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Girls on the coasts in South Florida are hot as gently caress. Still haven't been anywhere where I've seen as many hot chicks on a daily basis as I did back home in Florida.
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Look at these chumps who have never been to Hawaii.
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Dec 22, 2015 07:38
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lol @ florida having anything redeemable
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Dec 22, 2015 07:45
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:lol @ florida having anything redeemable It is truly the armpit of the US. For humidity reasons as well as the stench of regret you get after being there. Florida sucks swamp rear end
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Dec 22, 2015 08:22
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ded posted:Look at these chumps who have never been to Hawaii. Yeah. I'm never impressed by mainland except for maybe some California areas after here
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Dec 22, 2015 08:25
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Sorry, but Florida will have to settle for being the butthole of America. Jersey is the armpit.
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Dec 22, 2015 08:29
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Naked Bear posted:Sorry, but Florida will have to settle for being the butthole of America. Jersey is the armpit. missouri is the butthole, jersey is the wad of shitpaper stuck in the buttcrack, and florida is the dripping diseased dick of america
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Dec 22, 2015 08:56
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LingcodKilla posted:The girls in Florida look good at exactly 18. By 19 they either seem to be pregnant with their second child or toothlessly addicted to meth.
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Dec 22, 2015 11:47
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:missouri is the butthole, jersey is the wad of shitpaper stuck in the buttcrack, and florida is the dripping diseased dick of america Patton Oswalt accurately described it as the scrotum. I agree. It's sweaty, sticks to you, full of smells you don't want, and full of unkempt flora. gently caress the whole loving state. gently caress the everglades, gently caress the beaches, the women and men are self entitled prissy cunts. I hate it OP. Never again.
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Dec 22, 2015 20:11
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The fishing and crabbing had potential.
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I liked Orlando/the space coast. 
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Dec 23, 2015 01:05
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Please, Texas is the rear end in a top hat of the US, Florida is the dong, and the Mississippi/Alabama coast is the humid, sweaty taint.
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Dec 23, 2015 01:12
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NY/SF are where it's at. They just wear fewer clothes in Florida/Hawaii. I wouldn't actually want to sleep with anyone from Florida and in Hawaii they are from Missouri/Arkansas/some shithole and broke anyways.
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Dec 23, 2015 01:21
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If we're basing anatomy on geography, Florida is the dick, Texas is the nutsack, Arizona/New Mexico is the taint and California is the rear end, with the Bay Area being, appropriately, the rear end in a top hat.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-xePlM-zg
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They made Texas the dick but whatever.
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Lazy Reservist posted:If we're basing anatomy on geography, Florida is the dick, Texas is the nutsack, Arizona/New Mexico is the taint and California is the rear end, with the Bay Area being, appropriately, the rear end in a top hat. Renter spotted.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:00
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lightpole posted:NY/SF are where it's at. lol no.
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Any place the military puts down a base is a pile of poo poo. If it wasn't one before decades of idiots and dependents will terraform it into their native pile of poo poo.
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lightpole posted:NY/SF are where it's at. They just wear fewer clothes in Florida/Hawaii. I wouldn't actually want to sleep with anyone from Florida and in Hawaii they are from Missouri/Arkansas/some shithole and broke anyways. Cool America places I like By Booblord Age 33 Mr N4I's class : Coastal Maine, Charleston, the Islands off the coast of Georgia, Rural Colorado, Rogers Arkansas (its weird but there's a really nice mid sized town in Arkansas with nice locals and a really clean town), Chicago (just for the food an how sad the locals look everytime sports are brought up), Most of Arizona (except for the Indian reservations, Phoenix and Tucson), San Diego, Santa Barbara, and Dallas isn't bad if you have friends there
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How about a historical idiot? John C. Woods, the army's hangman during WWII.  Look at this guy Before the war he joined the Navy but then immediately went AWOL and got kicked out after a psychological evaluation deemed he was a gently caress-up. He drifted around doing menial labor before eventually getting drafted into the army as an engineer. While in France he lied about having experience as a hangman and was given the job, along with an immediate promotion from Pvt to MSgt, by the Army who were looking for someone to hang murderous and/or rapey soldiers. He hosed up most of them, naturally. When the war ended and we started hanging Nazis he hosed those up too. Instead of having their necks broken quickly and cleanly a lot of them dangled until they suffocated. Additionally the gallows were built incorrectly and the trap door was too small so a lot of the condemned ended up smashing their faces on the way down. No one really cared because, well, they were Nazis so gently caress them. After the war he went back to being an engineer and in 1950 while working on the Marshall Islands he accidentally electrocuted himself while attempting to repair a lighting set. The End!
