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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I don't even particularly LIKE sushi and still would.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Grocery store sushi: not actually that disgusting, all things considered. Unless you're some kind of sushi nerd that can't stomach imitation crab.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Eponine posted:

Grocery store sushi: not actually that disgusting, all things considered. Unless you're some kind of sushi nerd that can't stomach imitation crab.

They're like an inverse anti food porn: looks pretty, but has absolutely no flavor.

I bought a pack of salmon nigiri at my Ralphs, and I couldn't taste an inch of fish on them :(

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

zedprime posted:

I don't know that looks like a fairly classy and well presented form of a dish I usually associate with stuff that happens with a wire clothes hangar


Dude if laundry day looks like cabbage rolls you need to call the nearest Kenmore technician and have him take a look at your machines because goddamn

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Dude if laundry day looks like cabbage rolls you need to call the nearest Kenmore technician and have him take a look at your machines because goddamn

I think they meant it more as "hey this looks like layera of wet clothing".

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Dude if laundry day looks like cabbage rolls you need to call the nearest Kenmore technician and have him take a look at your machines because goddamn

Senior Scarybagels posted:

I think they meant it more as "hey this looks like layera of wet clothing".

I think it was supposed to be an abortion joke? Maybe?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I think it was supposed to be an abortion joke? Maybe?

Makes a hell of a lot more sense than laundry day.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Eponine posted:

Grocery store sushi: not actually that disgusting, all things considered. Unless you're some kind of sushi nerd that can't stomach imitation crab.

Fred Meyer has amazing real sushi. Seriously go get you some if you have a Fred Meyer around (I only discovered them last month)

This is not Fred Meyer sushi vvv

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Picnic Princess posted:

Makes a hell of a lot more sense than laundry day.

I was being intentionally obtuse to make a joke, of course it was about abortion but see he mentioned a clothes hanger and you know what okay just look at this awful hotdog with potato salad and chili on it

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I was being intentionally obtuse to make a joke, of course it was about abortion but see he mentioned a clothes hanger and you know what okay just look at this awful hotdog with potato salad and chili on it



Would, but only if I was really drunk

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I was being intentionally obtuse to make a joke, of course it was about abortion but see he mentioned a clothes hanger and you know what okay just look at this awful hotdog with potato salad and chili on it



Jesus, you have a perfectly good dog there, why would you dump all that crap on it and just ruin it?

The mustard, I mean.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

pandaK posted:

They're like an inverse anti food porn: looks pretty, but has absolutely no flavor.

I bought a pack of salmon nigiri at my Ralphs, and I couldn't taste an inch of fish on them :(

Publix sushi is....okay. If you're really craving sushi and can't get to a proper restaurant, you can buy it and be satisfied.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Grocery store sushi tastes exactly like white rice.

That's the best thing I can say about it.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
VendaGoat you ever go up to Tokyo on McKnight? If you haven't, you need to.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

One time I was at a grocery store around 8 PM and I saw they had a sushi platter with an expiration date of that day, so I asked if I could have it for half off. They said yes, I ate them all that night, then I got violently ill for the next few days. That is my grocery store sushi story.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

VendaGoat you ever go up to Tokyo on McKnight? If you haven't, you need to.

Nope, but now I will. Thanks

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

Grocery store sushi tastes exactly like white rice.

That's the best thing I can say about it.

The ones around my area are pretty decent all things considered. The salmon ones aren't good but discount salmon is generally never a good idea

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Grocery store sushi is basically the stuff you get when you've forgotten what grocery store sushi tastes like and really, really want some loving sushi.

Then you remember why you don't buy grocery store sushi.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

You're bad at this.





GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Would. Love me some tamagato sushi

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Would cuddle all the time

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Plinkey posted:

You're bad at this.

Ahem.


Also.

Plinkey posted:

You're bad at this.



Would.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


That is bad sushi. My husband, whose eyes are less than stellar, had to get real close to the tablet to see it. Poor guy recoiled once he figured it out.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Scathach posted:

That is bad sushi. My husband, whose eyes are less than stellar, had to get real close to the tablet to see it. Poor guy recoiled once he figured it out.

They're just maggots :shrug:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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MariusLecter posted:

They're just maggots :shrug:

Maybe he doesn't like green onions?

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

They're just maggots :shrug:

Anti-Food Porn: They're just maggots *shrug*

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


MariusLecter posted:

They're just maggots :shrug:

I think it was the centipede that got him.



Seconding the new title.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Dec 18, 2015

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

MariusLecter posted:

They're just maggots :shrug:

Actually, they are pupae. Maggots are fly larvae!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


pandaK posted:

They're like an inverse anti food porn: looks pretty, but has absolutely no flavor.

I bought a pack of salmon nigiri at my Ralphs, and I couldn't taste an inch of fish on them :(

There's a grocery store downtown that makes them more frequently than other places, so it ends up being pretty decent most of the time. It's not sit-down real Japanese restaurant quality, but it's also not real Japanese restaurant prices, either, so meh.


Plan Z posted:

Anti-Food Porn: They're just maggots *shrug*

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Have and it's delicious.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I can not stop with bad food. This pile is flaming.



Okay I think I'm done posting for a while.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Scathach posted:

I can not stop with bad food. This pile is flaming.



Okay I think I'm done posting for a while.

It is actually impossible to make a figgy pudding that doesn't look like literal poop.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Figgy pudding is real?!?

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

Figgy pudding is real?!?

Yes and it is pretty good. Do you think that they Dr. Seuss'd that name?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

:ssh: chocolate chia seed pudding

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

Figgy pudding is real?!?

I still want to have whatever a "Christmas pie" is, because it evidently contains entire plums.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Scathach posted:

Fred Meyer has amazing real sushi. Seriously go get you some if you have a Fred Meyer around (I only discovered them last month)

This is not Fred Meyer sushi vvv



Is this egg salad sushi? A Japanese egg roll???

Yes please, and devil that poo poo while you're at it.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Bonus pic on the other side of the AFP spectrum; going from appetite annihilating to depressed dining

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Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Scathach posted:

Fred Meyer has amazing real sushi. Seriously go get you some if you have a Fred Meyer around (I only discovered them last month)

This is not Fred Meyer sushi vvv



If you don't have fred Meyers go for any of the kroger companies most that have fresh made sushi are really good. We got one here in the dillons.

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