BJPaskoff posted:"There was a foreskin here. It's gone now." I'm in a room full of people and there's no way I can explain what I'm laughing at. Beaten on the "VoidBurger's a chick" front, but if you haven't seen her Silent Hill LPs, they're pretty great.
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Vulpes posted:Is Laughing Colors the new Funny man with jokes and laughing? No, Laughing Colours is presented entirely without irony, although I could see how its tenuous command of English and overreliance on clipart might make you think otherwise.
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goose fleet posted:
Wait, did we go back to being able to buy multiple wives
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Pastry of the Year posted:PSYCHO MANTIS: I see you haven't experienced LAUGHING COLOURS— i really love how incomprehensible laughing colours and its userbase are
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Sorry you should of chosen french colonists. The british were puritans and fleeing religious persecution. snergle has a new favorite as of 04:52 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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you will never know peace from video games as long as i still live https://imgur.com/a/dSx5D
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 04:56 |
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You would think that they'd limit a game to being crowned "best ever" only once
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goose fleet posted:You would think that they'd limit a game to being crowned "best ever" only once You'd think they would only need to run the contest once, too. And that it would've been done by now, given how few modern games are in there.
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drat kids with their OoT. LttP was way better.
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Cleretic posted:You'd think they would only need to run the contest once, too. it's less "best game ever vote" and more "masturbatory circlejerk about how much better things from the PSX/N64 era are than games these days "
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ch6N8QT00
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 05:56 |
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Take your time with this one Thaaaaat's the stuff. If it weren't for the Gamefaqs background it'd be indistinguishable from a Lottery of Babylon post.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 06:03 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i really love how incomprehensible laughing colours and its userbase are I have absolutely no idea what I'm looking at here
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snergle posted:Sorry you should of chosen french colonists. The british were puritans and fleeing religious persecution. Also there were a lot of other British colonists besides the Puritans. They were never very big outside of the Northeast (because they were dicks). AtraMorS has a new favorite as of 06:27 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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It's just pretty absurd because everyone knows what the game of the year is: NEKO ATSUME Oh, no.
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Vladimir Poutine posted:I have absolutely no idea what I'm looking at here In places like India, companies sell skin-whitening lotions. If you have lighter skin, it means you don't work in the sun and are thus higher class.
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I have a headache now
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Who What Now posted:Who wants some Pure Platinum grade insanity? I'm crying. I am in tears. This is the funniest thing I've read in years. Plenty of people don't like circumcision but then he brings in Satan and the Illuminati and we're off to the races.
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Cleretic posted:You'd think they would only need to run the contest once, too. Theoretically, every year a new game has a chance of dethroning the previous best game ever, and a legitimate tournament would be of only a new year's games, the final round being the winner of the new year vs. the reigning champion. However, telling people "you have to come out and support your childhood" gets immeasurably more clicks and is good revenue for the site. Honestly, if SA had a forum poll contest where we decided if Undertale (and therefore the SJW agenda, apparently) is better than FFVII or OoT, and we got the word out far enough that it would be good to "troll SJWs" by voting against Undertale no matter the cost, we would probably have enough money from memberships to keep this forum going forever (assuming they wouldn't ALL be script kiddies with stolen credit cards who don't care about their account getting banned after the charge is denied). We could just make it "watch an ad to make a vote" instead and the money would be practically guaranteed. Scathach posted:In places like India, companies sell skin-whitening lotions. If you have lighter skin, it means you don't work in the sun and are thus higher class. I think, also, the joke might be that White Obama has Hitler hair, because Obama is a fascist Nazi or whatever? I have seen enough Hitler hair-and-mustaches photoshopped onto the man to feel reasonably certain of this assumption. Soviet Commubot posted:
I feel like for reasons of username alone, I belong with these people. TheRecogScene has a new favorite as of 08:45 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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RareAcumen posted:you will never know peace from video games as long as i still live Nooo don't go Nintendo sixty-four dude, please don't leave. I'm sure that the fact that you haven't moved on in your life since you were a literal child creates such a huge impact on the internet community!
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Who What Now posted:Who wants some Pure Platinum grade insanity?
