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I need two quotes. The one with the junkie with the dead arm spinning it around like an helicopter blade and the goon who freaked out at someone askign for smokes so he threw a whole pizza at a kid and fled a parking lot on foot. tia
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Trying to find an older quote. It was from a guy describing a tabletop game he played with some kid who didn't take the game seriously. The kid was running around hitting everything with a hammer, and eventually, he ended up stuck in a pit and got everyone killed by hitting dynamite with the hammer. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:36 |
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Volkerball posted:Trying to find an older quote. It was from a guy describing a tabletop game he played with some kid who didn't take the game seriously. The kid was running around hitting everything with a hammer, and eventually, he ended up stuck in a pit and got everyone killed by hitting dynamite with the hammer. Anyone know what I'm talking about? You mean the headbutt guy in a call of Cthulu game? quote:This is a repost, originally from the forums at Something Awful, but I couldn't find it in the archives anywhere and couldn't resist sharing it with you guys. This story, along with the Tale of Old Man Henderson and some others figured prominently in my recent acquisition of the CoC rulebook, definitely for all the wrong reasons.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:40 |
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Mans posted:I need two quotes. WET BUTT posted:Dr Stigma: We're going to have to amputate your arm you stupid idiot retard Bareback Rodeo posted:About three months ago I bought a pizza from the local supermarket and decided that eating it in the park over the road might be nice for a change of scenery, so I walked over there and sat down at a bench. At the next one over, there was a group of teenagers drinking and smoking and having a quiet chat.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:44 |
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VendaGoat posted:You mean the headbutt guy in a call of Cthulu game? Yep, that's it. Forgot he was the hammer. Thanks.
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VendaGoat posted:You mean the headbutt guy in a call of Cthulu game? I have no idea how anyone could think of this as a bad gaming experience, Call of Cthulu or no. I always lose it at "PhD in Aggressive Phrenology" whenever that quote pops up .
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:57 |
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And to be fair, they rammed a ship into Cthulu in the story, so it fits.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:14 |
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That CoC story was incredible
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:20 |
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Those are the people you want to play with
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:49 |
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What was that quote where a goon tried to hide his boner by crawling out of the room meowing? Wtf???
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 11:41 |
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Xun posted:What was that quote where a goon tried to hide his boner by crawling out of the room meowing? Did you hide your boner? rahum posted:Recently I found I was not the only one.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 17:00 |
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Lol, why wouldn't he hiss and pretend to have a snake in his pants like a normal person? What an idiot.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 17:02 |
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is it gauche to post a quote from a thread I made? GBS > gbs recommend me a bicycle
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 20:52 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:*Ernest Cline slides up from out of a toilet like the liquid metal terminator, speaks in an inexplicable The Mask voice* Diiiiiiiiiiiid SOMEBODY say the EIGHTIES? *waggles eyebrows while chainmaille bowtie spins*
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 20:52 |
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theflyingorc posted:patrol went great, i managed to keep all pussy out of the area
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 20:57 |
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MariusLecter posted:is it gauche to post a quote from a thread I made? no but remember that one time someone posted their own quote to the quote thread? it was a few threads back, it owned
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 21:06 |
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trapped mouse posted:no but remember that one time someone posted their own quote to the quote thread? it was a few threads back, it owned What an excellent metaphor for PYF.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 21:26 |
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trapped mouse posted:no but remember that one time someone posted their own quote to the quote thread? it was a few threads back, it owned vaguely
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 21:32 |
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trapped mouse posted:no but remember that one time someone posted their own quote to the quote thread? it was a few threads back, it owned loving millenials
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 21:41 |
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Kajeesus posted:Nobody cares if you quote yourself when the actual joke/punchline is a post made in response to yours.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:21 |
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I want to game with that dude.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:35 |
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Smythe posted:lol ya, it would suck to get to be sucked and hosed by a cool bro who can get good headshots, doesnt talk like a bitch and like fail bitch poo poo like ballet, and is horny as hell like a man. lol, yea, that wuld suck. -said nobody ever. like, imagine being gay and like you could be lanning with a freakin pro rear end gamer whos good as hell, then eat some mega brats and beers, pump iron, and then gently caress unttil your both devoid of cum with no reservations. that would own. instead i have to put up with women, lmfao. WOW. is it worth going to the ballet and eating vegan cruelty free salads just to get titty hosed by a hot little whore from new york? is it worth listening to their small vocal chords make high pitch wailing sounds as they count your money theyve spent on jewelry and neimen marcus hand bags or whatever just so you can look up their skirt as you walk up the stairs and then lift their tiny body onto the dining room table and pound them for 2 mintues and 30 seconds until you halfheartedly cum out of a semi flaccid dick? is it worth it to toelrate their low IQ derived from their small cranium and idiotic opinions just so you can push rope, close your eyes, and imagine you're actyally getting railed up the rear end by the dota heroin Queen of Pain? not sure pal. im not even sure anymore. Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 22:48 on Dec 18, 2015 |
