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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Pretty much anyone who says "these days" or "nowadays" is an insufferable rear end in a top hat

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Picnic Princess posted:

Anyone old who says "kids these days" unironically only have themselves to blame.

So anyone and everyone who ever existed, then?

BioTech
Feb 5, 2007
...drinking myself to sleep again...


ScrubLeague posted:

Pretty much anyone who says "these days" or "nowadays" is an insufferable rear end in a top hat

You just said both of them!

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
NO PLEASE



http://hellogiggles.com/family-fort-ikea/#read

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

This is great because once you see your dad jerk off you wno't be self-conscious about it

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

I am the terrible artifacting

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Nolgthorn posted:



And live with their parents.

Since this keeps coming up I'd like to point out that the vast majority of US adults alive in WW2 weren't drafted and didn't fight or suffer in any way.

I think it's kind of lovely for the whole ~greatest generation~ to prance around taking credit for what the actual veterans did.

And if you want to go full :patriot: (since GBS is now practically split into leftist threads and conservative threads) it's also pretty insulting to millennial~~~ soldiers dying in Afghanistan.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

ScrubLeague posted:

Pretty much anyone who says "these days" or "nowadays" is an insufferable rear end in a top hat

Who the gently caress says nowadays, these days?

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Mad Monk posted:

Who the gently caress says nowadays, these days?

One of these days, these days will end.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

They had to establish the right to use snapchat? What the gently caress is this?

You know what? I'm more upset that they have 5 kids than about anything else

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

this is the fault of feminism as i 100% triple assure you that dad is NOT fine with this arrangement. mommys will sleep with their drat kids forever if you let them

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012


:laffo:

For the sake of objectivity they should also cover snapchat's important role in men's rights, separate but equal activism and neo-fascism.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

5 kids in a one bedroom apartment. The dad here has to be out of his mind. This is beyond Dead Bedroom and into "I want to spend every free moment out of the house or I will kill myself" territory.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Haier posted:

5 kids in a one bedroom apartment.

He's appropriating the culture of poor people

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
lol the dad is disabled, not much he can do about it.



mom posted:

We just needed sleep. Tom is disabled and is often sick or needs care at night. I was up helping him, nursing a baby, putting kids back into their own beds, soothing a toddler woken by other kids… it was a mess! When we moved everyone together, the toddler got a dark little cave to sleep in. Our anxious, insomniac 11 yr old had a dark little cave to sleep in. Our wild sleepers each had their own space and I was still by Tom to help him if he needed it. Sleep, people. It is really simple.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Follow these simple instructions to build a soundproof sex barrier out of toilet paper rolls.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Haier posted:

5 kids in a one bedroom apartment. The dad here has to be out of his mind. This is beyond Dead Bedroom and into "I want to spend every free moment out of the house or I will kill myself" territory.

Husband is apparently disabled, although I don't know if that makes their sleeping 'solution' better or worse.

quote:

We just needed sleep. Tom is disabled and is often sick or needs care at night. I was up helping him, nursing a baby, putting kids back into their own beds, soothing a toddler woken by other kids… it was a mess! When we moved everyone together, the toddler got a dark little cave to sleep in. Our anxious, insomniac 11 yr old had a dark little cave to sleep in. Our wild sleepers each had their own space and I was still by Tom to help him if he needed it. Sleep, people. It is really simple.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
he wishes his dick had been disabled

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

LegoPirateNinja posted:

he wishes his dick had been disabled

Probably just his sperm.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

amusinginquiry posted:

Husband is apparently disabled, although I don't know if that makes their sleeping 'solution' better or worse.

"Izzy needs to sleep in front of the window to absorb as much vitamin D as possible. His bones will disintegrate completely otherwise. Ben needs to sleep with his bear so his tulpa won't get flashbacks to Vietnam."

Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense

Strategic Tea posted:

it's also pretty insulting to millennial~~~ soldiers dying in Afghanistan.

Most expensive war in history.


Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

amusinginquiry posted:

Husband is apparently disabled, although I don't know if that makes their sleeping 'solution' better or worse.

Going to Planned Parenthood would've been a good start

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

ElMaligno posted:

I have seen this being unironically posted by people who are currently or served in the loving coast guard. The worst are the active duty millennial and GEN X people who do not understand anything about WWII and just want to post “LOL dumb millennial LOL”.

The meme makes a good argument about how a life of luxury and total safety breeds obnoxious twats desperately seeking any imagined injustice to fill the void in their meaningless lives, though.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ScrubLeague posted:

Pretty much anyone who says "these days" or "nowadays" is an insufferable rear end in a top hat
i'm sorry, dad

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

notZaar posted:

The meme makes a good argument about how a life of luxury and total safety breeds obnoxious twats desperately seeking any imagined injustice to fill the void in their meaningless lives, though.

American society will be great again when His Holiness, Pope Francis I declares The Great Crusade and Emperor Trump, First of His Name thins out the weak serfs in the sands of the Holy Land.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

amusinginquiry posted:

Husband is apparently disabled, although I don't know if that makes their sleeping 'solution' better or worse.

I saw the word IKEA in the link and assumed it was just some crazy IKEA product. The actually story makes it even worse.


And now, back to jpg:




BALKI?



NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/KBH6Jhi.jpg

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I guess they all rent that dumpster

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

p curious what kind of disabled that guy is that he gets sick with regularity at night but can do constant cross country road trips in a tiny RV with a half dozen people in it

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug
It Came From DnD

zoux posted:



It's true, I'm afraid.


zoux posted:



Judging from his picture he's some sort of stage magician?


ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
That dude is trans.
And by trans I mean translucent.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Lol the pictures of that kid are amazing.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

cutting edge satire from the most college republican looking motherfucker i ever seen

e: that whole site seems to be trying to answer the question "what if the onion were complete poo poo?"

mr. mephistopheles fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Dec 17, 2015

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I didn't read it. I prefer to believe that kid is serious.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug


Clarissa will be the first against the wall for what she did to me

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I'm sure he's the vampire who makes you go looking for a Mummy in Bloodlines.

Tawd
Oct 24, 2010

Reading Atlas Shrugged. Captured the momen when his whole world changed.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy


Like what the gently caress did this guy just Uncle Tom Millennials?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

It's like a young, ginger Rob Halford.

VVVVVV
It's ironic.
And so retro.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Dec 17, 2015

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Stinky_Pete posted:



Like what the gently caress did this guy just Uncle Tom Millennials?

Why in the hell would you wear that shirt when it's obvious you haven't been inside a gym in years?

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