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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

Why are there strawberries on the bottle? Is strawberry cider a thing?

Answer: Japan.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

fong posted:

Tbf this is not food, but still:



Not even the kindest person would look at that baby in a stroller and call it cute

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

fong posted:

Tbf this is not food, but still:



I wouldn't go out of my way to try it, but if it was in front of me, I probably would. For science.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

Why are there strawberries on the bottle? Is strawberry cider a thing?

wikipedia posted:

Mitsuya Cider (三ツ矢サイダー Mitsuya Saidā?) is a Japanese carbonated soft drink, created in 1884 and now produced by Asahi Soft Drinks. While branded as a "cider", the East Asian use of "cider" refers to a very different drink from that typically referred to in English: the basic flavor can be described as a cross between Sprite and Ginger Ale, though Asahi has come out with additional flavors, including grape, lemon, mikan and white peach.

:ms:

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
My friend went to her aunt's place for dinner.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

My friend went to her aunt's place for dinner.



I'd eat that but it would look a million times more appetizing with some parsley or something on top to stop it from being a pile if beige.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

My friend went to her aunt's place for dinner.



I'm the decorative ashtray with a very old cigarette sticking out

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


EorayMel posted:

Guys, I think I found out what happened to the owner of those fried shoes.


um

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Wanamingo posted:

I'm the decorative ashtray with a very old cigarette sticking out

How come you always get to be the decorative ashtray?

My mother was a hardcore chain smoker, but even she didn't put a goddamned ashtray on the table during dinner.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

AlbieQuirky posted:

How come you always get to be the decorative ashtray?

My mother was a hardcore chain smoker, but even she didn't put a goddamned ashtray on the table during dinner.

no poo poo, the ashtray comes out after desert, you bring it with the coffee, bourbon, and brandy smdh

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006

Manuel Calavera posted:

Post more Disney please. Also get in touch with the Disney Food Blog, see if they offer any sort of money for trip reports.

Sure thing though this was the most anti-food porn I came across. I instantly thought of this thread as soon as I saw the sandwich.

The next closest thing to anti-food porn I had on this vacation so far is the Benedict Burger that was also from the resort hotel's cafeteria. It's exactly as it sounds which is a combination of a hamburger and an egg benedict sandwich. It had a burger patty, lettuce, tomato, ham, hollandaise sauce, and a fried egg with a soft yolk. The yolk broke as soon as I took a bite and dripped all over the plate but I did the only sensible thing and dipped the burger and fries in the yolk puddle to lap it up. It was absolutely delicious and I definitely would eat it again despite it probably being really bad for my health. Sadly no pictures because it didn't seem that noteworthy when I ate it at the time and fried eggs and hamburgers aren't exactly a new or unique thing. And it's not quite as :stonk: worthy as that Pop Tart Breakfast Sandwich.

Edward IV has a new favorite as of 06:54 on Dec 21, 2015

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Aesop Poprock posted:

Gotta love Disneyworlds two-or-three item menus at twice the price and half the quality of equivalent diner food

Never been there, but I was under the assumption that the various disney parks/resorts had a reputation for high quality food. Overpriced comes with the territory. Then again I'm the guy who buys an italian sausage with onions and peppers and chases it with an elephant ear when I go to the carnival. And then spend the next day or two experiencing gastro-intestinal distress.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Pastry of the Year posted:

I still want to have whatever a "Christmas pie" is, because it evidently contains entire plums.

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3783-original-plum-torte
I think the batter benefits from some christmas spices but the recipe is a classic.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


What do you do when you're about to be away for a while but you have a fridge full of leftovers? Combine the lot and see how it turns out!



That's two different salads (including, amongst other ingredients, beans, olives, pickled onions, and balsamic vinegar), some rice with salmon, a few prawns, and...



sour cream.



It actually tasted OK.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Tiggum posted:

It actually tasted OK.

Yeah, I wouldn't have hesitated. Looked fine to me but I will eat literal garbage so

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tiggum posted:


It actually tasted OK.

That salad alone looks good, and then you go and make it better! Did you toast it in a sandwich press first or eat it cold?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Please stop making GBS threads up this thread with boring pictures of leftovers from your fridge dear goons, I wanna see the real heinous poo poo.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

FetusSlapper posted:

elephant ear

Hold the gently caress up. What?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Hold the gently caress up. What?