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Dec 23, 2015 16:10
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Scratch Monkey posted:How about a historical idiot? Good god that photo
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Looking at that picture, all I can think of is Igner from Futurama saying "We're owl exterminators." "We need someone to be a hangman." "I'm hangman." "You're an experienced hangman?" "I'm hangman, I hang the mans." How can you lie about experience as a hangman? I'd at least ask what prison he worked at. Otherwise you could just be hiring some guy who hangs hitchhikers and loners in his home town.
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Dec 23, 2015 16:25
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It wouldn't be difficult to come up with the name of a prison that seemed plausible. Hell, he probably went all out and said he worked at Alcatraz, it was still open at the time. I can name a handful of prisons with capital punishment right now.
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WWII was an interesting time in terms of military operation and oversight. The war was so large, so all encompassing, and so full of non-career soldiers who neither wanted to do more than what was required to survive the conflict nor cared what their day-to-day actions would do to their future careers, it made the decision making process much different than how it works today. When the need for a hangman arose the officer who had the job of finding a hangman, and finding him ASAP, probably took a look at the first guy to express willingness, saw that he could be spared from his current duties, and said "Good enough, you got the job" and moved on.
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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this Nazi for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad Nazi. Not like going down the pond chasin' Italians and SS Freiwilligen. This Nazi, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and hang him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many engineers in this ETO. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole drat thing.
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Wild T posted:Any place the military puts down a base is a pile of poo poo. If it wasn't one before decades of idiots and dependents will terraform it into their native pile of poo poo. San Diego is still p. cool.
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Cojawfee posted:
Are you kidding? Pretty much every billet I've held in the Navy was like this. I wouldn't even bat an eye at that conversation. "We need a hangman" "I played hangman once, I think" "Close enough, here's a three day pass for volunteering for arduous duty, your country thanks you, report on Monday"
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hogmartin posted:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this Nazi for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad Nazi. Not like going down the pond chasin' Italians and SS Freiwilligen. This Nazi, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and hang him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many engineers in this ETO. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole drat thing.
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Cojawfee posted:How can you lie about experience as a hangman? I'd at least ask what prison he worked at. Otherwise you could just be hiring some guy who hangs hitchhikers and loners in his home town. Pretty sure serial killers take more pride in their work than that guy.
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hogmartin posted:Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this Nazi for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad Nazi. Not like going down the pond chasin' Italians and SS Freiwilligen. This Nazi, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and hang him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many engineers in this ETO. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole drat thing. we're gonna need a bigger rope
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Hell you offer me an instant promotion to Mstg Hangman I'd say "How high". It's still hard to believe he was the most competent person they could find.
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Hanging people isn't exactly pleasant work. I'm not surprised they didn't have a line of people trying to sign up.
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Godholio posted:Hanging people isn't exactly pleasant work. I doubt being in Europe during WWII was pleasant, either. At least there's a smaller chance of getting hit by mustard gas if you're in the rear hanging bad soldiers.
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Godholio posted:Hanging people isn't exactly pleasant work. I'm not surprised they didn't have a line of people trying to sign up. Ask David Carradine next time.
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Aranan posted:I doubt being in Europe during WWII was pleasant, either. At least there's a smaller chance of getting hit by mustard gas if you're in the rear hanging bad soldiers. It all depends on what you're doing and where you are. I seriously doubt they were asking for volunteers from the leading edge. The guy was an engineer so he could've been anywhere...and chances are he was at a larger facility getting poo poo on by 90% of the population because they all outranked him.
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Aranan posted:I doubt being in Europe during WWII was pleasant, either. At least there's a smaller chance of getting hit by mustard gas if you're in the rear hanging bad soldiers. mustard gas wasnt used in ww2 except by the japs against the chinese 
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Was just a big mistake. They thought it was a condiment seasoning before they ate them.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:mustard gas wasnt used in ww2 except by the japs against the chinese It was also used by the Italians against the Abyssinians.
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