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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
It is.

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PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
Wow. Didn't expect him to break down crying in public. Who's the other guy?

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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PirateBob posted:

Wow. Didn't expect him to break down crying in public. Who's the other guy?

Nick Frost. I hardly recognized him without his glasses

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
I'm really starting to feel sorry for Pedro, what the hell must be going through his head having all those years of success in his homeland, wanting to try another league.. and this is what he moves on for.. a team he's not even starting in that's 16th in the table and just sacked their manager.


Ha, no wait I don't care, it's hilarious.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Best bit of all of this:

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10102754/jose-mourinho-exit-could-lead-to-eva-carneiros-return

Jose Mourinho exit could lead to Eva Carneiro's Chelsea return

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

actually http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35130496

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

TraderStav posted:

Best bit of all of this:

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10102754/jose-mourinho-exit-could-lead-to-eva-carneiros-return

Jose Mourinho exit could lead to Eva Carneiro's Chelsea return

:heysexy:

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

The real mourinho is currently suspended over a shark tank on Roman's yacht

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
I think Jose's mind began unwinding after the Charity Shield loss. All we need now is someone to tell him that wrestling isn't real and he'll look like that kid from Come and See for the rest of his life

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

I think Jose's mind began unwinding after the Charity Shield loss. All we need now is someone to tell him that wrestling isn't real and he'll look like that kid from Come and See for the rest of his life

Wow a little trigger warning for taff's sake would be nice ffs

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Hope you're happy, licence fee payer - analysis of a man's hand hair.

Privatise the BBC!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Jonjo's off in January. If there was a transfer thread I could reveal who to and for how much.

Broletariat
Nov 14, 2014
The London Arsenals are going to take a big poop on the Manchester Burger Kings this weekend.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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That would be an achievement considering the game's on monday and City probably won't even be in London until then!!!!

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit
There aren't that many Burger Kings in Manchester. I'm sure with their squad depth and resources Arsenal can get up on the roofs and get the work done. They have all weekend afterall.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Eau de MacGowan posted:

That would be an achievement considering the game's on monday and City probably won't even be in London until then!!!!

This is actually a fair point.

btw when would be a good time to fire up the transfer rumour thread? There's some juicy reports coming down the wire, and Manchester United fans are going to be none less pleased when they find out about it :D

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


ESPN just reported Mourinho wants in at Man U.

I don't think I could be a Man U fan.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Josh Lyman posted:

ESPN just reported Mourinho wants in at Man U.

I don't think I could be a Man U fan.

Why not?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


It's like being a New York Yankees fan.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Jose could take an afternoon off to get his head straight.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Hiddink might be poo poo now but we all thought the same think about Ranieri.

The best thing a Chelsea manager could do right now is to integrate some of their ridiculous amount of youth talent into the team. Even if they're not that great you're still creating competition for places and giving players that are actually desperate to perform some minutes. The likes of Cesc, Matic, Costa and Hazard knew that they would play regardless of their performance and that's hugely detrimental to a team.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Josh Lyman posted:

It's like being a New York Yankees fan.

Not anymore, Mancchester United will never win anything ever again now Fergie has gone. Nowadays being a Manchester City or Chelsea fan is like being a New York Yankees fan.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

corpuscollossus posted:

This is actually a fair point.

btw when would be a good time to fire up the transfer rumour thread? There's some juicy reports coming down the wire, and Manchester United fans are going to be none less pleased when they find out about it :D

I think GG said that it would be the prefect Christmas present for him if someone made the Transfer Thread so go for it!!

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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Honestly Josh football is rigged you have a choice of embracing your inner gloryhunter and supporting a team that can possibly win things and being that proverbial Yankees fan or supporting a team that won't ever win anything and finding other things to enjoy about the beautiful game.

Trying to find a middle way leads to supporting Arsenal or Liverpool in the hope that they will one day become good again and the crushing disappoinment and depression when you finally realise that they won't.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Unlike Jozy Mourinho, Hitler never got sacked. Makes you think.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Unlike Hitler though, Mourinho conquered Europe

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Unlike Hitler though, Mourinho conquered Europe

:chanpop:

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Like Hitler Mourinho was successful in Spain and Italy

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Josh Lyman posted:

ESPN just reported Mourinho wants in at Man U.

I don't think I could be a Man U fan.

I thought it was well known that he always wanted to take over from ferguson but members of the board, mainly Charlton think hes a massive oval office so they'd rather not

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
yeah but Hitler handled Eva much better during his downfall than Mourinho did

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Hashtag Banterzone posted:

yeah but Hitler handled Eva much better during his downfall than Mourinho did

:D

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

yeah but Hitler handled Eva much better during his downfall than Mourinho did

:lol:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:

yeah but Hitler handled Eva much better during his downfall than Mourinho did

heeheehee

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
Wow that's really weird that there are so many easy Hitler/Mourihno parallels.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

yeah but Hitler handled Eva much better during his downfall than Mourinho did

Lmao

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
both been hosed over by Russians in the winter for a start

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Unlike Hitler though, Mourinho conquered Europe

JFairfax posted:

Like Hitler Mourinho was successful in Spain and Italy

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

yeah but Hitler handled Eva much better during his downfall than Mourinho did

JFairfax posted:

both been hosed over by Russians in the winter for a start

man, what the hell lmao

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Can we talk about how good Flamini has been? I didn't think he still had the legs to have more than a bit part this season, but him and Ramsey have been a revelation.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
I think he desperately wants a contact to keep hanging with his bff Ozil.

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Shitshow
Jul 25, 2007

We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.

Bea Nanner posted:

Can we talk about how good Flamini has been? I didn't think he still had the legs to have more than a bit part this season, but him and Ramsey have been a revelation.

We'll see how much of a revelation they look when they play against a side with a decent midfield.

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