It's pretty common fair food. Like you can imagine, it's an elephant's ear that's been deep fried. Some places still actually cut them off fresh when you order them, but mostly they just use the frozen kind.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Some of the best garbage foods I've had was when I was desperately hungry. Like the time a group of us were paddling through Canyonlands, and we ended up going nearly 40km in one day with only snacks, and for the last two hours, working as hard as we could to find a place to land before getting stuck in rapids after dark.

When we finally found a place to spend the night, we made fusilli with spicy canned tuna, capers, canned baked beans, sriracha, and some other stuff I can't remember but because we were all overworked and starving, it was the most delicious meal we'd all had in our entire lives.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

While on the topic of weird Japanese concontions, my friend gave me this before he moved back to Japan. If someone can translate the cooking instructions I'll be happy to come back with a report.





It's strawberry curry.

Megabound has a new favorite as of 11:19 on Dec 21, 2015

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Megabound posted:

While on the topic of weird Japanese concontions, my friend gave me this before he moved back to Japan. If someone can translate the cooking instructions I'll be happy to come back with a report.





It's strawberry curry.

who cares, it's just instant curry so you probably won't ruin it. Cut open the pouch, dump that poo poo in a pot, heat for thirty minutes while stirring at medium heat, take off heat, enjoy.

doesn't mention anything about adding more ingredients like meat or vegetables, but usually you do that before adding the roux or whatever is in that pouch.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

Guys, I think I found out what happened to the owner of those fried shoes.


Uh excuse me sir, that is not at all what happened. The man in question was, of course, horribly dismembered and served as food but I think you'll find the UN was able to secure a home for this



Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

pandaK posted:

who cares, it's just instant curry so you probably won't ruin it. Cut open the pouch, dump that poo poo in a pot, heat for thirty minutes while stirring at medium heat, take off heat, enjoy.

doesn't mention anything about adding more ingredients like meat or vegetables, but usually you do that before adding the roux or whatever is in that pouch.

Fair enough, my only experience is with the roux so I thought it might be more involved.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Why is she asking me two long-rear end questions while presenting me with this plate of food

is there like a terms-of-service agreement or disclaimer I need to sign

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Wanamingo posted:

It's pretty common fair food. Like you can imagine, it's an elephant's ear that's been deep fried. Some places still actually cut them off fresh when you order them, but mostly they just use the frozen kind.

Fresh is a real treat imo. Frozen just isn't the same :keke:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


pandaK posted:

who cares, it's just instant curry so you probably won't ruin it. Cut open the pouch, dump that poo poo in a pot, heat for thirty minutes while stirring at medium heat, take off heat, enjoy.

doesn't mention anything about adding more ingredients like meat or vegetables, but usually you do that before adding the roux or whatever is in that pouch.
NO. :mad:

Put unopened bag in boiling water for five minutes. Open bag and pour over rice. Walla. (Dekiagari.) It already has beef in it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

Fresh is a real treat imo. Frozen just isn't the same :keke:

I was doing some job shadowing with some carnies whilst preparing for my GED and they were using some vacuum-packed ears. Looked bizarre, but it was just like fresh. Have, and would again.

root beer has a new favorite as of 14:48 on Dec 21, 2015

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
These guys are talking about the plant, by the way.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

well,

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Pomp posted:

These guys are talking about the plant, by the way.

Actually they're just straight up lying!

It's about ethics in awful food porn.

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Crust First posted:

Actually they're just straight up lying!

It's about ethics in awful food porn.

Thanks Buzz Killington

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Crust First posted:

Actually they're just straight up lying!

It's about ethics in awful food porn.

🖕:mad:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

there is plenty of very good food at disneyland, of course they are going to have over the top poo poo for wacky dads to order their kids on their 6 grand a week vacation also

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Hirayuki posted:

NO. :mad:

Put unopened bag in boiling water for five minutes. Open bag and pour over rice. Walla. (Dekiagari.) It already has beef in it.

oops, don't trust me with the weeb language, i didn't know i could even click on the pictures to largen them

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Efexeye posted:

there is plenty of very good food at disneyland, of course they are going to have over the top poo poo for wacky dads to order their kids on their 6 grand a week vacation also

There's a thread for food industry horror stories on this board and I believe it was confirmed in there that Walt Disney World in particular earns top marks for cleanliness, as does Starbucks and I think Steak n' Shake. Disney puts an incredible amount of effort into making sure that food comes out safe and edible.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

Crust First posted:

Actually they're just straight up lying!

It's about ethics in awful food porn.

Elephant ears are just sad funnelcake anyway.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

quote:

sloppy potato! Baked potato topped with lentil sloppy Joe's and some raw cauliflower

I'm the fresh semen on the plate.

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