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 08:40 |
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I'm against circumcision myself but i never knew how to stand up for my beliefs. I guess the silent hill wiki was the place and now it's too late. so long foreskin.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 08:42 |
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all horror video games are about circumcision including Undertale
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 08:46 |
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The guy in the Silent Hill wiki is like Conservative on Conservapedia. Constantly posting and updating and editing for up to 24 hours straight.
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twistedmentat posted:The guy in the Silent Hill wiki is like Conservative on Conservapedia. Constantly posting and updating and editing for up to 24 hours straight. I have used the Silent Hill wiki before to remind myself of information between episodes of a Voidburger LP, and it is sad and strange (but not surprising once thought about) that the people who have memorized every detail about a series of games might also have other interests that they are a little too obsessive with.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 09:03 |
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Pyramid Head is the ultimate mohel.
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snergle posted:Sorry you should of chosen french colonists. The british were puritans and fleeing religious persecution. Late, but the French immigrants included refugees too (Huguenots). And there were a bunch of religious refugees of all types pre-war in Pennsylvania, the promised land where William Penn said "Maybe don't kill anyone over their religion."
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I have used the Silent Hill wiki before to remind myself of information between episodes of a Voidburger LP, and it is sad and strange (but not surprising once thought about) that the people who have memorized every detail about a series of games might also have other interests that they are a little too obsessive with. It's a sign of how amazingly easy and problem-free my life is that when I'm playing a game and I want to find out something about the setting, I actually get annoyed if it turns out that there isn't some absurdly detailed wiki devoted to that one specific video game. Come on internet weirdos, why aren't you catering to my every whim at all times?
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I have used the Silent Hill wiki before to remind myself of information between episodes of a Voidburger LP, and it is sad and strange (but not surprising once thought about) that the people who have memorized every detail about a series of games might also have other interests that they are a little too obsessive with. When I was an innocent babyfaced idiot, I thought wikis were made by many people collaborating things about the games they like together with many other people. The thought that it's just four really insanely obsessed people doing all the work never crossed my mind.
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AtraMorS posted:Eh it's not really religious persecution if your entire religious code is "Hate people who are happy." The Puritans were joyless, intolerant dicks that went around England smashing organs because they hated music--music!--and in the colonies, they were all too I never said they didn't deserve to be driven into the sea just that they were refugees 22 Eargesplitten posted:Late, but the French immigrants included refugees too (Huguenots). And there were a bunch of religious refugees of all types pre-war in Pennsylvania, the promised land where William Penn said "Maybe don't kill anyone over their religion." I didn't know about the huguenots thanks snergle has a new favorite as of 11:03 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Who What Now posted:Who wants some Pure Platinum grade insanity? unh yeah that's the good stuff. We really need a gamer.txt thread again. Also yeah Voidburger is a goon and has made some very nice LPs of silent Hill games. Pretty sure they are on LP archive.
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Speaking of conspiracies.
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Scathach posted:In places like India, companies sell skin-whitening lotions. If you have lighter skin, it means you don't work in the sun and are thus higher class. It also means by any instant u can have #nuclear_attack
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RareAcumen posted:
I should note that, as pointed out in one of the gaming threads in PYF, the massive amounts of poo poo-cracking about Undertale winning against Melee led GameFAQs to actually look into if bots were involved. The answer was yes. And not only were the bots terrible, they were voting for Melee. I am loving this as an IoSM source, because it's just stupid, terrible people raging against a machine that doesn't exist over a result that does not, and has never, mattered. There's no horrible reality that people are reacting badly to, there's nobody getting hurt by any of this. It's just nerds crying that they couldn't rig their popularity contest hard enough.
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That's why gamers.txt was so good before it spiralled down the GG hellhole. Just nerds getting way too mad about stupid poo poo that does not matter.
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"I was going to play this Ocarina of Time game, but then this random GameFaqs pole said it was only the SECOND best game of all time?!?! I'm not wasting my time on that poo poo"
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Soviet Commubot posted:
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PUGGERNAUT posted:"I was going to play this Ocarina of Time game, but then this random GameFaqs pole said it was only the SECOND best game of all time?!?! I'm not wasting my time on that poo poo" Beaten by a goddamn SJW meme game!!!
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Soviet Commubot posted:
These are both completely hilarious.
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