
Feb 8, 2008
Duck and cover. That's the first thing to do. Duck and cover.

Trogdos! posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/0giVtVl.gif[[/timg]

Dry Bones Academy posted:

To enrol as a Student the price is $125, which includes membership and the first course:
"The Art of political Cartooning"

To join as a member the price is $25, which gives you access to the archives and allows you to participate in
"The Club House" forum

If you are already a member and would like to become a student the price is $100
The site design is about what you would expect from an old man.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
So, the current GOP platform is coalescing into: "We must use terrorism and war crimes to fight the bad guys. This is just and it is good."

Mo0, that's beautiful.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

You didn't like that he had a moon dropped on him by BDSM aliens?

He should have played the song of time, he would have had 72 more hours to stop the moon falling.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

1

2

3

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Did anyone ever even think that it's better to have Bergdahl in our own custody than an enemy? Anyone? No? Whatever...

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


"Great! He's getting the court martial he should instead of rotting in a Taliban prison indefinitely without trial."

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Wait, so are we supposed to agree with the angry shouty guy? I'm confused.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Obama says a fairly badass quote, this dork with lovely hair blows his stack, and we're supposed to laugh at Obama? Intriguing.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
Reaching into someone's chest cavity and squeezing their heart to kill them definitely sounds like something a pussy would do

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Fojar38 posted:

Reaching into someone's chest cavity and squeezing their heart to kill them definitely sounds like something a pussy would do


KALI MAAA!

*rolls eyes*
ugh this pussification of our death cult; I can't believe it

Looks like the PC Police win again

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
That wuss Obama wants to give a big hug to the heart of ISIS.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Still more afraid of drunk drivers than Terrorism. These cartoons are failing to make me feel unsafe.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


:eyepop: best bad reporter in a while, which is saying a lot.

"Sshh keep our racism a secret!"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Obama might talk a lot about tearing the hearts out of our enemies and feeling their frantic, final pulses but when's the last time you saw him feasting on the liver of a Musselman?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

Still more afraid of drunk drivers than Terrorism. These cartoons are failing to make me feel unsafe.

Seriously, when I'm biking home and uddenly realize a local sports game just ended and jagoffs are driving home drunk from the bar/their friend's party, I am way more scared then terrorism makes me.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


are we supposed to believe it is Obamacare's fault that this doctor could not save this person :confused:

The widow is fully covered, the doctor said so herself. Therefore her insurance plan has done its job.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Maybe I'm misunderstanding the confusion but I think Stilton is implying that what Obama was saying could be considered what a literal vagina would say. Hence squeezing.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Ape of Naples posted:

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the confusion but I think Stilton is implying that what Obama was saying could be considered what a literal vagina would say. Hence squeezing.

Stilton thinks that vaginas tear open a man's chest and crush his heart, a terrifying nightmare cartoon.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Fojar38 posted:

Reaching into someone's chest cavity and squeezing their heart to kill them definitely sounds like something a pussy would do

Yeah, only bleeding-heart liberals would do such a thing

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

We should all chip in and get Don Asmussen a really nice Christmas gift I think to show our appreciation for his good jokes

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

loquacius posted:

are we supposed to believe it is Obamacare's fault that this doctor could not save this person :confused:

The widow is fully covered, the doctor said so herself. Therefore her insurance plan has done its job.

But you see, if we let the free market decide, he would have died because she couldn't afford the ridiculously inflated costs of his care, then blamed herself for not being rich enough. Mean old Obama is denying her the freedom of self loathing and financial ruin after the death of a loved one like nature intended.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Tardigrade posted:

Yeah, only bleeding-heart liberals would do such a thing


Pictured: the Republican presidential candidate for 2020.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Unlikely. Politicians don't have time to be public executioners if they want to make it to the top.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
If I had $125 to burn and nothing better to do I'd be tempted to sign up just to troll him.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Guilty Spork posted:

If I had $125 to burn and nothing better to do I'd be tempted to sign up just to troll him.

how would buying a VHS set be "trolling" him.

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T. Bombastus
Feb 18, 2013

The Ape of Naples posted:

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the confusion but I think Stilton is implying that what Obama was saying could be considered what a literal vagina would say. Hence squeezing.
Yeah I didn't get that until you pointed it out, but squeezing/harder/pump could all be vagina words if you have the mind of a teenaged boy (which Stilton definitely does).

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