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Smythe posted:sometimes i like to imagine im just laying in my bed reading a magazine and i hear a footstep. im like hello? whos there? and i sit up and look thru the doorway and think i see a purple guy but then whoosh hes gone. i think hmm well guess it was nothing.. just the wind. then hes next to me "and it faceless void - Dark portents ahead" he coyly quips. before i can react hes cast chronosphere on me and im frozen still. he saunters up to me, hhis hammerhead-head bobbing sexily, his perfectly toned purple body flexing, his sinew stretching like leather. he flattens me out like an ironing board. "time to meet, mace to face" and his huge purple cock slips out from the side of his loin cloth. needless to say im taking hits to the face and loving it. he procs a bash and it does double damage, my teeth shatter and my nose is broken. finally he rolls me over like a log and opens my schincter like the goatman and timelocks it in place. hes pumping into my cavernous rear end in a top hat. hes popped his mask of madness and hes loving me harder and faster. mailstrom procs and shoots lightning through my body. he cums just as the chronofield expires. im badly beaten, broken face, my hair singed from repeated electrocution. "You lose face...and life." just when i think hes done... a green swirl pulses over his body. he grins "We all owe a life to the fates."
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:47 |
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Could use some context mang
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:54 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Could use some context mang No, it's perfect just the way it is.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:56 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Could use some context mang
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:58 |
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Sir Teabag posted:The superego urges the subject to also bare his belly unconsciously, when in the presence of the Lakers girls. This is the natural logic of capitalist consumption. "Come on you fat slob, the sexualized brands demand that you enjoy." china bot has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Dec 19, 2015 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Could use some context mang the mace is his dick
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 04:32 |
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RandomFerret posted:Okay, well, looks like I just started a twitter war with William F. Gibson stuck in the middle. Not was I was expecting to do today.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 14:18 |
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Lol because this goon thinks his stupid joke was original in 2009.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 14:24 |
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Doesn't anybody respect the loving integrity of a goddamn forums post anymore. I feel sick to my stomach. That poor goon.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 17:47 |
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EXAKT Science posted:No, it's perfect just the way it is. Just looking for more top shelf smut mang
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 18:41 |
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death .cab for qt posted:You guys ain't never turd raced before? You get three of your buddies and sit in the handicrapper with your skivvies by your shins and each one of ya does a squat and pop. Countdown from 5, toss that poo poo at the stall wall and see whose hits the floor last. Slowest stool's gotta buy a round for not eating their wheaties. I remember one time Chuck had to buy rounds all night because he was going commando (no-no for racing, strike one) and popped a squatter over his open palm, but dude had only eaten jalapeño cheddar kettle-cooked old dutch for lunch and just let loose the brown niagra in his hand. not even any underwear to sieve the stream, just slipped right between his fingers and filled his drawers + pooled around his sneaks. Chuck just turned red and tried to buckle up and stumble out but you could hear him squish on every step, I was laffin so hard I nearly missed the mark. randy lost that one but it was all just the theatrics of it because we knew if Chuck was still by the bar he was gonna be buying, and sure nuff he was sitting on his stool in a spare pair of skate shorts with his head in his hands like he just lost all the talladookie nights. he bought us all drinks and we bought him a proper meal, so weren't hard feelings, but the moral of the story is you never free ball when you p ball and you always have a solid lunch
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:10 |
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Whatever the context of this was, I doubt it was poop racing. EDIT: It's from the Funny Pictures thread.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 23:48 |
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trapped mouse posted:no but remember that one time someone posted their own quote to the quote thread? it was a few threads back, it owned I wanna see this again, it was hilarious
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 04:30 |
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Sheit that magpie has been fiending that poo poo he looks faded as gently caress that fox lucky there was any left for him at all
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 11:53 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:theres an entire parallel jewish societal structure including a special ambulance thats a sports car where a guywill come at high speed to cut up your sons dick
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 14:00 |
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New Silent Hill game is sounding pretty good.
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Pastry of the Year posted:New Silent Hill game is sounding pretty good.
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